Rate my sexting skills faggots

Rate my sexting skills faggots

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lol are those pics down there of her? everything about this post is underwhelming

moist

Shut up faggot. I tap her ass all day.

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Not as good as her 1 word replies

You’re a straight up fucking queer dude.

You're just jealous that I more pussy in a week then you do in a whole year you neckbeard virgin.

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Just fuck her faggot

I hope this is a joke

or is this guy’s ego seriously through the roof

>my first

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KEK, might as well be fucking a chatbot

Fat and ugly. 10/10 would not brag.

Grand Master Wizard has entered the stage

My ego is bigger than my 8 inch dick. Why? Cuz I slay huge amounts of pussy that you could never compete with.

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And just so all you fags know how good of a pussy you will never fuck, here's her cunt.

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>tries desperately to fuck one huge pussy

>my first.

>I want you to be my first
>I tap her ass all day
Pick one, fucking loser

Yep, that's a fat girl's snatch.

Too easy

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Youre the kind of kid that think they are cool now beacause you just kissed a girl for the first time

Yeah well just so you know I’ve had so much sex that I’m burnt out so I don’t even have sex anymore I just had enough of it
If you ever reached my level you’d understand

Yo, who ordered the Arbys?

Cheap trick.
Only a newfag would fall for this shit.

Cool story bro. One of her exes posted her nudes on here and now you think I'm faking? Fuck outta here. You probably don't even bench. Here's a pic of me. Go ahead take your best shot cuz I know my dick gets more vagina than you.

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Oh look, it's this cringe thread again.

Yeah well I don't get tired if it. When you're fucking an asshole this tight, you keep coming back. Pic related, it's one of my other bitches

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Not sure if op but you literally say it's your first time in the text.

Foh faggot before i track down where you live and kick your fucking head in YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT!!

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Yeah, women like virgins. They're more likely to fuck you out of pity. Then you go Ham and show them you're not a virgin and fuck their pussy out. Pro tip for you faggot.

You can tell how into it she is by the one word responses and use of emojis.

3/10 tbh. You're doing an okay job, but it's pretty clear that she's not picking up what you're putting down. Try to say things that she'll be into more; ask for her input.

She got dicked down that night by me faggot. She was using one word replies cuz she was fingerimg her sweet pussy.

>Fuck yes. Oh my god. Please.

you're not serious, are you? fucking cringe/10

>i want you to be my first
>oh baby yes please
>im a virgin larping as a straight guy
kek

>Yeah, women like virgins.
Oh Oracle, please tell us more

I bet they already pity you

You probably sit at home masturbating with warm Ham between bread you kissless virgin. I slay more pussy in one night than you will in a year bitch

Hate to break it to you bro, but you've just been fucking fat bitches. 0/10 would not brag.

Also OP is a faggot

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>probably
thats EXACTLY what i do
btw i was laughing at the screenshot, i know thats not you, le epic trole xD

suuure buddy, keep telling yourself that

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>You probably sit at home masturbating with warm Ham between bread you kissless virgin. I slay more pussy in one night than you will in a year bitch

1 x 1 is still 1 faggot. Face it, you should be a gay boi

You guys are pathetic plebs. Saying I fuck fat chicks when you don't even know what real moist vagina feels like. I'm about to fuck a bitch right now. Be jelly.

Hahahahahaha.

This is the most amazing thing I've ever read.

I'm glad you've ascended, one day we'll be on your level.

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