New GF

>New GF
>She says she can squirt
>Prove it
>She teaches me how it's done
>hfw every time we fool around she soaks everything

So I guess AMA what it's like to be with a real squirting girl. How does it differ from porn? What's it taste like? etc

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iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing/
womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/female-ejaculation
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29285596
twitter.com/AnonBabble

You really like piss huh?

Not OP but my wife squirts repeatedly every time we have sex.....she actually squirted while I was just sucking her tits last night...we have to put down towels every time we fuck.

I don't necessarily love it but she says it feels even better than a regular orgasm and I love bringing her pleasure, so what the hell, why not?

sweeter than piss and sometimes not clear.

An intetesting thing about squirting
The fluid is the same as the proteins found in the brain and if you continually make a girl squirt her brain will not develop and she will remain a child intellectually.

Honestly I don't know if I could go back to being with another type of woman. Do you think yours has increased sexual appetite?

It is proven to be piss fam. Congrats on being retarded

It's called urinating.

/thread

How is it done?

First time I ever made a girl squirt, it was the roughest sex I ever had. She was soaking, then when I put it in her ass, I didn't ease it in. It was rough. She was bent over, had her legs spread pretty wide so she was low, the squirt went between my legs and kinda hit my balls.

Dunno why, but that made me go all primal on her. Some of the best sex I ever had was with that water buffalo.

t. brainlet virgins.

No it's not youngin'. Keep trying. You'll get there.

Do you get that shit on your dick?

Every women squirts. I mean seriously even if they don't think, they do. If you fuck them right or do the good ol finger blaster you get them to squirt.

Kek
C ubc k

iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing/

Sad time when my wife squirted 1 time. Once. We were on a cruise and she forgot her medicine for hyper hydrosis. Shit dries her out like a desert.

Could you ask her to tell us the secret so I can tell anyone I happen to have sex with someday?

womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/female-ejaculation

Dude, I don't need an article. I've tasted pee, I've tasted a girl squirting. Not the same stuff.

Gee I wonder where that fluid comes from... Could it be some women have a special never actually discovered organ that stores a quarter gallon of love fluid until a hotshot like OP comes along?

Or maybe... just maybe... it's just piss.

>women's health magazine
god what a faggot

Dude your girl is pissing on you and your shit

proofs are there faggot, you like piss
deal with it bitter nigger

But user, that's what he looks at to jack off to. Kind of like National Geographic for the rest of us growing up.

lol'd

I'm not even joking. I basically blow raspberries on her clit.

That's all it takes. Intense vibration directly on the sex organ. It might be weird at first, but if you do it right, it's a body shaking orgasm that soaks everything.

First time I did it was when we first got married and we were wrestling in the living room and I held her down and blew raspberries. She didn't even know what the fuck was going on. She just tensed up and had her first, real orgasm.

Shit was tits, yo.

absolutely not the same. Although some girls do piss when things get too much. There is a distinct difference between the two with "squirt" being a cloudy greyish liquid.

God you are such a child. 5 minutes on the internet and I can find 3 differing opinions on the same topic. Just because you posted a shitty article, doesn't mean you're right.

>iflscience
kys,k

waste of good repeating digits

Dam sun, im not the same user but thanks for the knowledge.

Oh.

I'm not a grill, but... doesn't it have to do with holding back or shit? DID HENTAI LIE TO ME?!?!?

it is scientifically explained you faggot so eat a bowl of dick

Can't actually read the article, huh? It supports your idea that it's piss. They also found other shit in there. So it's not just piss.

But w/e. We're all here trolling.

Know-nothing virgins

>Shit was piss, yo.
Fixed if for you, cuz

lol

Holding back can enhance any orgasm, just like holding your breath, but no, you don't need to do that to make 'em squirt.

And again child, I can find a "scientific explanation" on 3 differing viewpoints if you give me a few minutes on the internet. You're an idiot.

Get a few years and a few women under your belt then you'll think differently. I was like you back then.

It is piss. There isn't another reservoir it could be coming from.

Female orgasmic incontinence

BAIT FOR THE BAIT GOD

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No, I meant that as in.. I thought it was about NOT letting the shit out. Looks like hentai HAS deceived me. Fuck.

>still damaging control this hard for not admitting to loving piss

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damage controlling*

like I said... It's not about holding it in, it's about muscular tension. Google around for tantric sex. That shit is no joke. It's not as strong as American Pie makes it out to be, but it does enhance orgasms.

>may be
>fact

Only had a girl "squirt" once.

It's definitely pee. basically what this user said >female orgasmic incontinence

It's hot, yes, but it's not ejaculate.

look at the link, headline is different and the explaination also
>pic related
you

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You're so adorable. I'm not controlling anything. I like what I like and I don't give af what some anonymous child on the internet has to say about it.

I'm a freak in bed, I won't deny it. I'm trying to point out that I've tasted both squirting and piss. They aren't the same. Yet some 12 year old that beats off to his moms womans health mag thinks he has all the answers. It's cute really.

