Would you rather stick your dick in her, or your celebrity crush, but she's been dead for three days?
Would you rather stick your dick in her, or your celebrity crush, but she's been dead for three days?
Aaron Young
Hudson Torres
The joke's on you because Nicolas Cage is immortal.
Ethan Long
Who's this? She's cute
Cameron Phillips
flabby arbies
Connor Gonzalez
You must be virgin here
Kevin Moore
Jesus man, it's like you can see her getting uglier as she goes crazier, eather interesting to see how it progresses actually.
Andrew Lee
Does fucking a corpse count as losing my virginity?
Jaxson Ortiz
Does she work? probably collecting neetbux.
jfc
just wait until she's prego
Austin Perez
Nah i just like fat chicks
Christian Cox
She makes money from internet whoring. She doesn't know how to do it right though, so she's a broke whore.
Broke whores are kind of ironic aren't they? How do you not sell sex right? Arbyeth the Meat Dragon found a way
Grayson Powell
it's jessie slaughter, search it the consequences will never be the same.
Benjamin Phillips
shit user, she looks like she's been dead for three days.
Chase Jones
Damn, she's rough, I would facefuck her though. A mouth is a mouth. I'd be gentle if she let me fuck her ass first though. She can clean my dick with that cumtrap nice and slow.
Asher Sullivan
post videos
Eli Flores
What temperature has the corpse been kept at?
Ethan Torres
18 degrees F
Brayden Rodriguez
Joke's on you, I love fat chicks
Brandon Gomez
How is the joke on me? There were two choices, and you picked one.
Now the question is...would you fuck HER after she has been dead for three days? Willing to crack open a cold one?
Daniel Roberts
gimme fuckin sauce
Kevin Allen
I mean it would depend on where she died OP. If she died in a dry, clean and cool place then I'll take the celebrity. If she died in a dumpster in San Francisco when it's 90 degrees out then give me the ugly fat bitch. At least she probably won't complain about my four inch cock (although neither could the dead celebrity now thinking about it).
Just don't accidentally knock her up since the kids are going to turn out to be waterheads.
Ryan Morgan
tbh i’d put a baby in jessie
Ayden Ross
B-but she IS my celebrity crush...
Ethan Williams
Moar!
Kayden Kelly
There's no 'e' on the end of her name, newfag
James Watson
My celebrity crush's been dead for like fifty years. So three days is pretty good!
Owen Moore
who is it
Noah Carter
The obvious answer is: Marilyn Monroe.
Marilyn's voice is like sex in audio form.
Tyler Turner
I'd fuck Margot Robbie after she'd been dead three days.