Illegal thing you did and never got caught

Illegal thing you did and never got caught.
Do you think you still can get caught?

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Nice try gaiz, park your van somewhere else.

I would transport have ounces of heroin to sell for a friend. I did it like twice

my friend watched I pirated movie and I didnt report him to the police

buying drugs
I did get caught tho
thank god I live in a third world country

jaywalk

I own this and I live in the UK. :3

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Can't read can someone write it on a post?

OI juu mind shewin me yer loiycence for them dubble dubs yer ave there, sir?

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

oh wow, wish i would know the origin of this pic.

what the fuck is wrong with you?

>Do you think you still can get caught?
Only if my dumbass admits to it on some website behind 13 proxies

It says "If you can't read this, you are a fagot." fagot.

I once made a false statement to Sup Forums. I said, "Sup Forums, I once made a false statement to Sup Forums."

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The dubs aren't mine constable, I swear it on me mum! :O

Thanks user good luck

Hit and run

Won't say anymore just in case

Had a wank in school.

i masturbated before the age of consent.

manufacturerd explosives at school & sold them there
>some one lets off a wet low-cal sugar flare
>ice cube sized one in the boy’s toilets
>smoke filters in to main school ventilation
>whole school smoked out
>entire school evacuated
>1993-1994
>hoots man in newspaper so pretty elite faggatory at bay
>prefect
>nobody grassed
>profit

Nobody grassed

So, your mum is going around handing out illegal dubs you say? Well guess we will have to arrest her and arrest you for accessory.

Fucking pedofile kys

Bought a kilo of weed from a street vendor for $50 dollars in matamoras walked it back over the bridge in a shoe box had about 6 Pairs of boots I bought they only checked one shoe box

One time...
I accidentled an alcohol
A whole fucking alcohol!!!!

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i drank alcohol before legally being able to purchase it, also i bough beer at a restaurant at the age of 17

You have two of the same last numbers!!!

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fuggg *starts to run away* try and catch me wanker! as dubs starts falling out of my pockets...

Stole loads of alcohol and cough medicine and shit from stores around my house when I was 14-15 with my friends. We did this dozens of times and went back drunk to steal more even, always at the same 2 grocery stores. No I don't think I will get caught.

Me and my friend were throwing a football outside. We went by a van that had a sliding door left open to the point where we could still slide it open it. We could smell weed through it, and it was a disabled car, which made even more sense.

My friend grabbed himself a dutchess roll from the inside of the car. Top 10 shit, and my first smoke.

Times up faggot
>not rly

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Dubs checked

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snuck onto my neighbor's property and popped his pooch's cherry one night. bitch howled.

I got caught with heroin here in the US. Im not too bitter about it tho as it sure stopped my addiction dead in its tracks

OI, whyn't when yer get yer dubs loicence there juu mind also shewin me yer mum-swearin loicence then, play sir?

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Someone did this at my highschool as a senior prank. It filled up a hallway with smoke. Was pretty great

Back when u could easily get away with this. Good times

+1 fag

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1993

pulls out a butter knife and runs at you.

i smoked meth once

I was in the organization that plotted jfk's "dismissal". Not really, it was planned very thorough

>screams and runs away
>finds person shitposting about islam on facebook
>calls 40 more police
>arrests shitposter for hate crimes
>shitposter pulls butter knife, runs at them
>shitposting-knifeman runs around screaming for the next 11 minutes before being arrested after he trips and falls

> cop bait

people you are not Anonymous
your IP is logged

be sure to confess to the nice officer

lol'd badly

Nice try FBI

went to north korea and took a shit in the street

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I did 911

sold weed, made homemade edibles and sold them as well

hit mailboxes with a baseball bat

bought LSD

probably more stuff i dont remember

I used to find vicky....

MODS!!!!!!!!!!

timestamp faggot

had sex with a 16yo thot, mfw i figure out later on.

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I did 9 11 year olds.

Did you do time? How much did you have?

