So Sup Forums, who would win?
My money is on Biden in the 4th round.
So Sup Forums, who would win?
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Brandon Brooks
This shit again?
Joseph Campbell
Biden would be too busy groping young children to fight
Benjamin Long
Trump also has like 60 lbs, 6" in height over biden. Not to mention biden is older.
Jaxson Butler
Joe Frazier has heavy hands.
Trump is the soft kind of fat.
KO in the first because the nigger boxer took us to Kentucky fried chicken.
Jeremiah Lee
the SS wins that one all day
Julian Ross
I'll put my money on the college athlete and all around big guy Trump. Pedo Biden is so low t he has to grop little girls breasts to get erect.
Kevin Lopez
Actually Biden by default as a result of Trump pulling out of the fight due to concerns about his flat feet.
Biden is then awarded a small child and 30 minutes behind a closed door.
Aaron Ward
nice quads. You can't be serious if you think trump would have a chance against Biden. He stuffs his face with big macs all day and rides around in a golf cart instead of walking 100 yards.
Joshua Baker
What a fucking creepo. That child is terrified
Oliver Evans
All these children put Biden in better shape. I see Biden with heavier hands and knockout power.
Not much I can cheer trump with.
Nolan Young
Trump moves around really well.
Tyler Foster
Trump would win. Joe Biden would see his small child like hands and begin trying to grope trumps mitts. Its hard to win a fight when all you can do is get erect about molesting children
Jackson Long
lol yeah when he's got a Rascal scooter to drive around on. Sure Biden is a creepy old pedo, but you're an idiot if you think that actually makes him less likely to slap fat donny around like that 10 year olds ass.
Kevin Miller
come on trump fags. Your Biden is a pedo defence is fucking weak. You don't even bother to try and defend trump. He's a weak fat fuck and the best you guys got is that Biden like's em young.
Caleb Gutierrez
Fat guys can put a lot of power into their punches. And Trump still has a lot of muscle under that fat. He's a powerful guy. Biden's bones would probably break after he struck Dons chiseled jaw.
Camden Smith
biden, trump pays people to do his punching for him
Zachary Reyes
>trump
>powerful
>chisled jaw
Biden's hand would be cushioned by trumps fucking bulldog jowls
Kayden Ramirez
Someone needs to punch Trump.
WTF America, get on with it.
Ethan Kelly
Trump is a high T hunk of a man. Biden is just a pedo loser who is freaking out because Trump is cracking down on pedos. Hard.
Jonathan Anderson
>high T hunk of a man
Sweet jesus you delusional faggot. He's fucking 70 years old and weighs 300lbs. Do you know how gay that makes you sound?
Thomas Williams
the one who is younger taller and heavier
Kayden Roberts
>Fat retard brawls with 109 year old man
American politics, folks
Jackson Long
Trump would get winded walking up a steep hill. He wouldn't last in a real fight. Biden grew up in Scranton and is tougher. Trump's entire lifestyle makes him soft
William Sullivan
WTF happened to /b .... it's all Rooskie shills out here now. You really wanna call Biden a pedo when exhibit A on your side is the Donny-vanka?
Tyler Mitchell
Biden would destroy Trump. The fight would never happen, though, Trump is just a big pussy and would not show up. Cadet bone spurs.
Adam Foster
street fight
>Trump tackles him and uses his weight to his advantage
boxing
>Trump gets tired after a minute
Jacob Wood
>Trump still has a lot of muscle under that fat
lol no he doesn't. He explicitly said he avoids exercise. He might keep some tone farting around the golf course, but he's 70 and eats bad. The "bicep" just ain't there
Juan Roberts
You got weird Dad compliments to back up your strange creepy theories of Trump being intimate with his daughter. We got videos on videos of Pedo Joe Biden touching little girls breasts.
Blake King
Trump's a narcissist, so if he fucks his daughter, it's basically him fucking a female version of himself. He probably doesn't. He has without question however harassed and sexually assaulted women, if not outright raped.
> videos on videos of Pedo Joe Biden touching little girls breasts
And you think Biden, a politician of many years, would do anything of the sort before a camera if he figured it would come of as pedophilic? He's an awkward goofball, not to mention far outside the profile of any typical kiddie toucher.
Lincoln King
He did. He's got multiple videos of himself groping young girls breasts. For example. Joe Biden is a pedophile. Plain and simple. Pedo Joe.
Mason Wilson
No one it touching loli tiddy in that webm
Luke Hughes
youtube.com
You for real? Defending pedo Joe....... how low of a person can you be?
Jose Hall
hmmm, someone twice the height of a child and their hand ends up where their nonexistent breasts are. This wasn't an issue then, because people aren't stupid, but of course you simpering little sycophants need to keep daddy Trump's propaganda train just chuggin along
Andrew Sullivan
So you think giving little virgin girls rubs on their erogenous zones is A okay? Fucking weirdo.
Eli Hughes
Brayden Nguyen
You can barely type nigger
Gabriel Gutierrez
>>Trump tackles him
kek, you mean run him over with his golf cart
Andrew Morales
this.
biden talking like this makes me think he's running in 2020.
Owen Rivera
Kevin Reed
>6" in height over biden
Owen Rivera
Lol.
Who is Roy Moore?
Justin Russell
Nathan Clark
>Muscle
Bone spurs causing him so much pain he can't move quickly or else he passes out
They both like to fuck children. Trumpy dumpy has fucked his daughter before.
Cooper Gutierrez
Donny's a fucking coward. He needs two hands just to drink water.
Isaiah Moore
MuriKKKa didn't invent bullshit, but it certainly has perfected it.
Caleb Mitchell
So you're saying your a hypocrite? It's okay that Biden touches little girls breasts because he has a D next to his name but Roy Moore must be guilty because he has an R next to his name. People like you are why people like pedo Joe can get away with it for so long.
Carter Lewis
Trump is probably the soyest boy I've ever seen. Aging didn't make him any better looking either like it does for most men.
Juan Rogers
Biden looks like Jerry Sandusky. Elite pedophiles probably share a bloodline connection.
Hudson Harris
young Joe was pretty hot.
Kayden Hughes
Hes probably thinking "where the 11 year olds at?"
Oliver Garcia
He is certainly a classic closet gay.
Witness: the hypersexuality of imported trophy wives
Witness: the addiction to sex for hire
Witness: his training under Roy Cohn
Witness: his cock-sucking embouchure
Gabriel Watson
everyone.