Be born

>be born
>parents decide to name me Vulfgang

Haha, like Vulva! XD

At least you don't live in the US.

I know a wolfgang in australia, not sure how its spelt, everyone just calls him adolf anyway

Would've been fine in ancient germania, the hell were your parents thinking?

Don't really know. At least my name is somewhat cool and not shit like Kevin or Daniel or something

you take that back volfie

its not cool and you know it you retard

What's wrong with that name?

It would have been weird if you weren't german but you are.

>be born
>parents name you Adam
It's ok.

I'd prefer Giovani or Francesco though.

>be born
>parents decide to name me Ian (pronounced eye-an rather than e-an

imagine a buzzcut slavshit with that name

I know for certain that it's a better name than ikibey

go away side-way malta

Are you hot? If you're somewhat then that name might actually gain you some points outside of Germany. I'd fuck a guy name Wulfgang desu

Seems funny, I got long hair and a well trimmed beard though.

>OP goes on to the big reveal...
>and thus I am Vulfgang....
>Vulfgang Özdemir

*catches breath*

Nothing is wrong with it. It's just annoying that new people always say stuff like "ooooooooh that's an interesting name" or "that's an old name" etc.

I would shit myself laughing if a slav started talking in his slav speak like
"anuu cheekii breeki suka blyad"
and then introduce himself as a Francesco

Vulfgang is such a sexy name. Just imagine it.

"Oh VuLfGaNg put your cock in me.

good post

That's russian though, you'd hear a lot of sz, cz, dź, rz from me on the other hand.

>be born
>parents decide to name me Pekka

its something made up by balkanshits

still
your name is retarded and doesnt fit to this generation

boy

seminem

What's the polish equivalent to cheeki breeki?
>inb4 kurwa

>have cool name with historic roots in your country
>whine about it on Sup Forums like a bitch
>secretly wish you were named Muhammad

I could tell you were a German even without the flag

There's none, I think that breeki thing is a begining of some ukrainian kids counting rhyme.

Woah.
Read my other posts. It's not that i dislike my name, it just feels out of place sometimes. Don't know how to describe it really

T. Árpád Attila Nagy

>tfw parents name you after a dessert
Could be worse op

settle your autism, it's like naming yourself some really old name that's not really that used anymore, yeah it's cool and all but it's also "wierd" of you know what I'm saying
like if I saw someone named fucking Octavianus or Pompei, cool names but not really used anymore

>Be born

I'd rather be called Tas, Előd, Álmos, Árpád, Botond or anything like that than some gay shit like Michael or Kevin.

It's only out of place if your country is filled with cosmopolitan hipsters.

> Be born
> parents name you Dylan

again, settle your autism, they're old names and not really used anymore, I'm not saying you should name your kids americanized stuff like Kevin or Michael, but (in Italy's case at least) more "normal" names like Luca, Matteo, Francesco and so on are a lot more common than italian old names, like Amedeo for example, not so used these days but was common a century ago
There's nothing wrong with old names but as OP also said it attracts a few stares here and there

>parents decide to name me Vulfgang
>somewhat cool

So what you're saying is that you're fine with your name and not really all that bothered by it. Why did you start this thread again?

he was saying it sounds out of place because it's rare

>adolf

Do people make call you a robotic samurai?

>come into the world
>they name you Blattodea

Pekka is QT af

Can I call ya lil' Pekka?

Oh Vulfgang! Mein Handy ist total veruckt! Maybe du kannst put it in mein poopenschaft, bitte? How Wonderbar

>whine that you weren't named Muhammad
Typical German

hello Gelato Smith, you fucking wog

>poopenschaft

What?

see

>be born
>parents decide to name me Hjalmar

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, I DON'T WANT THIS RETARDED NAME, IT'S ASSOCIATED WITH OLD PERVERTED PEDOS.

Any name that has the letter p in it is automatically shit tbqh

Jussi is a pussi :DDD

My parents gave me the name Wilhelm.
Rate!

Reinhardt Wilhelm?

t. Kalle Böglund

Hjalmar Schacht? ;^)

Hjalmar is a nice name imo.

Hjalmar sounds hardass legit

Ass xD *pfffrrt* oops he FARTED x'3

>tfw given good name but I failed to justify it

hello sundae

Wtf cuuute German boy :3

at least it isn't Manfred now that name is stupid.

That's cool as shit.

>Andrew - means man/manly
>best male name
At least it's not Kevin, right?
>At least you don't live in the US.
Fuck off underage

>be born
>parents decide to name me Vliegtuig

>be born
>parents decide to name me Cyprian

I once knew a pole named Manfred

>pronounced eye-an rather than e-an
I bet you've lost lots of potential friends if you regularly "correct" people on the pronunciation.

>be born
>your parents call you Vincent
>it almost rhymes with your surname
I feel like a character from a shit gangster film

>be born
>dad's name is Andrew, thus my patronymic is "Andrew's son"
>my surname also means "Andrew's son"
Fucking Andrew whoever he was. Should've given me the same name to complete the circle.

10/10 uezs

t. Andrey Andreyevich Andreyev

>Fucking Andrew whoever he was.
Hi

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>be born in England, to English family
>parents give me a silly Welsh name with a Y in the middle

My last name was given to me by the folks running ellis Island.

People are all like why so many vowels?

>everyone just calls him adolf anyway
kek

Be grateful for it Kasey.

Fuck you user how do you know my name?

Magic Casey. Magik

>be born
>parents name me Sasha
>polaks making fun of me again

Wull I'll be... Ill just be aint it?

Change your name to Varg

>mfw know two germans named kevin
>mfw these kevins know each other irl
>mfw they're all spergy and stupid just like the memes say

Funny to say Kevin & Kevin when we play killing floor 2.

t. Dafydd Thomas
>be my wife's ancestors
>Jews
>come to Ellis Island
>immigration people can't pronounce goofy Polish-Jewish name
>get Goldberg'd
This. I'm happy that my great-grandparents were forced to assimilate.

I wish.

Sasha is a nice name. Could be for a boy or a girl like mine.

>be born romanian
>jewish name
oy vey

Why are there so many Romanians and Alb*nians in Italy?

Italian is the easiest language to learn for Romanians

>be born
>parents give me the name Ruth

tl;dr communism fell and many immigrated looking for a better life, mostly to Italy and Spain since it's extremely easy for a romanian to learn spanish and italian
for albanians I don't know, but I assume since it just takes a 30 minute boat ride to get to a better country could be the reason

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I like it, the german pronounciation anyways.

I love your post.

Why did they name a boy Ruth?

Why does it seem like most Europeans are named some generic anglo biblical name like Adam or Paul now? And whenever somebody has a name actually related to their nationality somebody on here always responds with "that's a name for old people xDD". What the fuck is wrong with you all?

after the tyler the creator group?

Ruth sounds like a badass name.

I'd name change to Ruth.

>My Names Ruth bitches. Fite me.

>Italians leave Italy in droves to Anglo countries
>Replaced by Romanians and Albanians
Really gets the brain ticking

get with the times grandpa

That's because of decades of judeo-christian influence.
Like i said, i like my name. It just seems out of place sometimes