Secrets thread

Secrets thread.

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i draw fucked up fetish erotica
if anyone i know irl ever found out i'd probably just pull the trigger

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>be me
>shoved dick in a CD hole

DEXTER'S SECRET

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I posted my ex till she was exposed so hard that you can find her nudes by the search of her name ... don’t feel bad

>Be me
>Be 15 year old hanging with my cousin in summer break
>His mother was at work
>Dared me to put on his sisters dress
>Go into the room to think about it.
>Locks me in and won't let me out unless I meet his demands
>Makes me wear huge heel boots, black dress, black lace thong, wig
>Kisses me
>Gets hard
>We end up having sex.
>Makes me do it every week or he'll tell people I'm gay


>Be Me 3 years later.
>Go on dating apps and hook up with guys intersted in traps.
>Fucked in the ass everyday
>I blame my cousin.

ohey Ethan

>be me
>move to LA to start biz
>break up with bf
>go broke
>find sugar daddy
>fuck fat married guy
>get preggers, have abortion
>get back with bf while still fucking sugar daddy
>move back home, hide slutty past

I'm in love with a black woman, but my parents are both racists, and her parents are against race mixing

>be me
>in the army
>preparing for deployment
>buddy and i are stauing up all night doing bath salts, he flew out the next day and still didn't have his shit packed
>i start fucking with him
>low-grade shit like "even if i was CID [army criminal investigators] i woudn't be here to arrest you dude"
>this shit went on all night
>by the end he's a nervous wreck and STILL hasn't fucking packed
>the rest of his section arrives in the morning to help him pack, he's a mess
>i'm physicallly a wreck but mentally i' feeling fine
>coolly excuse myself from the situation
>as i'm leaving he rushes out and says angrily "yeah, you're just really fucking lucky right user!?"
>he deploys but ends up going AWOL in the middle of deployment and wasn't seen again in the unit

i don't think it was primarily my fault, the dude was a veteran druggie from years past, but i always felt bad for fucking with him like that. he never did me wrong, even though he did introduce me to shooting drugs. no one held a gun to my head ya know?

Sounds hot as fuck.

I work from home but I really spend all day looking at chaturbate, specifically girls who gape their assholes and show the shit inside them. I know I'm going to get fired probably but I can't stop.

>be me
>in the navy
>stop for port call in hong kong
>drunk off my ass
>sexually satisfied from the two hookers i paid to fuck me
>sexy thai girls
>tell a girl i'll marry her after she says i should marry her and bring her to america with me
>tell her i'm gonna run to the ATM to get cash to buy out her contract from mamasan
>chuckle to myself as i push the curtain back and walk into the hustle and bustle of downtown hong kong
>go to the mall, spot a pharmacy
>go in, drunkenly try to buy Oxycontin from pharmacist, you know terrible headaches and whatnot ;)
>After pantomiming and quasi broken English interpretation of a discussion, was able to procure 400 codeine 20mg pills.
>finish deployment $3,500 richer and ~150 pills left over.

Marriedanon here. My fantasy is to be given a good hard pegging by an angry feminist while she berates me. My wife did this to me once, without berating me. I have pics and videos, but she doesn't let me share.

Your calligraphy is fucking shit, damn

What's her name?

Thats not really just being slutty, you were literally a prostitute.

When my daughter was passed out drunk I put my dick in her

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About 6000 people saw me get circumcised.

According to work colleagues, family, and friends, I've been exhibiting signs of depression/bipolar. As well as that, I've received multiple complaints at work that a fair amount ofthe customers think I emanate a "sad aura".
The thing is, I don't feel any vastly differing emotions. Typically, I'm a pretty happy dude.
However, I don't want to go to a psychologist or whatever to get checked, just in case I do suffer from some shit like that.
What do?

Did ever something good come out of these threads?

go to a psychiatrist faggot

never. not once

Yes tons of people got shit off their chests.

Sofie

I shave my wife's legs for her. I used to shave her armpits for her too, but recently I've been liking them natural.

Sofie Tuner?

how so?

Sofie demblewski

You sound like a good husband. Do you shave her cunt. too? And can I see it even if not?

I was circumcised when I was 13 and it was an unusual case so it was recorded for use in a teaching hospital. The full video, about an hour long with closeup shots and step-by-step commentary, was stolen by another doctor and uploaded to youtube. It got 6000 views before it got taken down because it was legally CP since you saw me with an erection.

Nope. That stays natural.

I've had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose different body parts for inspection. I felt bad because they were embarrassed so I tried to let them keep some modesty, but some of my colleagues didn't.

I dated a girl at work this last summer. Bother her moms worked there as well. I'm 31, she's 20, she still lives with moms and she's a virgin.
We go out one night, I get to second base plus leave a hickey on her, things are going good. She's nearly in love with me. however, her moms are pissed that people at church noticed the hickey. We talk for a couple more weeks and meet without moms knowing, things will get better, I think. I am really falling for this girl.
One day at work, one of her moms (the dominate one) comes and talks to me and says that we aren't on the same page and she no longer wants to see me.
Time goes on, I am now her boss. We work well together and get along, but god, I am hurting because of her. It sucks that I think I'm in love with her and I have to see her and talk to her every day.

