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Jokes on you. I take suboxone so I'm always constipated and don't really shit at all anymore.
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my toilet has the resevoir realy rip
Don't you dread the day your body says "no more"?
I've been constipated before, and it always ends up in a painful bloody mess, can't even imagine what a medically induced constipation will do to you.
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what if someone here has a colostomy?
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You actually shit blood?! Fucking hell man
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>shit blood
No, but as anyone who's ever had serious constipation will tell you, when it finally erupts, anal fissures will occur, they are painful, take forever to heal, and will result in there being blood on the toilet paper when you wipe.
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what if you sit and lean far forward
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Yep. I know that feel. I've felt like I was pushing out another person from butthole before, that's how big it was. Bloody asshole when I wipe.
A few times the shit log was so big it clogged the toilet. No joke, I had to reach in and squeeze the turd into smaller pieces and flush as I went, so a little bit would go down at a time.
I've also had the constipation shits that are all like little rabbit turds. That happens because the shit stays in your body for so long, that your body starts to reabsorb the water in the turds. So when they finally come out, they're little, dry, rabbit turd looking pieces.
I fucking hate it.
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I can't do this. I'm Indian. I have a designated street.
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>no upper decker option
come back when you have aw complete list of shitting options
only slavs can do number 8 properly
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