/f1/ Formula 1 general - crashes in pits edition

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Ricciardo

*th for /team Floersch/

Reminder that Ricciardo is a massive Chad

>drinks alcohol from his shoe
>pushes girls in the pool
>screams "MY FUCKING TIME"... unironically

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For me it's not being brain dead.

For me it's Vettel.

>all white people

wow this is racism at its finest. SHAME!

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of course, our daughters must be locked up safely, daddy can be the only one to control her body

>Ricciardo is white
>Assuming everyone identifies as their skin colour
WOW wow wow. Cut it with that casual whitewashing.

>locks up
>is going to hit Kubica
>swerves to hit championship rival Raikkonen instead

What great """""sportsmanship""""" from Lewlew.

>le Sup Forums victimhood

Can't_wake_up.jpg

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The best part is the green light at the end. It makes me smile knowing someone was watching that happen and then decided, "you know what these cars should go now".

Trips confirm.

MY

It's red because the safety car is taking the field past the pits.
Goes green once they've past.

FUCKING

youtube.com/watch?v=GBvMCWjqa6c
Hülkenberg plays tennis with Kvyat and Ricciardo, often meets Rosberg and is neighbors with Verstappen.

I know that but I want to believe they still saw that happen then decided the green light should still go ahead.

TYRES...

haha got em

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C H E A T S
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>plebs supporting drivers because muh country meme
>drivers don't support the country
The ironing

you. you know where they are?

please give them back

i need them to win the race

only drivers I can think of that were around for a while and don't/didn't live in tax havens are Ralf, Webber and Alonso

erm.... here's some pube hairs?!

In other words: nobodies that nobody will remember 3 years from now.

why is his boring cunt's head so big?

thanks mate, every little helps


tell me if you see four super-softs lying around though, i really do need 'em. otherwise it won't be my time this time

>Alonso

I remember reading about Spaniards being rustled over Alonso being a tax cheat.

Didn't fernando live in Switzerland while he was at ferrari?

he moved back to Spain

the. tires. aren't. ready.

there's a Schumacher joke in there somewhere

>Your fellow countryman thinks Seb had a moral obligation to let Kimi past because he was pretty fast the day before the race.
No I think Ferrari should have supported the guy who won qualifying, just like Mercedes have done throughout this season. It would have been nice to see - and you know that if Vettel was the guy who had won pole in Monaco, then they wouldn't have screwed up his strategy like that.

t. Autistic Shittel fan who can't admit he wouldn't have won that race if it wasn't for Ferrari fucking up Kimi's strategy.

>walking

ARGH

notice how mercedes is losing this season to ferrari

Qualifying has nothing to do with the race other than start position. If Kimi fucked his start would Ferrari still back him to beat Vettel?
You are still retarded.

The only thing Ferrari did for Kimi's strategy is give him track position stopping the undercut which was the recognised threat. And at that point in the race Mercedes were sure and I'm sure Ferrari were happy that that was enough to win the race for Kimi.

Then enter the faster driver being able to drive fast.


Just wanting to clarify again that you think a slower driver at a critical point in the race should have won because he was ever so slightly faster the day before the race.

You are retarded.

Reminder that last year Lewlew had a moral obligation to let Rosberg win the following GP's because Bossberg was faster the day before the race.
>Monaco
>Hungary
>Germany


If you don't agree with this you are a Vettel fan boy and think that he deserved to win this year's Monaco GP.

ok boys

stop feeding the nigger

>Just wanting to clarify again that you think a slower driver at a critical point in the race should have won because he was ever so slightly faster the day before the race.
No I think the team should support the driver who's earned the lead of the race - that's what teams usually do, and if it was Seb who had been leading then I don't think they would have done the strategy the same way.

>be bored
>figured I'll go troll the MotoGP thread and make a few Nicky Hayden stop sign jokes
>search catalog for MotoGP
>no thread found
>no fun allowed

What a shit category.

every user who would have posted there didn't notice the stop sign

please don't make tasteless comments at their expense.

>I don't think
Correct you don't.

Vettel was faster, Vettel won, that's called racing.
Vettel literally drove faster than simulations from Mercedes thought he would go at that point in the race. Vettel literally defied all the simulation power Mercedes has to come out of the pits first when he was still predicted to come 2nd after those crazy fast laps.

I don't see any situation where without sabotaging Vettel's crazy fast pace Kimi wins in Monaco.

So what you are saying is teams should sabotage their faster driver so a slower one can win?
You are still retarded and this post here shows more intelligence than you.

I accidentally a couple of words there.

>killed by a Peugeot 207

a fate worse than death

>I don't see any situation where without sabotaging Vettel's crazy fast pace Kimi wins in Monaco.
>So what you are saying is teams should sabotage their faster driver so a slower one can win?

That's one of the things I find so funny about people saying "Vettel only won because muh team orders".
There is literally no scenario where Kimi wins unless the team deliberately cucks Vettel.

