>ITT: We all live in the same house
Can you fuckers stop playing rape porn on full blast at 4am in the morning?! We got the cops called on us three times this week!
>people actually think we get laid
ITT: We all live in the same house
Anthony Wood
Kevin Miller
K//: Listen up, OP, just because you pay the most rent of us doesn't mean you're the mod here.
Carson Clark
Better wipe that hard drive before the cops arrive next time faggit, I'm not gonna explain shit anymore!
Grayson Jackson
>at 4am in the morning
As opposed to 4AM in the afternoon?
Carson Stewart
K//: Yeah fuck no. And now get out of my room. If the rent wouldn't be this fucking cheap I'd be out of here.
Bentley Hughes
its not rape theyre trained to do what theyre told
Jace Lee
nobody would sleep for week out of fear what everyone would do to them if they fell asleep.
I'm sure Sup Forums would be up for a lan party.
Sup Forums can sleep in the garden shed, Sup Forums is pranking /x/ who are trying to summon a succubus
Jackson Jones
im lonely
Jaxson Stewart
what board would be the likeliest board to try a mass shootin? /k/ or /r9k/?
Carter Roberts
r9k ofc
theyd proabbly never stop stabbing eachother
Logan Barnes
/k/ would only critize the choice of weapon
Jose Roberts
theyd proabbly optimise their gear for the weekly purge
Jackson Watson
>critize
that's what happens when you're tired. I'm afraid of waking up with Sup Forums trapfags sucking my dick
Cameron Torres
Who shat in the lucky charms guys?!
Mason Torres
you only seem to mind when you wake up...
want some tea?
Jace Thompson
yes, as opposed at 4AM in the afternoon. The neighbourhood can still hear it at 4AM in the afternoon but it's only at 4AM in the morning when they are trying to sleep do they call the cops on us.
Leo Robinson
>implying you didn't cum in it and try to pass it as cream.
user, I've lived in this shitty house long enough not to trust anyone.
Nolan Thomas
Honey I'm home
Chase Howard
honestly I think the neighors are pedos I dont think theyll give a shit
no, its just my special bed time tea
if you want I could make you a marguerita with mdma in it or something
Cameron Kelly
Want to feed the tea to the neighbours dog and record it?
Andrew Nguyen
already did that, thing started foaming at the mouth, wouldve ripped my throat out if I hadnt hopped the fence
Bentley Baker
Is the dog kill?
Also put some fucking clothes on or I'm turning down the thermostat.
Chase Morris
can someone throw me some toilet paper?
Juan Lee
user? ARE WE OUT OF TOILET PAPER?
Aiden Brown
god damn someone please send more TP
Chase Adams
>tfw too socially awkward to ask someone to throw me some TP
Parker Rivera
>hey user...
>yeah its user...
>uh huh...
>uh huh...
>yeah, could you bring up some toilet paper?
Jordan Cruz
>mfw don't need toilet paper
Brayden Clark
GONNA NEED A COUPLE ROLLS ON HERE
Xavier Hall
oh god it feels like im dying send TP
James Collins
>you don't need toilet paper when you're quantum shitting into the Nth dimension
>but it helps
Joseph Phillips
I FEEL A BIG ONE COMING ALONG SEND SOME TOILET PAPER
Ayden Morales
>day 6
>the humans have still not realized that I am not a toilet
>still no TP to be seen
Eli Reyes
WHO DIDN'T REPLACE THE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER!?
Carter Watson
>psst
>hey user
>can you toss me some TP?
Aiden Morris
JESUS CHRIST JUST GIMME THE TOILET PAPER
Gabriel Davis
>whistling
Jose Ward
UHM... A LITTLE HELP HERE?
Leo Foster
GOD DAMN IT WHO LEFT THIS LIKE THIS?
Carson Baker
>doesn't have TP
Brandon Harris
>PLEASE?
Josiah Bennett
>WHISTLES AWKWARDLY
Brandon Harris
>send TP?
