/trans/ - Sanchez to my last digit edition

Manchester United are interested in signing Real Madrid striker Alvaro Morata, 24. (Cadena Cope, via Metro)

>AC Milan have made contact with Celtic over 20-year-old striker Moussa Dembele. (Sun)

Southampton midfielder Steven Davis, 32, says Saints can make a "huge statement" by resisting offers for 25-year-old defender Virgil van Dijk. (Southampton Echo)

>Newcastle, Burnley and West Brom are all interested in 27-year-old Manchester City midfielder Fabian Delph. (Daily Star)

Celtic hope to sign on-loan Manchester City midfielder Patrick Roberts, 20, on a permanent deal. (Daily Mirror)

>Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny, 27, is close to agreeing a £14m move to Italian champions Juventus. (Daily Mail)

Wolves are set to miss out on 21-year-old Rio Ave midfielder Filip Krovinovic to Benfica. (A Bola, via Birmingham Mail)

>Hull City defender Andrew Robertson is in no rush to decide his future, with the 23-year-old said to be a target for Liverpool. (Hull Daily Mail)

Birmingham City manager Harry Redknapp could sign former Republic of Ireland striker Robbie Keane on a free transfer after watching the 37-year-old in Michael Carrick's testimonial game. (Birmingham Mail)

>Belgium team-mates Jan Vertonghen and Romelu Lukaku have been linked with a career change... after trials at McDonald's in Brussels. (Daily Mail)

Stoke winger Ramadan Sobhi was the unfortunate victim of an Egyptian prank show - the 20-year-old thought he was drowning in quicksand and about to be eaten by a Komodo dragon. (Stoke Sentinel)

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>Belgium team-mates Jan Vertonghen and Romelu Lukaku have been linked with a career change... after trials at McDonald's in Brussels. (Daily Mail)

Hope Delph comes to Newcastle desu

>What Spurs need
That touch of star quality to finally get a really talented young team over the line and win the league

>Who Spurs will buy
Max Meyer

>Belgium team-mates Jan Vertonghen and Romelu Lukaku have been linked with a career change... after trials at Burger King in Brussels. (Daily Mail)

Stop spamming this.

>de lete this

>Belgium team-mates Jan Vertonghen and Romelu Lukaku have been linked with a career change... after trials at being Janitors on Sup Forums. (Daily Mail)

Here we fucking go again. 8 posts in and only 2 of the posts are actually relevant. Kys. Disgusting culture. Sup Forums isn't for me. If this is the 'original banter board', then I don't want this. Fair well, fucknuts.

Reminder:

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PL
The League
CPL

Unacceptable terms:
EPL
BPL

united are going to sell >de gay and replace him with pic related

cap this

sorry but all of these rumors are shit

someone please @ me quick with your latest made up bullshit rumor

can we ban liverpool posters?

why not epl?

Any updates on the literally any LB to Liverpool situation?

>Szczesny to Juve

TOP KEK is Buffon so shit that they are about to replace him with fucking Szczeny?

Bonucci to City for 65mln

...

Messi to Newcastle

I'd do a swap deal with Real for Bale with cash and De Gea. Get Joe Hart for a season and test him out too after that

Gibbs to madrid

They're replacing him because he's a fucking dinosaur

At least Szczcz has won a fucking champions league

someone get this hothead out of here

>replace him with fucking Szczeny
had a really good season lad, most clean sheets

>mln

Worst forced meme in awhile desu famalam whoa Black Betty famalam whoa Black Betty famalam!

Why would anyone ever think Salah to Liverpool is a bad transfer? Let's see Klopp's previous Liverpool transfers:

>Matip
God tier transfer
>Wijnaldum
God tier transfer
>Mane
God tier transfer
>Klavan
Everybody knew since day 1 he was gonna be just a substitute
>Karius
Had a few bad games but he's like 22 and was never complete shit
>Manninger
who cares
>Caulker
who cares

>inb4 he was shit at chelski
So were De Bruyne and Lukaku, look at them now

The Cadbury's™ Premier League

Ronaldo to Arsenal for 200 gorillion

Completely wrong to use, the e doesn't mean anything

?

