HEAR YE HEAR YE

HEAR YE HEAR YE
come here for ye free wishes

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i wish for 14,500,000 dollars

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but the cops find your loli porn

I wish I was omnipresent

holy fuck

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I wish to be the best and the raddest

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I guess you already know the down side

Not wrong, thank you sage

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you also have colon cancer

I wish for my wish to not be granted.

Worth it thanks based wizard

fuck you

I wish to be more edgy

I wish for the ability to bend reality to my very will

I wish to get a gf

i want two minecraft diamonds fam

Agressive cancer

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and you also have aids

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you also get aids

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shes 5/10

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her.

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but you lose it within 2 minutes

I wish I weren't an alcoholic

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your children will also get cancer

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your black now

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and now your a heroin addict

I wish my brother was alive

i wish the world ended right now

Make me a cute girl

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hes also a heroin addict

I'll take it

no

I wish for a life with no more hardship or suffering.

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shes 8 years old and Chris Hansens in the other room

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you also get hugs from moot

I wish for a life with a bit more suffering and hardships

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and the cops send you creepy love letters

I wish we could all do something productive with our lives

I wish for less traps on /b. Maybe a new board for the homos?!

I wish I could quit smoking.

you and me both

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and youre in debt

Cold Turkey my nigga it's the only way you'll ever manage.

That and get a vape if you really need to

I wish that I knew what to do with my gf

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and just like the guy 20 minutes back youre both addicted to heroin

I wish for a 8/10 GF that doesn't cheat and is fertile

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she also gets a yeast infection

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your future children will have autism

Girl at my school I want to bang and she keeps sending me mixed signals. I wish to bang her.

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you also have herpes

That's even better

But if she gets it, that's going down the road to one of the solutions - to break up. So not viable answer.

I wish for infinite porn of whatever I want, at any time

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you also lose your arms

I would like less dubs

I wish to be the little girl. Please be a real wizard this time... I want to escape this life so bad...

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you also have a slight higher chance of getting trips

Savannah or Celia be pick one plx

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I wish to be the most respected ecologist who ever lived (besides Darwin), starting in 5 years, with absolutely no consequences

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in 0.0001 seconds wizardly wojack turns you back into a boy

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I also over heard Wizardly wojack saying he will burn your work

I wish for confidence, wealth, glory and vengeance

Also, you may have this pepe

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I wish jasmine would stay in San Antonio with me

just to be happy again

I wish that i could wish

I wish this thread was never made

I wish OP couldn't grant wishes

I wish I had as many cool ass hats as my tf2 account does

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I wish to take your role as the wish-granter

I wish for a hot boyfriend and we both live happily ever after until we are 100 years old and nothing bad ever happens to us and also we are rich.

How is that a downside you stupid wizard

I wish I was a cute girl

If you're a femanon that shouldn't be too hard a request, if you're a fag, have fun with AIDS

I wish to get laid

i wish for hrt and to finally be the man i am

I wish for anything because im hungry.. Paypal.me/RyanC795

I wish there were no furries/scalies...

I wish I had a ridiculously larger wang

>nothing bad ever happens to us
nice try no AIDS for me

I wish for a big tiddy goth GF

i wish for world peace and for everyone to have a 500+ year lifespan.

Granted, but no one likes you

I WISH I COULD READ MINDS

Granted, but she has a dick

i don't think anyone truely likes me anyway

>500+ year lifespan
fuck you I wanna die

I wish to be the coolest kid at preschool and to have a toy story bookbag

i wishe... a fishe.

That's not allowed any more.

torture beyond all imaginable

Then everyone hates you.

Granted, but everyone else offers you their shit as sacrifice

I wish I could use obito’s kamoi, had the sharingan. Or death or eternal happiness

in the whole world? or just friends?

Everyone. Including your dog.

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but you will get cucked by your next lover

you wouldn't want to die if there was world peace

I think I would

i have two kitties and they love me, can they still love me?

Granted, but everyone else in the world is an ugly dude