>inb4 underage ban i just look young
William Smith
>whistles homo erotically
Blake Hernandez
>you don't need TP as long as I'm in here ;)
Christian Hernandez
SOMEONE JUST SEND SOME GOD DAMNED TP WTF
Caleb Lewis
OMG HERE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
Josiah Barnes
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Easton Hughes
idk I legged it
and no, free willy >.<
buzzkill
Hunter Mitchell
Who the fuck put laxitives in that Chocolate cake last night??? Now everyone’s got the shits.
Gavin Gonzalez
Cant tell if being ironic or not
Isaiah Scott
Hey guys? I came in to take a piss, What the fuck is this shit???
Anthony Butler
>quietly brings 1000lbs of fertilizer into the basement
Parker Bell
Don't run around like this if you're not planning to get dicked.
Tyler Watson
Look user our heat bill is super high as it is, you'll need to take one for the team and get dressed.
>implying you can find your clothes in one of the 6 piles we have on this floor alone.
>all of them covered in a mixture of cum and piss
Sebastian Brooks
Oh hey user... sorry I thought No one was using this room
Gabriel Sanders
This came into the mail today. Who’s is it?
Ethan Green
Where's the keys to the communal fap room?
Jace Collins
It's yours now fag, you're the last one to touch it.
Zachary Williams
they were in here last i checked. just reach in.
Robert Walker
me sleeping comfortably in my hidden dungeon
David Turner
anyone up of a game of smash?
Michael Mitchell
WHO'S BEEN CUMMING IN MY BODY PILLOWS!
Josiah Stewart
Anyone seen my cereal bowl?
Brandon Myers
you still eat here?
Eli Garcia
which one?
Carter Turner
Oh boy my turn to do the fisting!
Brayden Murphy
How about Play Station All Stars?
Jason Campbell
YESSSSSSSSSSS
Gavin Richardson
64. i call dibs on the working controller.
Tyler Lee
The thinking man's Smash Bros .
Caleb King
as long as its not brawl or higher im good.
Jayden Howard
I would throw that shit out the window if i didn't know you would just buy another copy
Robert Sullivan
>SO.O He is behind of it?
Lucas Powell
>looks around
Getting a bit dusty in here...
Blake Brooks
Think someone's at the door
Elijah Torres
Heading to the pharmacy guys, what prescriptions do you need picked up?
Jack Jones
No sweetie it's digital :).
Brayden Powell
Don’t mind me, just looking for logs!
Julian Phillips
yeah I'll take uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Robert Wilson
the whole playstation's going then
Robert Ortiz
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Caleb Thomas
Guys, i just finished my bard. Anyone up for D&D 3.5? The trap can be dungeon master.
Juan Gutierrez
* Jumps In from no where and begins furiouciously humping playstation*
Liam Torres
My Estrogen pills
David Taylor
hey man, as long as they don't play that shit, go nuts.
Justin Sanchez
Isaiah Morris
Anyone up for a Halo Lan party?
Cameron Hughes
>teleports behind you
nothing personnel
Benjamin Lewis
Jesus who left the fuck torso out in the living room again? Seriously guys my mom is coming to visit.
Jaxson Clark
Come on anons who left a cum rag in the microwave?!
Charles Murphy
That's disgusting at least have the decency to leave it in the ice maker.
Benjamin Thompson
Sorry..
Josiah Evans
GUYS WHO HID THE REVOLVER?? I know it sucks that Anons keep shooting themselves cause we end up having to pay more rent, but taking it away us a bit drastic.
Aiden Bell
Any place for my waifu to stay?
Liam Peterson
just mix the cereal and milk in your mouth
Isaac Murphy
Speaking of which the suicide pit is starting to spill over.
Brandon Gonzalez
That guy from k that came by yesterday probably stole it
Jaxon Jenkins
I don't see it
Cooper Gomez
With the rest of the waifus as insulation for the house. Our waifus protect and warm us from the outside world.