>go in yard
>see this
>wat do
Go in yard
Fire beanbag round at Corky looking A cup for trespassing, and pissin on my new trampoline.
no one said it was your yard agballs
Fuck her
Then who's?
maybe it's hers
maybe it's mine and she's got permission to pee on my trampoline
maybe you should defer judgement until all the facts are clear to you
Is this like a chick thing or what? Like how the fuck do you just accidentally pee.
Well, first things first, who gave me a house with a yard and this nice trampoline?
I may have a dick to suck if that's the case.
Could you please explain to the folks at home what exactly agballs is?
I mean, I know what it is, of course. I just mean for the folks who may not know.
sorry, my keyboard's ucked
Unlike males, the female's urine is stored in the labia. Extra stress (stretching, pressure, sitting down to fast, etc.) causes uncontrollable peeing, as most female's vagina muscles aren't strong enough to prevent it from seeping.
Hope this helps.
would try to accelerate the time back to normal
Well which the fuck is it? My reaction is going to be dependent on who's yard it is.
ok agballs, it's my yard and I'm ok with her peeing on my trampoline
Unlike males, female have only one hole in their genital area and poop, pee and babies are stored in the labia
I'd probably come into the yard, unannounced and uninvited and ask why u lettin gurls pe on your hop circle.
call 911
get out of my fucking yard
rub her butthole all over my face
there have been studies that show that girls who do trampoline events in gymnastics have higher rates of incontinence. Probably something about their urethra being shorter and unable to hold it all in under stress.
And those olimpian girls are always so skinny too. With the labia being so close to the pee exit on them, I'm sure it's that much harder to hold, because the distance out is shorter. That makes a lot of sense, user. You're a pretty smart guy.
thx
This is my fetish so I'd probably cum in my pants.
your porn collection must be pretty small if the only thing that gets you off is ugly chicks pissing themselves on trampolines
320 gb of videos. The question was what would you do if you saw that IRL. Totally different than watching a video
As an example, I cum much easier when I watch my wife piss herself than when I watch videos.
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>As an example, I cum much easier when I watch my wife piss herself than when I watch videos.
It's fucking hot when she does it I sometime can't help but jerk myself off.
The hole is also what lets the babies breathe when femals are pregnant, also pee is stored in the balls.
Listen here agballs, we don't take kindly to that kind of talk around here.
accidental pissing is oddly sexy. where the fuck did you find 320gb, its hard to find shit thats not just pornstars confidently just pissing on the floor
As a bonafide agballs myself, I think it's super sexy when they spontaneously pee.
make vid and post on Sup Forums of course
mfw
It's not all accidental pissing sadly. Most of it is staged with porn actresses pretending to be desperate and pissing themselves.
However, I do have some real videos of actual wettings.
Spoken like a true agballs.
ACD7279
ACD733F
you're welcome
>ACD733F
Thanks, but I've seen them before, I've been into this fetish over 10 years.
My asian folder is by far the largest. The japanese know how to produce good omorashi/pants pissing porn
Care to share?
Anything in particular you would like to see? I can't add all 320 gb to mega
greatpress.gq
yea they have shorter urethra and path for the pee so its easier for them to pee by accident. Some women pee when they laugh or cough.
Real women genuinely pissing but not interested in the hidden toilet cams.
I'm away from home at the moment so any link where I can download when I get home will be eternally loved.
kys
>Real women genuinely pissing
Just stepped away from pc to collect take out. I will upload as much real stuff as I can and share link when I get back
what takeout did you get?
Look at this agballs acting like he knows something.
he should just uck o
Indian
nice one, I'm a big fan of the chicken jalfrezi. Or lamb rogan josh.
i actually got the lamb rogan josh, spicy
You made a good choice. Spicy but with minimal arse-burning in the morning.
Hey Brit friends, I have a question.
Do you know Karl Pilkington, and do you like him? I love that guy.
If you don't answer, you are a true agballs.
Meh. He's no Stewart Lee.
Thanks based UK Poster.
I love Ricky, Steve, and Karl, and I'm really sad they don't buddy around anymore. I miss them together. I listen to the XFM shows and podcasts all the time.
I'm gonna give Stewart Lee a go, see what I think.
>male
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I know you didn't want hidden cams but this folder is already uploaded so take a look and perhaps there is something you like - mega.nz
>catch pee in mouth
>spit it all over my hard dick while i'm jacking off to the memory
>wait until she takes a shower and steal her creamed panties
>eat them
>also eat her toilet paper after she is done shitting
i miss cheeky freak of the week
This folder will contain the peeing videos which some good videos where you can see the pee stream, sometime direct from the source - mega.nz
Not really a fan of having to download mega Tbh.
Wait, you can't download direct from the website?
>those convulsions
Is she legit turned on that much by peeing?
No
>Log
How else to share?
I think she is just acting drunk
>open mouth
>swallow pee
>consume soul
>....there is no soul...?
Zip files on:
Dropbox
Google drive
OneDrive
who is what?
Mr O'Brien can i get your autograph?
I am not logged in an I see the option to download all videos as zip, I don't have mega software on my mac.
It looks like you can download zip of the videos from mega without account or software
Only agballs can do that.
All my other accounts are linked to my real identity, it's mega or nothing sadly
now *this* is art
Sauce
Then post it all
I have over 320gb, won't all fit on mega unless I pay for it
Pee is stored in balls (men) or vagoo (women).
Starting yell for piss on my brand new fucking trampoline.
Dont ye know about 'littlesubgirl' mate?