My girl told me today "I love how you fucked me yesterday"

My girl told me today "I love how you fucked me yesterday".

For me those words mean more than "I love you".

Am I weird?

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not at all.

pic related?

You sound like a women. Why do you care about the opinions of fags on a gook sex cartoon forum?

It depends. Were you at home yesterday?

Pic is a 13 year old model

=P

I am a man!

Yes, sir.

Correct, dubs-user.

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No, you're perfectly normal for a shitbag "man" in today's world of manchildren

And?

Not at all. You're doing it right. If you put a penny in a jar every time you nail her to the bed BEFORE she starts dropping "ILU" on your ass, and then take a penny OUT of the jar every time she graces you with some pity action AFTER she tells you she loves you, you will never run out of money.

Why am I a shitbag man?

Brilliant.

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>visits Sup Forums
>has girlfriend

Why are you lying?

The only other site on Earth where I can randomly post stuff like this with high volume of replies is reddit.

Why are you so retarded?

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The irony is he didn’t fuck his girl “yesterday” some stranger did.

Op is confirmed cuck

Well this is not a high volume of replies.

And what subreddit would you even post this at?

How the dong a 13 years old girl can have such a "fuck me look"?!

Don't lewd Lala, she's a nice girl

You think this is a game?

You can get up to 300 replies per thread within couple of hours. That is an insane volume of replies for completely random stuff.

And reddit is pathetic. This is why I am here.

You really don't know?

She's more than that :P

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no you´re a man

Well I only can imagine...

But I love her, too. I just value the fucking appreciation more. I just want to be transparent about it, but I feel it would sound really bad and mean to her.

Let me illuminate you; 8 years old kids know about sex more than the previous generation ever did at 15. The progress cannot be stopped and the revolution is coming. Soon, the fight will begin for equality among all.

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No, you're appreciative of situational praise.
Make sure to notice things she does for you particularly well.

No, user, I really value it more than the classic "I love you". And I notice things. For example when she does me a breakfast to bed. I kiss her on forehead and slap her ass hard!

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I'll just leave this here

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Who would win? The battle of cock lips.

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Again, don't lewd! They're nice girls!

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Random q. I always wanted to create a new nickname for loli stuff. Lola, Lolita, Lolimancer, any ideas user? I know it's very random, but help me out with some ideas, will ya.

Oh, sorry user! *bows in legs*

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they are nice to be fucked into ass and FILLED with sticky cum

I would fucking pervert all those little bitches. I'd fuck em three ways to Sunday.
Hard
Fast
and Continuously

HFC? Is that some official terminology?

Cum must be always sticky. Any ways how to make cum more sticky?

If you fuck her eye bulges out, I will kill you.

Fucking right it is.

I FORGOT PICTURE LORD ALMIGHTY FORGIVE ME

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Oh I wouldn't hurt em...
Much

Explain in detail

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Your childish because girls say that to every guy and it means nothing at all.

Woah woah woah, user. I've never had a girl before who said that to me. I also only heard that once or twice in a porn or a movie. Also the reason why is it such a huge deal for me.

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bloody hell, mate, have you seen her broadcast on instagram?
there are no fuckn words

what was she broadcasting

What phrase are you talking about? It could be any one of the two.

Pretty sure he meant the part about fucking. That's the one I reacted to, anyway.

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Which one?

she means "I like you physically, not mentally, if someone with better dick comes along AND he takes me to some lame adventure, you're done"

otherwise - good job OP

>Am I weird?
No. Youre a liar

That's pretty obvious but "I love you" is also shallow if you don't say it every day

I don't think it's wrong. Depending on how old you are, if you guys split, dick game may very well likely be what holds the next situation together. That's your currency as a man. She basically told you that you're worth something.

That is a good theory, user, except for that tiny little detail she tells me she loves me, too. This was just a special bonus yesterday, out of blue.

I don't think so, jealous user.

What if I say it when I'm about to cum into her ass?

Well, she only told me once so far. But then again we're dating only for couple of months.

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herself being jaw-droppingly beautiful

what?

Which broadcast are you talking about? She's live streaming every day

does laneya broadcast too?

its called sociopathic love.

>weird
retarded

I've only seen two come up in the last week.

no idea.

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Who cares if she's only said it once. You're a fuckin winner rn. Do more of what you did. Good dick saves everything.

