I need a solid excuse to call out of work. My shift is in an hour and I work at an auto factory. Will post text messages with my boss to show results.
I need a solid excuse to call out of work. My shift is in an hour and I work at an auto factory...
Connor Long
Anthony Martin
Good album. Why you wanna call out?
John Rivera
Your having a panic attack
Nicholas Green
>I'm going into labour
Liam Fisher
Trips decides?
Jackson Roberts
You cut your hand off but expect it to grow back by tomorrow
Aaron Taylor
My penis is stuck in the vacuum
Samuel Clark
Your having a crisis of faith
Zachary James
For the sake of your job, crop out names and numbers.
Otherwise, it's a job man, just man through it.
Nolan Reed
You've got a really bad flu. Feel like absolute shit, can't come into today. Sorry x.
Jack Hall
Your gay and don't want to be around attractive men. But tomorrow you will be straight
Lincoln Gutierrez
> text boss sorry x
> x
No faggotry pleacse
Samuel Adams
Your high on bath salts
Matthew Anderson
Lmfao
Christopher Bennett
There's a racoon in your apartment
Jeremiah Anderson
Full house marathon
Samuel Torres
You tripped,fell mouth first on another guy's dick and are stuck that way
Ethan Torres
You better make it good. Mom or dad in ER with chest pains (forge a note from local hospital, they will never confirm or deny if he calls to check). Otherwise, you'll look like a cunt for waiting until an hour before your shift begins.
Anthony Peterson
You don't have any clean pants
David Perez
Your having painful diarrhea and sweating profusely. It sounds too embarrassing to be made up and could be blamed on food poisoning to explain a quick recovery when you return to work
Noah Clark
Honestly the best excuse is one that effects others - IE you’re vomiting or have diarrhea or something contagious.
Nathan Kelly
You have 2 hours left with the prostitute you got last night
Samuel Morales
He has AIDS. They go away tomorrow
Gavin Evans
Tell your boss OP's a lazy nigger and to hire a replacement
Blake Edwards
You don't like the way your hair looks and don't want to be seen
Dylan Gutierrez
Sudden family emergency
Jaxson Ross
You finally caught the kid spray painting your garage and are busy tuning him up
Owen Miller
You are sad
Mason Martinez
You are busy shitposting on Sup Forums
Juan Williams
ebola
Jason Phillips
show results then
Jacob Carter
You're having an amazing wank
Logan Collins
Satan commands it
Grayson Lee
Hey user, Say you have the shits from ( insert foreign restaurant) that you have ate the night before and you keep vomiting.
William James
I think he left for work
Ryder Cooper
5% of the workforce does 95% of the work,