C-Celeb Thread f-for the simalpha, s-skirt-tailed a-and serving Kings of Men...
C-Celeb Thread f-for the simalpha, s-skirt-tailed a-and serving Kings of Men
Jose Murphy
Jordan Powell
Henry Roberts
Nathan Peterson
M-My m-mistress Victoria is a-a b-beautiful w-woman a-and I-I'm s-so lucky t-t-to have h-her... I-I-I know I-I shouldn't b-be having h-her b-because I-I'm a spot d-diggerman and s-s-someone this beautiful d-doesn't d-deserve t-t-t-to have a joke th-this b-big p-played o-on her...
Jaxon Martinez
Isaac Williams
Joseph Scott
Lucas Taylor
Matthew Hall
Jacob Kelly
I-I-I c-c-come h-here t-to b-b-both ask f-f-f-forgivenesses f-from th-the g-great m-men and a-alphas f-for taking a-a-a woman th-they c-c-c-can only d-d-dream o-of having an-and ch-cheer th-them o-on in th-their unfortunate m-miseries a-after s-seeing my c-crimes...
Hudson Ward
Jason Martinez
Leo Cook
Thomas Anderson
my future wife if clawie doesn't respond to my emails
Caleb Cook
Ethan Kelly
Jonathan Cruz
don't touch my plus size babe
Mason James
Hudson Russell
Anthony Moore
Lincoln Foster
maisie got chubby
Jayden Anderson
Andrew Rogers
Josiah Green
Nicholas Gutierrez
Caleb Wright
who’s this beb
Adam Myers
Gimme more slutty Miley!
Jaxon Phillips
OP, I wish I had some kind of consolation for you, a few words to remind you that life is more-wondrous and fantastic than you think, that you don't necessarily need to spend several hours of your time replying to other neckbeards' incessant questions about a fantasy-life you've created for entertainment in a thread.
I wish I could tell you that there are worthier pursuits for somebody such as yourself.
I can't, however.
I can't, because you are a giant faggot of the highest calibre, who's never had even the tip of your shrivelled, pathetic penis inside somebody of the opposite gender ... or even your own gender.
You are unloved, you are unwanted, you are not respected and, worst of all, you are acutely-aware of this every single minute of your pathetic excuse for what you call a "life".
You are not a sociopath. You have never manipulated or killed anybody. Hell, I'm willing to wager a few shekels that you can't even manipulate the Down's Syndrome child that barks furiously at you from next door.
You *can*, however, redeem yourself by taking steps to remove your sorry arse from this existence. It would be a small measure of redemption, but certainly one nonetheless.
>tl;dr: OP, you giant, deluded faggot, kill yourself
Michael Campbell
OP, before you even think about touching another human being, you need to be happy with who you are first and foremost. Or at least confident in what your doing.
I don't mean that in a sappy way. If your a shitty, fat ugly motherfucker you need to change that. If you do change it, thats not the end. You need to find a groove with women. Learn how to take rejection. Learn that they are easily manipulated retards, just like you. Learn to press the right buttons.
Thats all it is. Experience. But you gotta be confident enough in yourself before you can have any experience. This might mean fucking some pretty gnarly girls, but you gotta walk before you fly.
Josiah Smith
I-I-I thank y-y-you f-f-for your kind w-words g-good s-s-sir and c-can a-assure y-you V-Vic i-is a-alpha enough f-for u-us both, b-both t-to task m-my b-beta s-s-swank i-into a-a panty c-cast a-and s-send m-me into a-a thumb sucking l-l-lifelong a-adventure...
Angel Allen
Luke Robinson
Nathaniel Murphy
Jack Morgan
Adrian Phillips
W-W-We d-d-do n-not know u-until i-it c-comes wh-what p-power a-an am-amazonian t-t-truly h-has...
Luke Myers
After too many times getting friendzoned and demoted to orbiter, I eventually realized it's not my fault. It's not me falling every time for the wrong girl. It's not me being fat and ugly, since fatter and uglier mates eventually began dating. It's circumstances.
If the girl I identified as a good candidate is searching for a rich Charming Prince, I'm doomed. If she values a fit bald cheater more than a loyal quiet man, she will inevitably friendzone me. And every girl I get to talk with has already a dude's name secretly written in her heart, and it's not my name.
I had to choose. Either fall for the usual memes, or just accept things and go full MGTOW.
And I went full MGTOW, got a decent job, a decent car, rented a nice apartment, slowly paid all loans, and now I'm even saving some 500 bucks/month, first time in my life I have more than five grands in my bank savings. And today I turned 40 without ever inviting a female to stay over.
When 20 I was afraid being virgin, alone, poor, and without a gf. Now I'm 40 and am happy being virgin, alone, somewhat poor, and without a gf.
Thanks to shitty places like Facebook and Linkedin, I sometimes get fresh news about those girls whom I fell for. It's funny to count the number of bullets I actually dodged.
Oliver Phillips
S-She l-looks l-like a-a-a r-rear k-kicker b-because th-that i-is w-what she truly i-is...
Adam Torres
Moar nudes needed you queers
Nathaniel Davis
Wyatt Morales
Jose Wood
Ryan Parker
Angel Nelson
Hudson Hughes
>confidant
>kek
Owen Perry
Caleb Carter
Kayden Martin
Oliver King
Ian Jackson
I wanna sniff out her dirty panties
Robert Turner
Nobody actually stutters this much this consistently. That's the part of this tard that bothers me the most, though I am practically autistic
Wyatt Sanders
Ryan Moore
i'm gonna cum