It's just stereotypical "team orders are good when they help muh driver, but bad when they don't" plebbery.

Is >Peugeot 207 even a meme in the MotoGP thread like Tractorcunt is in /f1/ ?
Or are their feels too sensitive?

fuck idk i dont watch that shit

I watch isle of man TT onboards and thats it for 2 wheels

Its not even team orders. Look at the radio logs. No >Vettel is faster than you confirm Vettel faster than you. They don't even give Vettel any more warning of a pit or his strategy than they do Kimi. There is no observed favouritism at all.

Vettel was faster, it really is that simple. If Vettel was 0.5s slower it would have failed, that doesn't sound like Ferrari grand strategy manipulation to me. It relies way too much on Vettel to go way faster than Kimi to work, in which case Vettel is the faster driver and deserves to win anyway.

>Its not even team orders

I know, m8.
Last week (UKPleb has been crying for that long) I was saying "alleged team orders" in all my posts, and UKPleb still replying "hurr hurr so you admit it was team orders", so I stopped bothering.
No point making accommodations for people that incredibly stupid.

>still replying

*still kept replying

I really really like cars

>tfw no more riding mechanics to fix broken down McHonda's on the side of the track
Would have been very entertaining.

MotoGP threads are orders of magnitude better than this general filled with losers trying to express their ((unique)) personalities with empty shitposts

Palmer, Nasr and Sainz live in London
Gimi and Vettel don't live in Monaco
Alonso lives in UAE

I started replying again today because I remember to look up the radio logs and wanted to show him he is wrong again.
And then I remembered the merc pit wall thing and that was quite a bit of fun to look at.

Even though I was talking to a retard I got something positive out if it :^)

why do you keep replying to mentally challenged hamilton fan?

Speaks volumes that you are here then doesn't it.

So I can continue to improve the tweet I am going to send to sky f1 when they bring it up in FP1

why dont they just put a 2jz in the mclaren

Speaking from experience, Croft never reads out tweets that prove him wrong.

They read out a bunch of anti Palmer ones when they were talking about how "good" he is doing.

I don't think Crofty will bring it up but Ted will and I don't think Crofty is in the same boat. The plan is to embarrass Ted via Crofty.

That's a good thing imo

Hamilton is a wannabe chad and everyone knows it, and most of the rest of the field is spergy as fuck. And Kimi and Massa are recessing into some sorta senility.

devilish

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>losers trying to express their ((unique)) personalities with empty shitposts
Damn...

>Ted we just got a tweet all the way front NZ saying "Vettel was faster over the critical pit stop period, don't faster drivers deserve to win?", what do you think about that comment?
>*Ted spergs out about moral obligations*

I want it to happen but I don't have my hopes up.

>Vettel had the moral obligation to be slower than Kimi. The old man hasn't got many races left.

I can see him unironically saying something like this

>They read out a bunch of anti Palmer ones

Only because they wanted to use them as a strawman to push their pro-Palmer narrative.

By prove wrong I mean shit like when he recently ranted about Perez being classified as a finisher in Austria last year despite not finishing the race was because it means he can still break Heidfeld's record for consecutive finishes despite not finishing a race.

I pointed out that Heidfeld didn't finish the 2007 Japanese GP during his streak, but was still classified as a finisher.
Fucking crickets from Croft...

he's a navigator.. but I know what you mean, that would be hilarious if GP cars still carried a mechanic, watching the japanese mechanic sweat it out trying to fix the motor evry race would be epic

>watching the japanese mechanic

Oh fuck, I didn't even visualise him as Japanese.
That makes it so much better.

It would be more amusing to see him unable to fix it.

>This engine cannot be fix Alonso-san! It go bang! No able to come back!
>In not fix engine, I dishonour Honda and glorious board of director. I must take honourable way out!

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heartbreaking

I wonder where do latin american drivers live. Checo, Gutierrez and Pastor

Is there a more overrated driver than Kubica? He had one won on a fluke when the leaders crashed into each other. Yet people act like he was some Senna-reborn who was on his way to 6 championships.

england

Rhinoplasty.

Lada in F1 when?

>66667

When we throw our president off the cliff.

>Palmer, Nasr and Sainz live in London
weren't around for long, will move when they stay probably
>Gimi and Vettel don't live in Monaco
Switzerland, for the same reasons

>776
Pottery

>Alonso lives in UAE
Sauce? I thought he lived in Spain.

I had a dream last night about a Deltawing smashing into a wall and getting totally rekt. If this happens at Le Mans we may assume I have magical powers.

Just wanted to say that I LOVE the bbc

Which one

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I love posting BBC films on Sup Forums

haha :P

But that's a sfw board :/

*disappears to siberia*

Which came first "big black cock" or "British Broadcasting Corporation" ?

using cock for penis isn't an old thing

Bitches Be Crazy

A cock is a male chicken.