I once went on Disney's website while under the age of 18 and my parents explicitly told me they did not consent to my doing so.

Disagreed with a liberal in the UK

MODS

Property damage or people damage?

worst in thread
enjoy hell

I fucked a 22yo chick when I was 15 oh shit she was doing the illegal, DAMN SORRY SARAH

I licked a homeless womans pussy for some crack once, I wanted to try it but didn't have any money, it wasn't worth it

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Are you fucking retarded?

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Worked at Starbucks while at university and probably stole over 5K over my 4yrs there
How, you wonder? Over time you remember the price of things tax included, so I would ring them and used the key that the management kept beside the cash register to open it then I would cancer the order. At the end of my shift, they would give us a receipt with the total that we should have so I would keep the difference.

a shame u didnt die

Saw a homeless woman in a doorway begging, and offered her cash for sex. Took her behind some bushes in the town park and fucked her. No way was I going to lick her out though.

I Jay walk everywhere

REPORTED!

Well I got 2 cracks for the price of one, so it wasn't a bad deal

Been growing/selling green for 10+ years, used to sell gak/MD/beans. Stole a safe from a pub, battery, insurance fraud, identify theft, owned a firearm (bongland), arson.

I pirate everything.
When I go to the shops, I go to the self-serve and put expensive items through as cheap vegetables instead of scanning them.
I have looked at a bunch of porn that is technically illegal here (not CP).

I'm sorry, but You sound like a dick

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Most of this was 5+ years ago, I'm a changed man now I have a family. I'm not proud of my past but have to keep moving forward.

I am an illegal alien.

I start drinking when I was 13.
I start fucking when I was 8.

nice try fbi

That's good to hear, keep moving in the right direction

one time i didnt come to a full and complete stop at a stop sign

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You fucking madman

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Nobody checked these quints? Am I even on Sup Forums right now?

Thanks user, your support actually means something to me.

I silent farted in a crowded elevator; gave one lady an asthma attack, made the others want to puke

checkers

Checked and witnessed.

Crossed the US-Mexico border in a trunk.

I've fucked my dog many times. Dog pussy is extremely tight, and I'm 7". Took me about 4 years of stretching every time she was in heat with lots of eating out, and fingering with a ton of lube for 30 minutes to an hour at a time. I'll cum in her after just a few minutes, and she LOVES eating it.

Stole a fidget spinner out of a walmart

I once had several wifes and would keep them locked up and pegro so we could pump their breast milk to trade for things we need. The people worshiped me like a God. It all changed one day when my milk delivery drivers stole my wife's and we went to get them back. Many people died.

Trucker fag here
Leaving a roadside rest area
330 in the morning, dark rainy, end of autumn
Halfway down the onramp to the highway
Guy with only underpants on runs in front of my truck and laid down
I was over him before I could brake
Heard a pop, steer and both sets of drive tires roll.over him
Stop, put flashers on, jump out
Guy is dead, head and chest completely flat
Look around, no traffic, no nothing
Get back in my cab, pop the air brakes
Trailer tires roll over what is left of him
Look back, said a quick Our Father, drove on
Made my delivery on time
Had some time before I needed to shut down for my 32 hour reset
So I found a truck wash, spent two and a half hours power washing the hell out of my tractor and all the tires
Been 3 years and I don't stop at that rest area any more
Do the sign of the cross every time I pass by
Hope the guy got to wherever he was going

i just piss on the floor in public bathrooms

Kys

My friends and i stole clothes and stuff from a mall complex when we were 14

Am I being detained?

Jacked off in the subway when me and some Asian chick had the whole thing to ourselves. Nobody else but her could see me and she did not complain, she simply looked and smiled.

I don't get hard on just from being alone with a cutie in public transportation as much as before since I got a daughter.

Maybe some part of me that had trouble saying to all the other parts that what we were doing was wrong got stronger after the birth of my kid... or maybe I just don't find it as exciting as before.

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