It's my 20th birthday today and I'm still a kissless virgin

it's my 20th birthday today and I'm still a kissless virgin

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No one gives a fuck about your birthday

I'm homeless

Kys

OK whats new?

Meh, not your time.
If you're really that messed up over it and can't get pussy the traditional way, hire a hooker.
No reason to feel like shit.

It's okay I'm almost 21 and still a kissless virgin

Omg . You can pay 70 bucks for a happy ending massage. It won't be the hottest bitch but you'll bust that nut. Best part no one will know

mfw kv, could have made out with a fat chick but i excused myself by saying i didn't feel well

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23 and 6/10 here. Still no any sexual acts from another human being so far. Wish me luck

GO TO LOCAL RINKY DINK MASSAGE PARLOR

PAY FOR MASSAGE , THEY WILL TAP YOUR COCK AND SAY A PRICE , 30 TO 40 BUCKS GETS YOU A HAND JOB. ANYTHING OVER YOU CAN PROBABLY FUCK THEM

Maybe if you would stop making posts on Sup Forums and actually go up with some balls and in your head say "fuck it" and try to hit it off with a chick, if it doesn't work out boo hoo there are tons of other hoes around. Even if it's false confidence just fucking do something jesus youre 20

Was kissless virgin until 25. Late bloomer of sorts. Doing bretttyyyy gud now.

Still hope for you yet, nerdo. I was a socially awkward looser for the longest time.
I highly recommend taking a debate class at your local college or university. Force yourself to learn to interact with your fellow humies. In the beginning, I shook like a dog and buried my head in my notes. By the end, I was ranting to the classroom worried neither by notes or clock.

Seriously, take a public speaking course. It will change your life. It will be uncomfortable, it will make you frustrated, but it will make you BETTER.

How flabby are your chipchops?

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Maybe I’ll try
still sperg with 0 social skills

Yeah, well, trying being a 26 y/o kissless virgin.

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Social skills are learned spergo, you just have to leave your *SAFE SPACE*
Engage with the others. You will be awkward, you will have regrets, but ultimately you will surpass them. Next thing you know, you're having dinner with the girl's parents moments after fingering her.
They say it's easy, for some it is, but not always. I found social interaction to be a labyrinth of puzzles and tells, but you can do it! Just use your noddle and get some doodle!

>He was behind of it.

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I lost my virginity when I was 19 literally a week or two before I turned 20. You're fucked user. When you finally get a girlfriend she is going to cuck you into oblivion.

I've had some asian happy endings that were excellent honestly. Sometimes you get lucky and they are hot

Honestly, one of the best bits of advice I can give, is if your girlfriend starts getting a 'guy friend' you need to get aggressive. Make sure she knows that she's yours; otherwise you're going to find yourself single soon. If it's a friend of yours who isn't single, it's less of a red flag, but if it's some dude out of your friend circle, you better be he's out to slay some poontang.

Girls are stupid, they don't realize 99% of guys want to fuck them even if they're just "friends."

rip my guy

>this

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redbull me on picture?

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Just go to TJ and get yourself laid

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Well anom, you made it through all of your teen years without having intercourse with a single female. This means that you are either really ugly, autistic, or both

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Tune to 7.074 Mode: USB

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Or you know, just post on Sup Forums about how much of a beta looser you are in life.
We all have our moments of weakness. But ultimately, we must surpass them. It's okay to wallow in the dark and comfort of sadness, but you cannot stay there. It is a retreat, a reprieve, but it is not a home. If you dwell too long in that pit of despair, it will end you. Find something that can be your rope, your ladder, to save your from that abyss. Find a passion, a career, a hobby, anything that can pull your mind from the dark. It's hard, it's frustrating and it can make you feel helpless.
The people around you often don't understand the gears behind the lock. But, you must try and try again. Suicide is an end, but surely means that lead to a different end?
I hope this helps someone. I, myself, suffer from the illness of the mind that is depression. There are ways to work around it, build around it, but rarely to remove it. People like us have it hard. Others don't understand what it's like to be so dissatisfied with yourself. I've never blamed anyone else for my fortune, and perhaps that is why I struggle. Would it be easier if I just threw the load on someone else? Another scapegoat? Maybe if was that easy for me to blame others for my failings. Sometimes I wonder, are these great men who worry not about their failures simple not accepting their own blame? Too full of pride to accept their fault?
Sad it would be, to suffer, simply because we accept the faltering of our own hand.

I know I went on for a bit, it's probably
>le edgy
but whatever. That's how I feel. Depression is the plague of the modern man. Simply accusing people of being weak is a poor excuse for the disease.

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IDK OP
MAYBE CONSIDER SUCKING YOUR OWN DICK
YOU CAN'T BE A VIRGIN IF YOU DO THAT

so what, im 41 and a kissless virgin.

>take responsibility
>attract females legitimately

>ackshually

he even looks like me

Of course the homeless are on this board.

Explains the absolutely reprehensible state of Sup Forums. Fucking bridge-dwelling hobo loons.

I can attest.
My perspective on interactions changed dramatically after one entry-level public speaking course. I saw all my strengths and weaknesses in talking to groups of people, even when I stuck to familiar topics for assignments.

>Forgetting that foreplay exists
I swear, half the people here are insecure about their dicks.

Don't worry. someday you'll be like me, 37 and still a virgin.

Escort

Hah, sorry. I got onto depression.
But yes, attracting sloots is all about confidence. They don't care if you're a paraplegic homeless crack addict, as long as you act like a boss.
I really want to give women the benefit of the doubt, act like they have some sort of logic behind their emotion, but they don't. All their actions are justified by their rampant feelings and emotions. If you can control that, you can control the thott.
My rant was mostly about the self-improvement to get to that point. All these so-called 'beta males' simply haven't realized that attracting a mate isn't about higher level mental capacity, but instead showing off primal mating capabilities. I just hope that by explaining this, they realize that they should first improve themselves, and then acquire thotts.

22 here. Also kissless. I have accepted my inevitable wizardhood and so should you.