Alright. I'm in a pickle

Alright. I'm in a pickle
>be me
>chatting with crush/long time friend
>she was recently dumped by long boyfriend
>tells me she just got back from having sex with her ex as revenge
>heart shattered
>we talk for a while and I start dropping subtle hints
"Why can't I find girls. I wish i had a girl like this!"
>send her pic of anime girl in cat stockings.
"user I'm that girl."
>send her memes to cheer her up
>laughing hard
>she tells me she into DDLG.
>we started to talk about kinks.
>she is into the same stuff I am
"Ready for the desert eagle to the skull?
"user i have something to show you
>sends me a picture of her ass in booty shorts
>lose my mind it's beautiful
Now here's the .50 cal to the kneecap
"user i hope a girl claims you because you are one rad dude."
>Before i go i ask her out to a movie
>she said yes. She said she had to get time off from work.
>go to bed happy.

Guys. What am i? A cuck? Friending or fair game?

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It can go either way, you HAVE to make a move at the movies otherwise its the zone for you stalker

post the pic

I'M IN A PICKLE RIIIIICK

Friend zoned. Cut her off, don't go to the cinema with her, like an idiot you will end up paying for it. God damn that was cringy

if she wears these shorts for your date, she 100% wants you
else, it looks like she still wants you, but maybe you'll have to work for it

>"user i hope a girl claims you because you are one rad dude."

Protip, if a girl has said this to you, or something similar, she isn't into you at all. Except for a friendship she will use to exploit you. Do not fall for it.

with the "user I'm that girl." and the booty picts, that's some pretty big contradictions

the ddlg thing makes me think she wants to tease him until he makes a move

Pretty obvious shes teasing you. Make a move on her and go from there

This.

No girl ever hopes for "someone else to claim a man".

Man, when was the last time you said to a crush "Girl, I really hope there'll be a good guy to getcha. You're nice."
That's right. You don't think about your crush getting on with someone else, because you're not a cuck and neither are women.

If a girl wants YOU, she's gonna make hints that she wants you for herself, and nobody else.

Guess why she said "claim you", because that's how bitches think. Once you're in a RS, you're her property.
They're like kids picking toys. "I don't like this toy, but someone else might like it :)"

Also, you've let 2 different dicks take her while gulping that down like the little bitch you are.
You should've shown some fighter spirit, stand your ground, tell her what's biz and drop her like an empty beer can if she turns you down.

That's how bitches work. Either that or lots of wasted lifetime and emotions

You're an idiot who just fell for a thot. Enjoy your aids.

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She's a cuck, calling it now.

Look the other way user. That girl sound like just problems.

>user i hope a girl claims you
>you can claim me

is everyone here an autistic neckbeard or something?

get yourself a little hard at the theater, move your cock to one of your thighs, if you got a curve make sure to put the curved side against your leg for optimum results, then take her hand all super chill, your face needs to be saying "yeah girl i know you wanna check this out." then put her palm on your semi-hard cock. Not fully hard, mind you, 35-60% erect at most. If she squeezes your dick, tell her to feel it grow. If she bites her lip, she wants that dick there and then. if it backfires, like she pulls her hand away, just tell her you were trying to show her that your phone is vibrating alot or something.
Bold ass move, it's exactly what you need to clear up any indecision she may have regarding you.
Yes, this has worked for me multiple times, but my dick isn't that small.

>having sex with her ex as revenge
Yeah... That'll show him. This girl sounds downs

You're a cuck

This will go so badly for you. Save face and never interact with the dumb thot again

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if you move on her, youre retarded op

one piece of advise don't be a akward piece o shit

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Smoke a bowl then tell her you need:
"the ol lickeroo"!

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Share the pic, then advice