Mandela effect thread
Mandela effect thread
Colton Martin
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Brayden Reyes
He never had a monocle, your thinking of nut man.
Mason White
bump because I'm still trying to find good examples to contribute with OP but it's harder than I thought
Matthew Diaz
Take it to /x/
Shitty memory =/= glitch in the matrix
Easton Foster
Colton Turner
Hudson Bay in Canada is getting bigger
Julian Russell
I always remembered Pearl kissing NigBob on the cheek right before this frame, but watching it again now that's not the case. the memory feels very real but idk man
Eli Peterson
there is a moment where she does kiss spongebob i remember this too, but i might also be getting it mixed up with the scene where she kisses mr krabs idk
Austin Long
Are you retarded? She does kiss him in the cheek before she leaves. I can assure you that she does kiss him man
Charles Richardson
Does anyone remember OP not being a faggot all the time?
Jonathan Clark
Even the name of it is debunked.
Joshua Thomas
Henry Walker
I don't really have any good ones but bumping anyway.
Owen Collins
I always thought Martin Luther King Jr. was shot with a rifle from far away. And because of the idiotic U2 song, I further imagined that it was early in the morning. None of this is true; he was shot up close with a handgun and it was in the afternoon. But it turns out most people also think he was killed with a rifle. We've watched the JFK assassination too many times, it seems.
Connor Jones
I remember Bruce Jenner being a man, and not only that but an olympic champion.
Austin Stewart
Colton Parker
Luke i am your father. I know it was always this. Apparently not any more. Its to do with the shit they are doing at cern trying to punch a hole though reality leading to the blending of dimension. Watch a promo for that place they have a dude literally wearing a tshirt saying Mandela throwing shit in your face like always
Nathan Perez
Mason Martin
Chase Edwards
mlk was shot with a rifle
Brayden Moore
The Mandela Effect, that great mystery solely based on the assumption that children pay close attention to details, and everyone has perfect recall.
Asher Jones
Adrian Peterson
Bruce Jenner, Bruce Jenner... you mean Caitlyn? Was she a man in your universe? Weird.
Cooper Rogers
This was proved that both name variations were used.
Noah Barnes
Well, I fucked that up twice then.
Jackson Perry
Wait, what did they change about George? D:
Connor Lopez
The floor plans of cern?
Owen Morales
No tail apparently never had one
James Barnes
If you play Paradox games, they always shift the Americas northward.
Tyler Miller
ITT: I misremember obscure details from my childhood and then speculate about how the world zionist cabal is behind this meaningless misapprehension.
Jordan Stewart
Not to mention kids musrememberigtge (surface pro predictive text everyne) spelling of a nonstandard name in cursive isn't exactly mysterious.
Brandon Howard
Beat me to it
Mason Fisher
FUCK YOU, MANDELA. TOO FAR. DX
Aaron Collins
So who remembers being a kid and having people tell you that if you DIDNT get chicken pox as a child, you would get shingles later in life
Now it's the opposite. If you had chicken pox you already have the shingles virus inside of you.
Wtf. Explain this shit.
Hunter Flores
>The Benenstain Beans
what the fuck is this?
Christian Rodriguez
That's Mr. Peanut for you pleb.
Daniel Richardson
That can explain away the missing A, but why would kids pronounce it as Berensteen? With the misreading -stein, you'd expect them to pronounce it like Einstein.
Logan Clark
Anyone else remember Lisbon being in Australia?
Nathan Reed
get a load of this guy that can't read cursive
Wyatt Bell
Nigga, I thought it was the Bernstein bears
Eli Turner
fuck you. i ain't cursing.
Chase Perez
you might be thinking of Malcolm X, he was shot up close with a handgun and shotgun
Jose Evans
no it was always if you get chicken pox as a child its easier than dealing with chicken pox as an adult
Adrian Clark
It was Bearenstein.
Caleb Anderson
for me, it's bang's root beer. the only root beer
Brandon Mitchell
They wrre confusing shingles with adult chicken pox. Chickenpox is more severe in adults so some parents would dekibeately expose their children.
Benjamin Sullivan
That’s a cursive r you dumbass
Isaiah Cruz
The a isnt missing, that is the actual spelling.
Kevin Clark
Looks like my fucking post got deleted. (((They're))) in the thread, guys.
Justin Evans
C3P0s silver leg
Jaxon Flores
huh?
Nicholas Baker
Yeah thats fucked up
Tyler Miller
The “n” is a a legitimate cursive r
Evan Moore
She kiss him after his breakdown; when he is in niggermode she is super pissed with him, so no kissing.
