Speed makes my pepe the size of a peanut

>Speed makes my pepe the size of a peanut.
Then why it makes me so fucking horny?, Like serously, I would bury my dick in the ugliest chick ever atm.
Does this happen to you?
Also, general drug thread

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You have a shitty life.

Say no to drugs!

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I don't.
I work programming videogames and I've got a decent salary.
I left the "nest" with 18 years old and never came back so I could follow my dream.

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Had some great times with amphetamines and viagra. Shrinkage whilst flaccid is a fucker though.

Speed ain't cocaine Sup Forumsro

I've cum several times without being erect with this drug.
top notch sensation.

Who te heck does the lines in that way.

Bump

Totally the same for me OP.

I find the drugs that make me the horniest are also the ones that fuck with my dick the most. A night of mixing coke, speed and E is sexual torture. I'm desperate to fuck but my cock turns into a micro penis that won't get hard.

I once masturbated for 3 hours solid and finally managed to cum flaccid. It didn't feel amazing though.

Stop doing shit tier drugs and you're good.

I once got a blowjob on 100ug of lsd after drinking 8 beers and smoking at least 3g of weed. She sucked it so good my flaccid dick was swinging like a nigger for a week.

speed may have the same affect as taking cowies (the english version of molly) basically you can't get an erection and your dick shrivels up

The classic peepee irritation after nonstop monkey masturbation.
Had it serveral times, but when I cum I really enjoy it even more when flacid.
Paying 60€/g for coke is the stupidest thing ever, there isn't good coke around here anymore and it costs the same. For 60€ you get 6g of speed, which lasts longer and activates you more.

While enjoyable, this is honestly the fast track to a heart attack or stroke / brain haemorrhage, I know the frustration of a non-functioning drug dick, but you can't afford to mix uppers and viagra it's honestly been responsible for a number of deaths.

I'm gonna do some Poppers now so I can get a top notch orgasmic sensation while masturbating.
Remember guys, ain't gay if masturbating.

I'M IN THE SAME STATE RIGHT NOW AND I GET GEY EVERYTIME ON SPEED. LURKING COCK PIX THREADS.

Ever since I tried coke once and it did nothing for 20 minutes and then gave me a splitting headache for the next 8 hours, my body has associated white powders with feeling bad, so I've never tried speed.
I might soon though, I recently found out I have either ADD or ADHD and they've introduced the idea of medication.

Buying an 8ball in a few hours when my gf gets home. Just drinking beers and chilling until then.

You're gay when not on speed as well, you just don't wanna admit it and blame it on speed when it has more to do with a loss of inhibition.

Thats kinda weird because coke makes headaches go away for me.

if that was coke this is weed
>pic related

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If you take it responsibly it wont shrink your penis until the very end. You need to take it at 5pm, then go to pub/party and get drunk - bump with little at 7/8/9 and you are set for the rest of the night. When you come home with a chick at 4-5am you should have no issues.
But you seem like a retard who doesn't know anything.

I definitely have a harder time to get erect on my own, i get pretty horny too. When i'm with my GF it's a different story it works pretty normal and i also get to cum buckets. Speed makes me a bit more rough in bed which my GF totally digs.

Try taking some ibuprofen as it dilates your blood vessels thus improving bloodflow.

Well I think me feeling nothing at first might be connected to the ADHD, I put the headache to the shit being cut with something bad.
Yeah no shit, it still helped me avoid a bunch of drugs that I'm not sure I would have a good time trying, yet I've had it offered enough at times where I would have said if it wasn't for the disgust response my body has to them.

I did a couple shots of clear a few months back and masturbated for 8 hours straight. I thought that was a myth or something but holy fuck it was insane

MAYBE SINCE IM CURIOUS

Where do kids buy drugs these days anyway?

Wallmart

Is your caps lock button stuck?
Also I was being a dick, you might just be bi.

What about the more hardcore stuff like cocaine and heroin?

good question

i ended up at some gay den i was so horny on that shit and then drank all their beers and backed down from all their advances

fuck it im quitting drugs that was way too fucking weird

I'm spaniard. (Basque Country)
The north of spain has too many high quallity speed & coke dealers.
Las saturday I went to Barcelona, took a beer in a random bar, asked the barman if he knew anyone that sold coke and gave me his number.
10 mins after I was doing cocaine at the bathroom with the barman.
Pretty normal stuff at spain

The parking lot of Walmart.

those would be the fattest lines ever

said yes if it wasn't*

Thanks for the kind words, the cap lock was just to get noticed cause speedy and impatiently horny here. my bad.

Same here bro I will pop a couple adderall and my dick gets to be the size of a tic tac but I am horny as fuck. Goes limp if I don’t give it constant attention.

What about in normal countries like sweden?

>normal countries
>Sweeden
Pick one.
Also ask some of those happy rape culture sandniggers you got there

Yeah you replied reasonably and I felt bad for succumbing to my baser inclinations.
If you're impatiently horny, why not look at one of the bajillion porn threads?

Where do you pay 10 fucking euros for a gram of speed?

Spain.
Not shit quallity.
normal quallity -> 10€
excelent quallity -> 12€
holly fuck I won't be able to sleep in 3 days -> 15€

Tag danskebåden, tag til kobenhavn, drik dig fuld og bræk nogle runer ud over osterbro og sporg så omkring efter coke.

Like one user mentioned, get your hands on some Viagra or cialis and Turn your boring short fucks into eternal lasting Sex sessions. Keep your erection and hornyness for hours and days. Girl has to be on Speed, Meth, Coke etc aswell. Hornynesswise, The effects of Amphetamines are the Same for females. Just make Sure You have enough time, drugs and lube.
Record were 72 hours of nasty Sex Acts, with several Breaks inbetween.
Am doing this for over a decade now from time to time. Once You figure Out how to use drugs properly in Order to improve Sex, you'll realize that Most PPL miss Out on The Most intense Sexual plrasures possible.

I live in germany near NL border, 10 euro is a total fucking ripoff here. Even in clubs/festivals no one would ever buy speed for 10 euro/gram. Never paid more than 5 euro/gram. Best deal I had was 1.70 euros

I do, I am. Got a zillion tabs open but it's nice to have some friendly user interaction. Have a good one, mate.

Deep web

Friendly user interaction is nice and you too mate.

of course- speed is powerful sex stim
add viag and go nutto

Well, we have the 5€ 1.5g top notch weed/hash here, so it's something I guess :^)

very truth here

Thats definetly something. Even tho I live like 10mins by car from NL, weed isnt nearly as cheap here. Well, you can get some cheap stuff, but you really dont wanna smoke that. 7-8 euro/gram for decent weed is a good deal here

Popper masturbation 2nd round.
this shit is god tier.

> Be 17 year old me
> Beta virgin faggot
> Go to school dance
> Friends and I do moonrocks (mdma)
> *Chad activated*
> Flirts with some girl I barely knew
> next thing i knew i was getting yiked on
> ohshit.jpg
> It ended and shes now in my car
> we start to make out
> Holy fuck a girl is actually into me
> she wanted to suck my dick
> ohfuck.mp3
> MDMA made my dick retarded
> she gave up and left
> tried talking to her again a few weeks
> found out I am actually a pussy beta faggot
> She losses interest and never talks to me again

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Did you at least get better over time?

Whats ur dream