fuck celeb thread
Fuck celeb thread
Eli Bell
Juan Moore
Charles Sullivan
Jimmy was sucking every dick at the pride festival, but it had nothing to do with me. I gave Jimmy a blowjob and he gave me some Christmas money. From then on I kept my mouth shut. I knew Jimmy. He had a choad. It was his. I know he got rimjobs sometimes from Paulie, but that was it. It made him hard to have to bend over for the guys he'd blown. He'd have been happy just to whack them off. Anyway, what did I care? I wasn't asking for anything and, besides, Jimmy was sticking gerbils up my butthole. But still, for months after the pride festival, they were finding homos all over. When they found Carbone in front of his computer, his dick was so stiff it took him three days to become flaccid again. Still, I never saw Jimmy so horny. He was like a kid. We had gerbils coming in through my Petsmart people and after a while even the pride thing began to calm down. But the thing that made Jimmy so horny that morning was that this was the day Tommy was getting raped. Jimmy was so aroused, you'd think he was getting raped. He must have made four calls to Tommy's house. They had a signal all set up so he'd know the minute the intercourse was over. You know, we always called each other buttbuddies. Like you'd say to somebody "you're gonna like this guy, he's a butt buddy, he's one of us." You understand? We were buttbuddies. Queers. But Jimmy and I could never be raped, because we had AIDS blood. It didn't even matter that my mother was clean. To get a dick brutally rammed up your poophole, you've got to be one hundred percent HIV negative so that they don't have to wear a condom. See, it's the highest honor they can give you. It means your asshole is tasty and tight. It means that anybody can stick their weiner in it. It also means you can stick your weiner in anybody, as long as they also have a pee-pee. It's like a license to be raped, and a license to rape anyone. As far as Jimmy was concerned, with Tommy getting raped, it was like we were all getting raped.
Easton Scott
Luke Murphy
Ok. Who wanna see Emma Watson's panties?
Gavin Gomez
Jeremiah Barnes
Xavier James
See, this is why you should give that ass all the attention it deserves
Nolan Evans
M-My m-mistress Victoria Justice is a-a b-beautiful w-woman a-and I-I'm s-so lucky t-t-to have h-her... F-Forgive m-me f-f-for p-possessing such a-a beautiful w-woman... Thank y-you...
Brayden Sanchez
GARY BUSEY WANT SEX
Luke Roberts
Charles Harris
Asher Campbell
Levi Thomas
Naahh
She takes it black
Jaxon Murphy
Grayson Rodriguez
Julian Ward
So? Amy Schumer is the only celebrity that hasn't.
Jason Green
Gavin Barnes
B L A C K E D
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Jackson Lee
Jose Sanders
fuck i wish i could stay home and jerk off to her right now
Brayden Miller
Oliver Adams
Gavin Williams
Brayden Hall
Caleb Walker
Luke Jackson
I want to see what's under them.
John Lewis
Eli Rivera
Nathaniel Bailey
no!
Jason Lee
What's a computer?
Adrian Wood
ari woke up with such a start,
such a odd dream;
she was kitty cat costumed,
and running through the field,
because three men dressed as dogs kept
wanting to sniff her bum!
and further, playing, such a drum beat,
windward oboe dry notes backgrounding,
what was, blue skied, an obvious sordid tale
of wanton and potential brown bum theft!
Mason Thomas
Ryder Collins
Ethan Rodriguez
Why not? Is this some homo thread for gay faggots? I want to see Emma Watson pussy. And her tits. And everyone else's, for that matter.
Well not everyone. No fatties please.
Gabriel Jackson
Carter Torres
>Is this some homo thread for gay faggots?
most of the time
Brayden Powell
Luke Thompson
Bentley Nelson
Hudson Stewart
Luke Cook
Asher Campbell
She looks so much better in person without Photoshop.
Xavier Sullivan
I don't understand. Neither of these women are naked, nor are they Emma Watson.
Jayden Hall
Jaxon Hughes
Ryan Hill
Jeremiah Perry
Having an instagram account makes you a celebrity?
Ryder Taylor
If I cared about reality I wouldn't be here.
Juan Young
Nolan Murphy
Love the body, but I do not know if her mind would be lovable.
Aiden Baker
Brody Smith
With a body like that I don't care about love at all.
Connor Nguyen
Aaron Hill
A beautiful place to put my face
Josiah Morgan
Jackson Lee
Jacob Sullivan
Parker Long
lmao fake tits and a balding hairline
> standards
Nathaniel Ward
Adam Fisher
Looks like Oleh Witer from Big Pig.
Christopher Gomez
Mason Rivera
Jace Murphy
Xavier Green
Alexander Adams
Jace Davis
Daniel Gonzalez
Fake and gay.
So are we ever getting an Emma Watson sex tape or what?
Wyatt Williams
Jace Russell
part of ari's job is to arouse the men,
to make them want that piece of heaven,
that special place filled with chocolate
eclairs, and dainty treats,
that she bends over to display!
Alexander Cooper
noice
Jordan Wilson
Thomas Ortiz
You forgot about her leathery, pockmarked face.
Josiah Russell
Elijah Foster
Dylan Hall
weinstein a go go keeps them stashed
David Kelly
Anyone got anymore Ariel Winter?
Colton Fisher
that's one well tamed muff
Christian Johnson
Kek
Adam Parker
Anymore?
Did I miss something?
Isaac Campbell
Joshua Flores
Joshua Murphy
I just saw Ariel's future in my crystal ball.
>20yo.
She's in relationship with some handsome white celebrity. Ariel looks happy.
>21yo.
He looks annoyed in every photo of the couple. Ariel looks happy.
>two monts later.
He left her for another woman who actualy cares about her appearance and frequently hits the gym.
>22yo.
She anounces her marriage with a random black guy. Ariel looks victorious.
>23yo.
They have a baby. She is selling exclusive baby photos to random magazines.
>24yo.
She reports domestic violence and get divorced. Ariel is realy fat at this point.
>6 months later.
She's spotted in the company of various afroamerican drug dealers.
>25yo.
Her nude pictures "leaked" in intenet. Claims they are stolen. Wants money.
>four months later.
Poor incomes from the "leaks". Porn video distributed by VIVID hits the market.
>26yo.
She moves to a cheaper neighborhood with her child and her newly divorced mom.
>six months later.
She shocks the world with face and body completely disfigured by cheap plastic surgery. The money from the old house are gone. No sign from the child. Everybody's talking about her. Ariel looks victorious.
>27yo.
New porn video hits the internet. Mommy, child and money are all gone.
>four months later.
She's found dead by her landlord who came by for the "rent". Supposed heart failure. Ariel looks cold.
>four days later.
Her mom is trying to sell pictures of the funeral and her orphaned child.
Sup Forums is honoring her memory with her best nude pics and porn webms.
>one day later.
Few retards are still trying to keep the thread alive. No one cares. Thread is dead. Ariel is forgotten.
Wyatt Allen
yummy
Cooper Hernandez
Charles Reed
Cooper Sanders
Admit it. You would. Millie's too sexy.
Isaiah Ramirez
Hudson Thomas
This is perfection
Juan Cook
Sebastian Smith
Gabriel James
Adrian Carter
Blake Williams
Jacob Brown
Surviving Auschwitz makes you a celeb?
Hudson Moore
Bentley Martin
Can she even walk after??
Isaac Myers
The fuck is happening in this pic lol
Hudson Hernandez
source????
Jacob Bell
No, but being a Victoria's secret angel does