>Belgium team-mates Jan Vertonghen and Romelu Lukaku have been linked with a career change... after trials at slipping in Liverpool. (Daily Mail)

Mandzukic to Chelsea for 69m

when?

>Out
de Gea
Jones
Rooney
Some under 21s

>In
Lindelof
Varane
Bale
Mbappe
Fabinho

james to united for 120million

Doesn't it mean English premier league?

...

>Out
>de Gea
see

Lads any update on the gf to me situation?

Been rumours for over 10 years now, is this the season it will finally happen?

Howling at this lad claiming Lukaku and de Bruyne weren't flops

Mata to PSg for 59 mil!

hazard to psg for:

>somebody saved my picture

:3 Now you get all the (You)'s I got...

Wayne Rooney to Bayern Munich for....

Iniesta to Buyern for

>Bale

Yeah because Serie A has been terrible and he has a solid defense/midfield. He is one of the most overrated GKs for the past 5 seasons at least.

lolwut

At least replace him with someone decent

Gerrard to Chelsea

Should have happened desu

Messi to Dortmund for...

On loan at Brentford you moron

Move your scouts to poorer countries and sign them when they're still young senpai

But there isn't the word "English" in the name, so you can't make it an acronym

Sorry thought u meant Buffon.

Szczeny is inconsistent as can be.

I've survived 27 years without any gf transfers and I have also survived no trophy wins in the mean time. You can as well lad.

Balo to Juve

Every team other than Barça is fucking useless against Madrid?
And now they are even going to sign Mbappe and more?
WTF

this needs to be updated

also balotelli to milan for:

What steal for Dirtmund

MODS

fucking Raiola does it again

Was De Gay even any good this season? I don't recall him making any stand out saves.

We was very good, just not incredible because the defence didn't capitulate every 10 minutes

James Rodriguez to AC Milan

Robben to Arsenal for

Who will this MADMAN sign?

>We
Are you De Gay's split persona?

Team of the year because of reputation

Rubbery to psg

Is this the third /trans/ today? G-get a job faggots!

>iniesta to rmd

Somebody not shit to Liverpool

Is there a transfer period for gfs?
I'd love to sign a free agent to a long term deal

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>De Gay

wew this is a top tier bullshit rumour, well done

>h isn't even close to w
I have no excuse for that typo

he will unironically replace dybala with james

also he might buy some meme player like seri

>being a cheapskate in 2017
this is why you don't have a gf

Patrick Roberts to Celtic is a done deal.

5 year deal confirmed later this week.

Now post a saves compilation

loan deals are where it's at la

Sign up for your local gym and head down around 9 pm if you wanna bag a fat chick on a free. Though be warned, often their wages are just as high as quality talent.

>le real madrid-esque spend 80m on a gf thats just going to collect paychecks instead of doing something is a solid tactic
i'd buy GF manager 2018 if they had a database of all women in the world

I bet you pay by the hour, you degenerate

Ronaldo to Dortmund

possibly the most unlikely scernario of all

Is there even any doubt that we'll win the title next season now?!

No stupid African Cup to take Mane away this season and we're just about to sign a World Class winger. Who can even stop us? Nobody.

>bale to real madrid

short term deals are bad for team morale tbqh. Team can't afford to go out scouting for new gf every transfer season. I need one who fits my cook-clean-sex formation and it takes time to develop that mentality

Are we supposed to pretend Tiote was a good player now?

I think you mean co-ownerships

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:^)

you're not a Liverpool fan, shut up

Is it worth filtering all of Ireland just to get rid of Shitizen

Our year la

>paying the wages of a gf who will play for another team so she can get some development

Not him but

>We've improved
>Chelsea haven't
>Spurs haven't
>Arsecucks haven't
>Manure haven't

Hahaha!

Can is objectively the best CM i the EPL and probably the best young CM in europe. we can't go wrong with him in the team

Fucking ABLs, when will they ever learn?

Bale to Chelsea kek