>wake up
>see this
>"Wake up sleepyhead, want to cuddle for a while?"
>wat do
Wake up
kill it. fuck the dead body
moar
kill it. fuck the dead body
...mods?
>die from the confusion
Bingo
cuddle for a while
Flee to Canada, people who know me will think I went to Mexico and by the time they realize their mistake she'll have repressed the memory
Report her to the police and charge her for for breaking and entering.
realize how poor i am that we have to sleep in the same bed and cuddle for warmth since I can't afford heat
then swallow the dread and go to work so i can provide for family
my man
get cancer
Dead girls can’t remember anything. That’s why you pick up the homeless street urchins, no one will miss them
>wake up from dream for real
>remember that no girl would ever get within 50 feet of you
is that a kid
This is a loli. Why don't you have a lick?
"Wait a minute, you're not my mom!"
*licks
I don't get it what does he mean by this?
*licks sensually*
OwO
post girldick
Philip defranco?
cut her throat wide open and put my dick in the hole
"No."
Go back to sleep immediatly.
that's a cute smile.
That's a cute smole.
Jerk off until the friction causes you to become circumcised
way to cute, i'd only wake up in bed with someone if i made a pact with satan.
So like a week ago I fapped too hard and my penis vein got a bump on it. It hurts and hasn't gone away yet.
Wat do?
kys
I ripped open my frenulum while dry humping a girl about a month a go and it still hurts.
STF
Tell her to brush her fucking teeth with my stank breathe
suck his dick.
But it still hurtssssssss
... and I don't wanna take my virgin ass to the doctor and explain what happened
Pedophile detected! MMMMOOODDSSSSS!!!!!
Get out of my room FBI Im not a cho mo for the last damned time
Enjoy it for as long as possible before I wake up
Apply petroleum jelly to prevent agitation of the wound, and wash twice a day with menstrual blood. It might be hard to get, but shit works like health potions in video games and you should be fine the next morning.
Ah like bloodborne!
I shall try blood healing.
Can someone send me a tor link to get the blood?
I can't find it anywhere on amazon.
Does it have to be fresh?
FUCKING LOL
clearly i'm dreaming
so i let whatever i'm gonna dream about happen because i cannot control my actions in a dream
then i'll wake up and come back posting on the Sup Forums
call the police
Just murder them