/nzg/ - New Zealand General

/nzg/ - New Zealand General.

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Sup cunt nuggets

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What's black and white and rolls down a hill?

Maori and a seagull fighting over a fish head.

who is that?

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Welly here.

I found a feminists instagram account and I'm having myself a giggle

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A friend

tiny chat LUL

Any more of friend?

Any traps/sissys in dunedin?
Add me on kik: Casualjosh09

Peppa Pig slaps your girlfriends ass, what do you do?

Welly here. Obviously.

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Ask her for George's number obviously.

why don't you just admit that you're gay and go fuck some dudes?

Dunedin reporting

Fuckin' sheep shaggers.

NZTV

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name one thing NZ is good at besides rugby league, Lord of the rings and trap porn

Nigger dies and kills other people
'he was a good boy'

Welly also.

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napier ere u fukn maoris, whats cracking

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Napier ere also u fuckin maori.. Where bouts r u

What do you think of this fantastic NZ contactee, who is me, AMA

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i'm just looking to do some mutual touching, kissing and suck though. no gay shit

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You know this picture is in the Sup Forums archive uncensored like 100 times, right?

why do you faggots always have such painfully low standards?
this bitch is boner killing material

the gay (eit) end of taradale

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Fuck me sideways, im in the nui.
Didnt even think id meet someone from napier on Sup Forums aye

well dress me up as a school school girl and call me suzie, who is this semon demon?

Dunedin reporting.

Anyone from Alex?

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Do you go to EIT, THS or what

post it then

Signing in from Gisborne

im always looking for drinking buddies, just pretty sure if i go drinking with someone from /b i'll end up getting molested
nah i dont go to eit, i went to wellys to study cos if im gonna spend 3 years of my life studying might as well do it at a real university

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I'm from welly, above average looks in good shape and decently above average income

Have I effectively ruined any chances of landing a cute art hoe? They only seem to go for degenerate losers but theyre the only women I can see myself loving.

Are you an artist yourself? Have you been to any place where artists hang out? Or do you just want a trendy girl to feel validated in a town where you're nothing but plain?

Never understood why the fuck people went to EIT lol.. You do any drugs?

nibba u in wellington, all the hoes are art hoes
srs tho, checkout the smaller bars on friday nights

sheres the strat
might&mighty at 11pm
5 or 10$ door fee depending on the music
get a place at the bar, 1 jug castle point
scull half the jug to get yourself amped
offer a dronk to a nearby cutey

next minute you'll be having pushup competitions on the floor
this is my experience at m&m anyway

Art hoes aren't artists, they like art, I just want a cute girl who's into art and music so I can share shit with that goes over the heads of your average kiwi

Are you telling me I need to go hang out in fucking drum circles to find someone who likes music beyond basic shit?

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Kik me at kekistani508 if you from Alex.

Cunt what?

not anymore, my dad dealt weed full time, fucker just grew the shit in open fields, he'd give me buds the size of a fist but he died a couple years ago and i dont need it enough to actually pay for the shit

he was a fucking boss now that i think about it.. im such a shitty son fuck this is why i already emptied half a bottle of whisky on a friday night

You can't find me up here, those who can may join me.

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Wow that's fuckin mad.. Your dad sounds like he was a sick cunt. RIP man.
If you're looking for some fun shit to do or drugs, just let me know. Don't stress about shit you can't change bro. Leave it in the past if you can.

Um nice edited photo, clearly fake. Nice try tho roundy earth fag

Welly here, any local peeps know anything fun happening over the weekend? recently came here for work and don't know shit rn

thanks bruh, aside from wasting 100$ /week on alcohol im doing ok
cool knowing there are other idiots like me living in napier

where do you work?

I'm in town, new hire out of uni

I went to EIT for 1 year and now I got a sick IT job. Also I do a lot of drugs and never passed NCEA lvl 1 LOOLLO

i mean company

The kind of company that wouldn't like being named on a Mongolian horse insemination bulletin board

why didn't you go to the byo tonight stewart

are you one of the nibbas who quit eit to work full time at some baby level tech support job at NOW?

Because I was at an entirely different thing under an entirely different name

No lol, software company ;p.

where would one have to look if they were wanting to fuck a passable trap? Money is no issue

fetlife is a good start if you're in a bigger city

Literally not a single attractive trap on there, I've fucked plenty of fat girls from FL because thats 90% of whats there.

i can count the number of software companies in napier on 1 hand, and i dont know any who would be desperate enough to hire an eit dropout
unless you are actually good.. fuck talk to me james, was it nzdigital, neocom, released, have you already started, mayne cmon give me the details

I moved out of HASTINGS, to Hamilton. I wasn't a drop out I just did the 1 year diploma. You see, qualifications don't mean shit when you have charisma son :') Been working for one year, training up a new staff member and huge pay rise incoming. I thank weed, speed and all the other drugs for this grate success.

Then you're shit out of luck man. Use FL mostly for picking up girls keen on some more interesting shit and 50/50 they're pretty hot. You small town?

god damn it boy, im a dev in napier and shit is 100% not lit, no one want to pay real money for anything, it's like 'oh i see you are an experienced software developer with a lot of experience, we'll just pay you the average fucking toilet cleaner wage and you'll be happy' kind of shit
m8 should i move to a better city or whut

Are you foreign? Also yes, you should move. I love Hawke's Bay (Not really) but the opportunity is shit there.

a cutie art hoe sucked my dick. closest thing to art i ever did was be 'a skater' cuz i wore dickies lol

22, auckland fag here. lived in auckland my whole life. what's living in Nz like not living in auckland? i can't really imagine it

Ok nzer's, since you've been here for so long... here it is

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You fucking nigger -__-

It's like being able to afford more without working as hard, then being able to go places and spend all that extra money you have without having to worry about gridlock. There's also less sand niggers and chinks.

**test**

Die slow bitch

ʇsǝʇ

It's ya boys whaaaazzzzzuppp

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sʞɹoʍ ʎllɐnʇɔɐ ʇi ʇiɥs ʎloɥ

1. it's normal climate, like you'd experience in wellington or dunedin
2. it's normal climate, like you'd experience in wellington
3. on your side, you get to grow lots of palm trees???!?!?1
I don't really get it....

Go down south. Boy!

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nah not foreign and rip to those who are, we get indians dropping off c.v.s on the daily and they end up in the trash instantly
probably for good reason, who the fuck is going to take a "degree in IT from abdul online university" seriously

lol you drive a car there.

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We did that in our town. What we wound up with is a fucking ghetto on the side of town full of Indian thieves and drug dealers in poverty and desperation. Take away a people's income, and you both rot together.

its called integration, you cant expect to walk into a new country and expect all the same respect as you had in your old country, start in an entry level job first to prove you know what youre doing, dont try jump straight into a senior engineer role and then resort to alcohol and gay sex when you fail
fucking low iq mongs fuck outta here jesus youre lucky its so hard to get a gun licence here

>and drug dealers
explain problem

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New to Wellington and don't know many people. Just want a couple of mates to drink with and pick up girls with. How do I meet cool non-hipster guys lol?

She is gorgeous. Anymore

Any nudes