Liam Long
jesus christ
Evan Bailey
wtf? next you're gonna tell me the 'g' is really a 'q' in cursive?
James Foster
Ubisoft goes Steamworks bye bye, Always on DRM
John Morgan
BeArenstein, not Berenstein or Berenstain. I'm from the Steins;Gate worldline.
Jace Gray
No thats fucking stupid
Christopher Robinson
Dude, Lost finished eight years ago.
Brandon Myers
faggot. the only good beer is chang beer
Colton Bell
if you ask this faggot that beer is called 'charq'
Robert Roberts
Sebastian Davis
You think the author's name was bearenstein? Fucking moron.
Levi Taylor
found the canadian. '2' does not come after 'P'
James Ramirez
What? No. Just the bears.
Luis Hughes
Thread started as something Innocent
now people yells swears at each other over some letters
love it
Brody Wilson
its a Jewish thing
Hudson Murphy
Dude. I’m American. 21, taught cursive in 2nd-3rd grade. You guys are just fucking morons
Connor Mitchell
Gabriel Brown
George is a chimp, chimps don't have tails...
Austin Kelly
read the file name, einstein
Robert Hughes
It was the authors name retard. The Moron Effect.
Tyler Gonzalez
i'd like to know how many faggots are googling traffic lights right now.
Jonathan Howard
There's your problem, it was all different those two years. Some idiot teacher convinced everyone to swap the rs and ns and a bunch of other stuff.
Logan Cox
Yeah and the bears were whimsically named the same thing, but with an extra A because they are bears and the author's name sounds like bear plus some German crap.
Logan Morales
Hes a monkey
Anthony Jackson
In Ace Ventura he roughs up a guy with a monocle and says "You must be the monopoly guy".
EXPLAIN!
Levi Harris
Jaxson Brown
Asahi is where it's at man, Corona too
John Collins
He cant hes a jew shill trying to blue pill you
Cooper Bell
Script writers are people, too, and thus fallible? Oh, err, sorry! No, it's REALITY-BENDING WIZARDS!
Julian Harris
Or dimensional fuckery is afoot for unknown reasons.
Too much evidence among too many people to just ignore.
Michael Ortiz
I don't know if he's baiting or getting baited.
Matthew Miller
It's the MENGELE Effect. NOT "Mandela".
Landon Howard
So it's barg's? Sounds like someone throwing up.
Lincoln Martin
Different maps have different distortions because there's no single proper way of projecting a sphere onto a rectangle.
Colton Hill
It was the Machiavelli Effect on my earth.
Kevin Gomez
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
Christopher Ward
FINDS
Jack Moore
Stop posting that because it's already a thing.
Mason Robinson
hahaha, fucking normie
Jeremiah Mitchell
>assuming the world is a sphere
Adrian Hill
Iki wo tomemasu yappa kurushii desu
Iki wo suimasu san ni ichi
Demo kurushii desu yappa kurushii desu
Kimi ga koko ni inai no wa nande da
Iki ga dekimasu boku ikitemasu
Ikite iru noni samishii.
Demo ikitemasu waratte ikitemasu
Kimi ga koko ni inai noni nande...?
Nee waratte ii yo nee naite mo ii yo
Nee okotte ii yo suki ni natte ii yo
Nee KISU shite ii yo nee daite mo ii yo
Nee kimi dake no boku ni shite kurete ii yo
KIMI ni aemasu ATASHI ureshii desu
Ikite iru kara samishii.
Toki wo tomemasu toka itte mimasu
"Douka" to negaimasu unteach....
Nee waratte ii no? Nee naite mo ii no?
Nee okotte ii no? Suki ni natte ii no?
Nee KISU shite ii no? Nee daite mo ii no?
ATASHI dake no KIMI ni shite mo ii no kana...
Nee waratte ii yo nee naite mo ii yo
Nee okotte ii yo suki ni natte ii yo
Nee KISU shite ii yo nee daite mo ii yo
Nee kimi dake no boku ni shite kurete ii yo
"Waratteru." "KIMI datte"
"Naiteru no?" "Kimi datte"
"Suki da yo" "Boku datte"
"Mata aeru yo." "Matteru"
Matteru.
Colton Butler
I thought it was more pear shaped
Liam Wright
Another reminder that Keit-ai is already a fanfic, so stop posting this.
John Perry
so, interdimensional onanism?
Nolan Morris
Ian Wood
It's flat mate.
Gabriel Nelson
who the fuck thinks the mandela one looks right??