Look her up ?

can she not do it herself?

Why'd it show you with an erection?

>be me 13
>small innocent boy thats only knowledge of sex was that i could fuck my hand sometimes and it felt nice
>come home sweaty from school
>take a shower
>15 y/o brother comes in with a raging boner
>i dont notice for a few seconds
>NOTICE
>being the scared beta faggot i dont say anything and just wind up shrugging at him and indicating him to get out
>he makes a shush motion at me
>me being a beta pussy actually listen to him
>stare at his cock for a solid 10 seconds or so
>hes actually really big for his age, like 6in or something
>blush from embarrassment of being seen nude like this
>he pushes me against the wall
>concerned but also kinda fine with this and dont know why
>he grabs conditioner and lubes me up
>i dont think he had any idea or cared if that was safe for either of us but he went for it anyway
>basically rape ensues
>im very quiet about it because im scared my family will hear on the other side of the wall and ill get in trouble or theyll think im GAY or something and we dont want that now do we
>i enjoyed it near the end as the pain stopped
>he came inside
>we both exit the shower
>not sure to regret this or not
>he orders me not to tell anyone or my life is over
>holy fuck ok maybe i regret it a little
>he continues to do this to me at random times about every week after school for a couple years
>essentially turns me into a sexual deviant who worships his cock
>this stills happens while im in college and im completely fine with it
that marked the first day of my sexual enslavement of sorts to my brother and my broken heterosexuality
pic related 8 years later, now at peak faggot levels

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You turned out hot though. Show more butthole and rape stories.

There was a female nurse preparing the area for the operation while the surgeon explained what she was going to be doing and I got hard when they touched me.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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No, she has cerebral palsy and things like that difficult for her.

Could you further elaborate user?

He's saying he's Jack the Ripper.

I've dated several girls since this one, it just sucks, because in my mind, nobody is as good as her. I feel like I'd be settling, whereas I see this girl as my equal or better. I feel like she wants to see something happen between us, but is stuck in thinking she would be disappointing her parents if something happened between us. Anyway, like I said, I'm her boss now and her mom's. I knew I'd get her under me one way or another, but I was really hoping that things would've gotten easier, but they really haven't.

Start meditating, seek a fulfillment to your "godsized hole".

I was in a dom/sub relationship with my family dog as the dom for most of my teen years.

B is fucked. I have secrets, but these are all either why I'm gay or fake. I guess i should go ball to lereddit because I'm too much of a normalfag.

I've been having sex with my daughter's best friend and she has been telling me about how naughty my daughter really is.

Mine's not fake.

why the fuck did you marry a girl like that?

In school, I was only really friends with a dude because he got pants'd, and had a pretty nice dick (8 inch flaccid, so whether he was a shower or grower, it was pretty decent).
The majority of the year, he didn't realise I knew he had a bigger than average dick. We only had one shared class, and didn't talk a lot, if at all, prior to the event.
Over the next few months, I'd gotten closer to him, and eventually found out he was gay, and oh fuck I was glad about that.
We'd spend hours on end fucking (well, it was more him fucking me. I've got a 4.8" erect...), and this happened all the way through until I graduated. He occasionally brought friends over to either spitroast me, gangbang me, or just a regular orgy.
You know how, after a long day of exercise, it's easy to chug down a shit ton of water? When I was around these dudes, I was like that for their cum. I could just drink, and drink, and drink.

After I graduated, I never stayed in contact with any of them.
I'm with another guy that has a 7" long, 6" thick cock, and while it's nice, I really just miss the experience.

Greentext, m'dude.

why are your parents racist and hers aren't?

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I love her, the sex is pretty good if mostly vanilla, her brother is my best friend and he would have killed me if I didn't, and she likes going shooting with me.

I cought my uncle playing with my sister's pussy

Does she tell you while you fuck? How bad is your daughter?

>an hour long with closeup shots and step-by-step commentary

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Im a functioning raging alcoholic and drink about 75 drinks a week for over a decade now

Psychiatrist kid, go to the psychiatrist

eh. mine's pretty vanilla
creeped my ex's gmail
there wasn't anything interesting on it
i could probably creep her facebook and see what she actually says to her new dude
but i think that'd just make me sad instead.

When I was six (I’m a dude) I was raped by my sisters friend (chick) when my mum and her nan that she lives with went out, she was meant to look out for me and I was playing spongebob on the ps2 and she started playing with me then started sucking my dick then took me to her room and proceeded to have sex with me

Why did you space your post like that you autistic fuck?

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What were you expecting? It was professionally made for use as a teaching resource.

entirely for that reason

When I do meth, I jerk off to gay porn

I mentioned this in the thread last night too but about ten years ago I intentionally drove a vip through an ambush to shake him up because he was a dick. A few weeks ago by a huge coincidence I ran into him and we chatted. He mentioned he's on meds and gets counseling for ptsd due to that event...woops...

I bet she enjoyed all two inches of it