SHOW ME THE FUCKING TOENAILS FFS. WHO CARES ABOUT HER GAPING VAGINA I WANT TO SEE HER FEET

It’s is and isn’t urine. Some women’s bladders rapidly full with fluid during sexual stimulation which they then involuntarily release. This fluid is still technically urine since it is produced in the same process, but the reason for its production is not the same.

actual medfag here, squirting is not pissing, and not all women can, they need to have specific glands for it to happen, and then, release what's inside them, it's just a mixture of water and proteins

Had a squirter gf back on a days, it was super hor but decreased changes to have spontanious sex on places where you can't make a mess..

Careful, the 12 year old read a woman's health magazine and knows more than you do.

keep on damage controlling faggot
nothing wrong with having a piss fetish
you denying it is so adorable and cute really

Sam i will take "Things that never happened" for $200

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Oh wait! Guise, GUISE!

He, he used my words against me while not contributing anything new to the conversation!

Wha...what do I do anons? I've never been bested with such intellectual superiority!

Should mention that if a women were to have urine in her bladder then squirted it would be a mix of urine and the “squirt” which is basically just water. If they had an empty bladder it’s going to be essentially just water with some proteins

what a sad world then sigh...
they're called de graaf glands

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Tyrone, stop being such a dickwad and shut the hell up dickweed

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

>dickwad
>dickweed
>Tyrone
We get it, you have an obsession with nigger dicks. Don't hate you but go be a faggky somewhere else

" although a marginal contribution of prostatic secretions to the emitted fluid often exists."

Which is what the 12 year old's magazine says.

>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25545022

check and mate neckbeards... it is piss end of discussion

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/29285596
there you go, inform yourself

What's the difference between squirting and pissing

Absolutely, yes.

She is older (almost 44 years old) and her sex drive has been slowly going up over the past 6 months or so to the point that she actually wants to fuck more than I do now.

Oh's no's! He got me again!

Anons, help! He, he called me Tyrone! Isn't that a stereotypical name for a black guy?

Also, he tolds me to "shut up" and called me a "dickweed"! He's so...damn...cool!

I don't know how to respond to this...this...genius! His insults are amazing!

I've been called a fuck bucket, a cock juggling thundercunt, a douchenozzle, a twat waffle....but I have no idea how to combat "dickweed"!

HE'S SO DAMNED COOL!

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go suck big black nigger cocks, kiddos

squirting is an involuntary evacuation of the bladder as a result of orgasmic muscle contractions.

Ah ah ah you're projecting~

>fuck a girl so good she pissed herself

Heh

No other sac in a woman's body that holds that amount of fluid. No way it can be anything but piss.

No there's is another sax that hold that much fluids stupid user lol
>lrn2humananatomy

>Squirting (SQ) is defined as the orgasmic transurethral expulsion of tenths of milliliters of a form of urine containing various concentrations of urea, creatinine, and uric acid. FE and SQ are two phenomena with different mechanisms
>of a form of urine
>urine

lol everyone look at the cock juggling thundercunt douchenozzle fuck bucket of a twat waffle

look at him a laugh!

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Ungh! Again! You've bested me!

How many sit ups did you do? How much juice did you drink? I must know! How you're this goddamn cool!

Please user! TELL ME!

AHHHH It's going to drive me crazy! I MUST KNOW!

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His own link even says it's fucking pee

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read female ejaculation you genious, that what's been discussed here

Fuck your stupid fetish you raging faggot. Neck yourself, take weak genes out of the pool.

you need to start poopsmoking butthash cuh
it gets you high as shit nigger and makes you more intelligent and cool
bitches love alpha male who poopsmokes butthash

>my gf squirts
>it's not pee
>science proves it's pee
>"We we we're talking about something else!"
You're a fucking idiot

Can I lace it with frumunda?

Keep going. He needs to know just how much of a faggot he is.

Neckbeard. I have seen with my own eyes where it comes from. It's coming from the same hole piss comes from. Hence it comes from the bladder. Body my secrete tiny amounts of other liquids as well but guess what! It's piss.

What's it like being such a massive cuck that you let your gf piss all over you?

>almost 44 years old

Damn, I wish women in their prime (early-mid 20s) had higher sex drives. No one wants to fuck an old woman unless he has a fetish.

*may

I'm shocked he hasn't picked up on it. Must not have been the fastest swimmer.

no, only faggots would ever think of attempting blashphemy of mixing any subhuman substances with butthash
kill yourself for even thinking about asking that to me you peasant low class subhuman piece of manure

The french literally did a study on it, it's piss
In fact, even if a woman has completely drained herself of all fluids she will literally make more just so she can squirt
It's piss and you're an idiot

Half of these fucks have never seen a pussy in real life, much less made one squirt.

Because the French are known for intelligence. Not known for culture, wine, and being shot up by muslims...

lol this thread like seeing a debate of flat earther against the rest of the sane people

watch out pussy slayer over here

It's piss

completely true, although said piss is highly diluted and contains little or no urea

i trolled your mom last night when she wanted a fuck. made her wait 4 hours in the cold.

you fucking savage

I used to be with some chick, she left me for another guy, he made her squirt.

She called me up the next day and told me..

Demolished me as a man, confidence and manhood went out the window.

This was 3 years ago, still not recovered.