Will this be any good?

Will this be any good?

apekino

Unofficial reboot of the 70's King Kong remake.

negroflick

those are some big guys. why are they so huge and why can they walk on water?

It's monkino and namkino

No, it will be soulless and make you yearn for the Peter Jackson remake which is already bloated and subpar.

i seriously hope they have some gigantic 8 feet insects in this movie

>ape-ocalypse now

they aped the apocalypse now poster

[born to wave the flag starts playing]
[harambe]
[niggers]

What other epic memes are we gonna see in the upcoming threads?

>it ain't me starts playing

Kong a fuckin shit

It will be shit

That's a big kong

BLACKED when?

Can't wait for the post-credits scene with Godzilla quipping like a teenager and then winking at the camera.

>King Kong is partially eclipsing the sun
>Ape eclipse
>Apocalypse Now

Wow, really makes the ol' noggin go joggin'

I hope they don't end up bringing Kong to the city, that was the downfall of the original King Kong movie/s.

I just want a comfy jungle movie with giant insects and dinosaurs and people getting eaten and the soldiers being all like "When I die and they lay me to rest, gonna go to the place that's the beeeeeeeeest".

It showed like an 80ft tall spider in the trailer

the director is clearly aiming for the island and what ever the fuck is in there. He's definetly not going for the classic King Kong story

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will she be KONGED?

this
looking forward to a modern nam monster island movie

>BIG
>BLACK
>MIC

The other beasty from the newest teaser looks like some kind of super specialized swamp hunting reptilian or saurian, looks interesting.
I'll watch it for sure... they have my attention thats for sure!
So far we got Kong, A massive Nope (spider), the skeleton under the island (I'm counting it until its disproven or proven), and what ever the triple hell the Reptile thing is.

jesus soldiers vs obama.... what could go wrong

$2 have been deposited into your account.

>skeleton under the island

Wait what, please elaborate.

It was far more then 80ft... also we should all bring our arachnophobic buddies to this movie, because I'm a sadist

Didnt they remake king kong like 5 years ago?

Why do they keep doing this?

from the comiccon poster when under a blacklight.

fuck, if it was 2 bucks per post i'd become a shill in a fucking heartbeat

but that's the reptilian creature in the latest teaser
look at its arms

it was actually almost 12 years ago.

Let that sink in

user SHUT THE FUCK UP

The LOTR trilogy started production almost 20 years ago

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Oh shit your right! Maybe the one in the teaser is a baby? or maybe its just a hint in the poster as to the creature. God at that scale it may as well be a baby Ghidorah... oh...oh shiiiit.
Polycephaly and this thing could make a Ghidorah.

I feel old suddenly.

"All, Hail the King Kong: Skull Island"

What a strange title

>from the producers of gozilla
I guess not

I'm curious about it but I'm sure it won't be better than Peter Jackson one.

WUZ

Trailer tonight at 11:35p/10:35p CT on ABC and the Jimmy Kimmel show.

I made it better

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That's good..that's real good.

Needs the hair tuft.

where's the bane cia edit?

>From the producers of GHOSTBUSTERS

the natives have to at least rip off her top

I don't understand why it is "Dong." He is called Donkey Kong not Donkey Dong. If anything the Kong staying the same helps the joke. Otherwise, great job.

because we'll get to see the expanded cut of the dong

Please?

There's never been a good King Kong movie.

>island full of dinos
>kidnap the monkey

can't get out of my head the part where she vomits over her son in Room
she disgusts me now

Does Mighty Joe Young count? Or that one animated kong movie NO ONE FUCKING REMEMBERS BUT ME?!

I keep hearing shit about this movie what the fuck is the Room? and is it best I never see it?

I thought White Men Can't Jump was quite enjoyable.

it's boring af and isn't daring enough to show the graphic parts (since it's inspired by the Josef fritzl case), it's just that scene that's disgusting
don't watch it

Not even close to clever or witty, hang your head in shame.

Okay thanks

angry kong detected.

Fucktard detected.

KONGZ

first thing come to mind is the apocalypse poster
and the scene of dr manhattan in watchmen when he wrecking the vietnamese

She's got long fingers