I shot my penis

i shot my penis

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how's that working out for you?

Do you miss it?

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How do you pee?

You missed. It's alright, small targets require practice to hit.

are you the same dude from Reddit like 5 months ago? if so damn thought you would've killed yourself by now.

You took his job user.

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...But you did not shoot the deputies

Did you apologize?

uh.. why tho

kek

Can you experience any sort of orgasm?

HAA-HAA !

Fucker, you beat me to it. Glad I checked first.

That's a trans surgery vagina

but you did not shoot the deputy

Fuck off.

Checked for humor

Too soon

Piss in his pants after peeing is just another day haha

Has that thing ever seen a vagina?

kek

True OP is either dead or forgot his Reddit password

Doesn't look like they did that good of a job
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why u shooted penis

what does that mean? some kind of reference? or just calling the testicles deputies?

"I shot my penis" just fits to the song

But I didn't shoot the deputy

you must be fun at parties

here comes the edgy redditor, you got me man, i am the center of the party always, got me good

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family parties dont count faggot

You are really a fucking idiot. Welp take off one of the Chakras for you.

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But you did not shoot the deputy?

But I didn't shoot no deputy.

Shooted you the deputy also?

Deputy shooted you...

does your mother know you're on this site?

you must be a high ranking sniper to hit a target that small

Who's got the webm of that fat guy nair'ing his pooch? Anyone know what I mean?

It's a Marley song you retard. How do you not know that?

No, Marley covered it. It's a Clapton song

Bob Marski dumbass

Ofuh he right