ITT: We solve TV and film character's problems

>wear a mask

If they pulled that off, would they die?

Carry a knife.

Fly the Eagles

>threesome

Take off their hoods and ID them before putting them on the plane

run in an orthogonal direction

don't marry

Use tampons.

Don't be greedy

>make badguy forget

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>produce more

Pretty sure neuralizers only work on humans.

Wasn't his problem that he couldn't find any because he hadn't seized the means... I mean he couldn't produce it yet?

>take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

They could still come inside through asshole or vagina/penis hole

How would that change anything? He would have still taken them on the plane.

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so what mental disability do you have user?

That was what they were going to do.
Blame Ferro/Spunkmeyer for not keeping the dropship secure.

No he thought they all worked for the masketta man, hence pretending to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane. He would have immediately realized it was bane.

the eagles were very powerful beings who could not be trusted with the ring. "power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely". thats why the ring is entrusted to little shitstain midgets with no lust for power, because even if they are corrupted by it, its not a big deal. had the eagles, gandalf, or any of the other "good guys" been the ones to take the ring to the crack of doom they very likely would have gone the way of the nazgul and made things even worse.

Yeah but wouldn't he still have taken them if he had known it was Bane? Once they're on the plane the plan pretty much follows.

>Don't punch the caterer

lol what the fuck are corrupted eagles going to do, they're fucking birds, could they even wear the ring? Would they have the dexterity to hook it over one of their claws with their beak?

I like you. In the epiloque, it does get resolved that way.

T. 9gag

This guy here thinks flying horse-sized eagles are less a threat than land bound apes who happen to lack murder talons and razor beaks.

If they realized bane was pretending to be a mercenary, then clearly the mosquito man was up to something. They'd be on guard and possibly call ittin for some back up, maybe put real cuffs on bane.

they aren't just big dumb fucking birds, they were powerful intelligent beings, probably smarter than fucking hobbits. they were pretty stubborn dudes too, and clearly didnt wanna volunteer fly that shit to mordor in the first place. flying them back once everything was safe and over obviously a completely different story tho

All according to plan