Thanks for buying me dinner, user

>Thanks for buying me dinner, user.

it means you have to put out

Where is the dressing?

is this ramen?

W-what do you mean?

>eggs

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What's wrong with eggs, user?

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>these newfriends don't know about the r9k >eggs meme

I want to kidnap Cristiano Ronaldo in his sleep and, as he's waking up visibly afraid for his life and willing to do ANYTHING to watch the sun rise again, I would gently smile at him and assure him with a soft voice he would be free to go if only he did one thing for me. Ignoring his blush and his growing erection, something made harder by his CR7 Underwearâ„¢, I would hand him a bowl with two dozen boiled eggs in it and would then whisper in his hairy portuguese ears: "You must eat ALL the eggs or else.". Imagining the delicious smell of his farts would be the only thing giving me strenght in jail.

France, everybody.

Everyone and their mum know that but what it didn't made sense here.

Why does he look ill?

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So this is the level of poortuguese culinaire.

top lel

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TSUUUUUMA DELICIA

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hahahahahahahaha

Quality content my oldest ally

Fabulous post

agreed

nice, someone should replace the macaco with his TSU face as well

Just need to change the monkey's face to Neymar's now

>moortugal
jesus

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MY SIDES
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top top quality post

very good posts

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OMFG IM DEAD

>niggertugal

now you have to TSUUUUUUUUUUUUck my dick

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Can you send this to some sports journalists on twitter?

I'm pretty sure it's only funny to us.

Fix the letterype

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DO IT FAGGOT

amazing posts

Someone should shop Messi's face/head where the monkey head is.

UMA DELICIA

Where is the Sprite?

get the fuck out of my country

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THIS THIS

that pic has so much meme potential

This is why I browse Sup Forums.

Is that mashes potatoes with tomato, eggs and tuna?

Truly a man of exquisite taste.

How the fuck can you not like eggs? You literally are not Portuguese

like this?

KEK

YES

TSUNA VELA

This board is gold.

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMA DELICIA

callate hijo de puta cerote

nice
wena guatemala ponete el trip

>texas flag

Reportado a la migra

absolutely tsu