What are you waiting for...pick one faggot

What are you waiting for...pick one faggot

>inb4 both

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Tea has lots of options but nothing beats a good espresso drink

coffee is better, but will drink tea if no coffee available

like black coffee, dark roast/espresso
or green tea with nothing, or chai tea with milk/sugar

Rum

Mate. I think it's a Tea kindalike..

Coffee. Something about tea makes me want to throw up.

Sometimes coffee sometimes tea.
Obviously tea is more natural less rough.
coffee is fucking mechanical dildo at 5000 rpm and 400 horsepower pure kerosine.

Coffee is what we need: fast, ugly and energetic.
Tea is what we deserve.

Well...sorry...but I do pick both. I brew them both together in the same pot like a degenerate. Nothing beats chai or orange spice-tinged vanilla coffee.

It is the fog of confusion of the ancient chinese sages. That causes dizzyness and nausea and illness and pure highly pressurized puke spraying 50000 bars of pressure in your stomach, which unfortunately leaves no teeth in your mouth after puking session.

Leading the team meeting with a coffee mug in my hands --> looking like Bill Lumbergh.

Leading the team meeting with a tea cup in my hands --> be fuckin Jean-Luc.

Coffee is for punishing yourself into being awake.
Tea is for staying awake.

Good quality loose leaf tea. None of your shit tea bags.

Decent freshly ground coffee is good too. And instant coffee is terrible.

If sweet tea counts then tea. A black cup of coffee otherwise

If you put sugar in your coffee, your a faggot.
If you put honey in your tea, you’re a faggot.
Other than that, dealers choice.
Oh..and fuck you brits with milk in your tea....

fuck them both. Red bull gives me wings

You misspelled "dicks".

Both are utter fucking dirt.

>Brits
India does it more often that Brits. Makes for good masala

Tea. Only fags drink coffee

They learned it from the brits.

Red Bull dicks me wings?

Fucking retard, that doesn't even make sense

Did the Taurin fuck up your brain?

Tea is better but only if done properly. Coffee is hard to fuck up. Unless I'm brewing it coffee is the go to

Taurine

Taurine dicks me wings

Still makes no sense

So the answer is: Yes, it did.

>tea is more natural

are you fucking retarded? It's a roasted bean

Ignore him. He’s bitching about literally the safest thing in red bull to consume.
I’m with you. That little 8oz can of Red Bull makes my brain get in gear more than coffee or tea. And it doesn’t make me shit my brains out like coffee

Tea isn't a roasted bean

The answer is: she found it in the rabbit

It's a meme amongst normies that Taurine is bull semen, rather than a harmless amimo acid.

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context clues, nimrod. Coffee is a roasted bean, tea is a leaf. They're equally natural, not that natural even means anything.

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It was first isolated from bull semen, that's how it got its name

>If you put honey in your tea

Tea with honey is literally the best drink in the world

But it’s not an amino acid either. They’re all faggots...

Home made tea, home made lattes. The bomb diggity.

I love 2 servings of a latte made with 2 scoops of coffee.

Top it off with 4 dabs of weed and I am good to go.

You're fogetting about vodka

Don’t beat yourself up too much. Mike pence will help you ween off the honey....

>You're fogetting about vodka

I drink cognac, often with tea and honey.

I voted for trump, big time republucan

Honey is a super nutritious food. I love it, keeps me healthy.

So freakin good with black tea and milk.

Tea is for women who want a pleasant taste in their mouths before they give their men blowjobs.

Coffee is for people who have shit to get done.

No honey for you!

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I drink both every day because each has great health benefits.

I started drinking tea a lot, everyday for a couple of days. Tried drinking a coffee today and it tasted like shit. Once sip, I couldn't do it. Went right into the drain, and I made tea, the master drink.

>chai or orange spice-tinged vanilla coffee.
Wtf that sounds amazing. [recipe needed]

This is true.

Tea

Why is Starbucks so popular? They really have the worst coffee ever. It always tastes burnt.

Tea aka fagwater

I'll have a Tea please Bob

Nothing beats an ice cold glass of tea with lemon

For me it's tea all the way, coffee makes my heart skip

tea
english breakfast in the morning chamomile to wind down after work

Tea, I get my caffeine from other sources

Agree Starbucks tastes like shit.

English breakfast with a splash of milk and a spoon of sugar

tea

Tea is for women, homosexuals, and euopeans/asians.

Loads of coffee, sometimes english breakfast at supper.

of course

So coffee is only for straight males from America and Africa, confirmed nigger drink, black for niggers makes sense

Tea. Preferably Yorkshire tea.

this.

Tea, or even just dirty water. Because coffee is shit.

ma nigga

coffee cause i aint a tasteless pansy

warm water vs real drink ... hmmm ...

Tea, but not the shite that amerimutts call tea.

I second that. Fucking soul mates

Coffee you piece of shit faggot, kys

I like tea personally. Lot of flavors and it's things you can mix in it. Better for you overall and I think it's more pleasant than coffee to smell. Wish I could drink coffee though, something about the taste is off putting to me

Tea all day long. Coffee makes me anxious, gives me palpitations and makes me annoyingly horny for some reason.

i unironically like strong black coffe with a raw egg on top, shit is delicious and good for me

DIRTY CHAI YA DUMB CUNT

tea ez

yeah same.

Yerba mate

Tea.

Green tea