I know she has tons of content on MUSICE.LY or whatever the fuck the name of that thing is. Can't access it on desktop I believe. WHAT A GODDAMN SHAME, I TELL YA

bump

maybe some kind fuckwad will copy them to youtube or something

someone already did. i have a big collection.

i just want permanent access to her beauty at any given moment.

holy moley who is that chick you're posting? is she an angel?

SHE'S MINE (but I can borrow you her sometime).

And her name is Laneya Grace.

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well, cloning is coming along pretty well

they would look 100% same? but different personalities? how exactly cloning works?

bump

in theory you produce an identical being by copying the DNA
but there are a number of genetic and other effects that happen depending on the mother and the gestational environment
so you know how sometimes twins are almost perfectly identical but other times you can tell them apart kind of easily? that's the kind of variation you'd be looking at

you take a copy of the dna, put it in an empty zygote and implant it into a new mother (or, I suppose, the same mother) like you would for invitro fertilisation

what the heck is gestational environment and how does that affect a fetus?
also perfectly identical twins; what level are we talking about here? completely same nipple saze, same freckles, etc? laneya has those 4 beautiful freckles on her babyface, could we reproduce the perfect copy-match?

bump for laneyea sweetheart

>what the heck is gestational environment and how does that affect a fetus?
basically whatever happens to the mother happens to the foetus
things like the age, health, hormone state and diet of the mother influence the growth of the foetus

>nipples and freckles
the propensity for freckles is genetic but I don't think the development of freckles is - you wouldn't be able to reproduce a freckle pattern
nipples should be fine

here's the thing
you can't duplicate a person
cloning is about as close as we can get
and I think that's close enough for our purposes

I mean, if it's the girl's personality that you love then you need to find the girl herself
because we're a long way from being able to duplicate that
but if you just want to sate your desire for a facsimile of her body
cloning will do nicely

ah, i actually thought cloning is duplicating.

i guess duplicating will be much harder due to the quantum uncertainty BS? like you can never tell where exactly which particle is until you observe and by the observation you move the particle away so you cannot get the original picture?

DIOS MIO, LA CREATURA!!!

I mean, maybe that's a fundamental problem with duplication but there are much bigger practical problems
the technology for that kind of thing is almost entirely science fiction right now

>SO.O He is behind of it?

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DON'T FUCK WITH ME user, I WAS JUST ABOUT TO WATCH REC

Huh, this thread is still not dead

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I care about my girls.

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He's trolling you. No user, you're not weird.

There are some crazy theories out there with elites cloning celebrities, and have them as their sex doll and to do with them anything they want.

links? sauce?

No not if you are some dumb as fuck 20 something dickhead like I used to be.

You think banging her well will keep her in your life all by itself?
lol stupid kid.

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We're together for couple of months and she mentioned it only once so far. What is your problem?

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>"I love how you fucked me yesterday". = "I love you".
>Am I weird?

You asked a question kid.
And I explained it clearly.

You're not wrong to think this.
Women can't feel love but they can feel cocks.

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Sweetheart, you should read the thread more carefully Because you used Lala pic, you are my best friend forever now.

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Stay away from me, normie

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Kid you I do not have to read the whole fucking thread as you OPed you question.
You got your answer.
Now go back to being out of touch with reality.

celebrity-cloning theories are all bunk
because there's no way to accelerate the growth of a creature without also altering it in such a way that it would no longer be identical
also there's the whole hassle of keeping another person around and a secret
and here's the kicker:
thousands of hot young girls come to hollywood every month
why would you go to all that expense for a boring sex slave
when you can have hot new punani every night
for the promise of a chance at a tv commercial?

Even if I dress pretty?

It appears your basic logical functions are not working tonight, user.

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Wear a green baseball hat

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You motherfuckers are weird as fuck

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no u

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those aren't theories you dense fuck. general relativity is a theory. evolution is a theory. conspiracy "theories" are at best untested hypotheses. frequently they are untestable and mostly they are uncut retardation. if you believe conspiracy "theories" you should be barred from procreation

It's still cold outside, Lalanon!

And you like it a lot, don't you.

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Are u in canada?

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a theory is any framework for making sense of the evidence

Czechfag. We still have pieces of snow here.

Where do you get those nice full sizerinos? I mostly dig the IG and they not pretty in quality :(

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Figure it out yourself you normie fuck.

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This is why I don't have any friends :(

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you just gotta keep her saying that, because if she isn't interested in loving you, she's not interested in who is fucking her good

I am drunk user, your words and sentence complexity confuses me bigly.

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These fags are jacking it pretending some underage model is their girlfriend. Its almost irrelevant to notice them and give them the little social interaction they can scavange

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