When u realize that the so-called "first world" isn't much better than ur 3rd world shithole

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but it is? in almost every regard.

i am doing good here, and i have no idea how i would survive in a 3th world shithole.

>i am doing good here,
what makes you think we don't?

That's because first world only meant you were allied with the u.s. and agaist the soviet union (second world), everything else about it is wrong.

Have you even set foot upon a first world country?

Yes. Lived for 2 years in the U.S.A, if you consider it 1st world, that is.

Europe has had more terrorist attacks than my country in the past decade. And we're still known for being a dangerous country. How is that shit even possible?

You're 2nd world, stop the drama

my brother from another mother

hmm

really makes you think

Please, don't fall for the Sup Forums memes, user.
There were zero (read: 0, none) deadly terror attacks in Germany in 2017.

What truly matters isn't flashy crime, but regular everyday crime. In this regard, Europe is far better.

How's the violence thing going on there? I wouldn't say Colombia is bad aside from that

>if you consider it 1st world
No, I don't. First world nations have proper public healthcare.

>There were zero (read: 0, none) deadly terror attacks in Germany in 2017
doubtful. I've heard about a couple. There was a recent dude chimping out with a achete in one of your subway stations

It only affects port and rural areas. City life is no different than any different cunt besides the fact that traffic is truly shit

Wasn't a terror attack, mentally ill German/American.

theres always a fucking fagot that brings this up
why dont you stfu m8

>Wasn't a terror attack
How do you call it in germany then?

An incident with an aggressive psychotic person? Don't you have these?

Yes. They aren't that common tho. Nice quads btw

He is totally right and it is good to be reminded of the correct terminology.

0 terrorist attacks in finland. Only few school shootings by ugly kv mongoloids

It's useless terminology. Get with the times, you contrarian faggot. You know perfectly well what people are talking about with the modern usage of those terms.

Third worlders have no idea lol.

UK Virgin Islands
>8.37 per 100,000
US Virgin Islands
>52.64 per 100,000

Tвн the only thing that really rustles my jimmies about the 1st world is that they earn like 5 times more than what i earn. I literally have to become a proto-oligarch to earn what a McDonald's employee earns in Germany

why is finland so murdery

>he still follows the three-worlds model

Blame your country's corrupt as fuck government

Everything's awfully more expensive as well. Plus you don't get a constant influx of gibmedat faggits putting a strain on your country (at least not as much)

>Everything's awfully more expensive as well.
I'm well aware they pay like 50% of their salary in taxes. Then again what they have left is already 3 times my meager salary-let.
Also they are already at the top of expensiveness. A 1st worlder can go anywhere and after changing his euros he can wipe his ass with the fuccboi currency of the other country. My roubles or your pesos ain't worth shit anywhere.

We live better than you Ivan.
But don't think lower absolute worth of your money equals also the absolut purchasing power.

we earn more than you and also pay more than you for most goods.

All in all we have an easier life but not by 3 times as easier.
I would say 1,2times better here than in Russia.

On the other hand you can see the good things decreasing here quite rapidly. Save jobs are rare. Hire and fire gets more and more Normal.
Wages didn't really increase anymore since the 90s. The prices still did tho. You can't really go anymore at night in some areas even in medium cities. Crime increased a lot.

Also optimism is rare. Since it has been a long time since things improved. Our youth only seen thing getting worse so far.

it is, dont kid yourself

memes aside, our countryside is comfy af. This applies for most 3rd world cunts anyway

Oh yeah, and the whole thing about having no freedom of speech and anyone who criticizes Putin dies in a mysterious accident.

kys commie

How the fuck is Turkey more dangerous than India?

he's right tho. It's possible to have decent free healthcare and still be a non commie cunt

>USA lower than fucking Liberia, Best Korea and Rwanda
confirmed 3rd world

If you have enough money, this continent is the nicest. The people are good enough to guarantee you feel great. When you sorround yourself with good company, and don't have to worry much about money, things like hdi or gdp don't matter

Hdi never matters

Do you think India has the bureaucracy necessary to report all countryside murders?

Really deep Ecuabro. Also HDI is biased towards socialist countries. That's why you see countries like Cuba and Venezuela ranked higher than most other Latin American countries

When huezilians and east yuroos started to invade it.
Luckily the 2008 crisis hit us and now we're only 3rd world economically instead of sociologically

I think it is nice to live in my country
not sure how first world could be any better than this

I know, but that's what is mentioned the most when people here brag about being first world.
It's funny because first worlders seem to be the most depressed here

- better infrastructure
- higher IQ populace
- not living in constant threat of being randomly robbed by a shirtless nigger. (they're starting to experience this tho)
- be able to walk at night stress-free
- make more money for the same amount of work
Still beauty is in the eye of the beholder and people tend to see the grass greener on the other side of the fence. There are downsides about being a 1st order as well

>There are downsides about being a 1st order as well
for example?

>he's a cityfag
lmao

- sudoku rates
- higher rates of some diseases
- pollution
- be a target for terrorism
- indivdualism (some might see this as a good thing)
- immigration from poorer cunts

"1st world" was a buzz phrases those western hypocrites invented to make themselves look special in the eyes of the rest of the world when in reality theyre just as broken as the rest of us, if not even more broken.


currently the so called "first world" is undergoing severe cultural rot.

don't listen to him, it's the same colombian that closes his eyes and ears to ignore any map and statistic that might shine a bad light over his country, and then tries to convince everyone that he lives on a literal paradise, and that you should go visit and that the FARC are a bed story for children and not real at all

i'm the guy you're talking about, this is my first post in the thread, and you should stop being obsessed with us, please

not sure if you're up-to-date with the latest happenings. Don't think so considering our countries are very distant from each other and don't have a strong relationship like our relation with Panama or the USA. Here's a small update btw:
- Farc fully demobilized. There are like 100 dissiddents scattered throughout the southeastern amazon though but this wont affect you in the slightest if you like in a city like 80% of the population.
- >tries to convince everyone that he lives on a literal paradise
it's not, but it is quite close to it.
- >and that you should go visit
Fuck no. We're full ad we're irrelevant

Actually people in developed countries have a lot more opportunity to succeed than in shitholes like us. It may seen not to because this board is full of first world neet losers.

I'm not obsessed, you show up methodically everytime someone talks about Colombia and if you fail to convince people that Colombia is heaven on Earth, then you just shift it into "well, yeah, but that shit doesn't happen on my city/region/neighborhood"
this is also the first time I point it out, you're just turning into a meme, like how I know there's a poleaboo argie girl not because I'm obsessed with her, but because she won't stop going on about it and telegraphing it to everyone

that guy is obsessed with us , don't give him a serious reply, he constantly uses proxies to talk shit about colombia and talk good about argentina, he is also a huge weeb and is obsessed with the rest of the southern cone and slavic countries, have ever see that jap proxy that spams about poland? well there's not a pole behind that

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you're just as obsessed it seems

not me either
wasn't even aware there was someone going around doing that
don't see how claiming I'm a proxy would make any of the attempted rationalization that living on a 3rd world country is just as good as living on a 1st world one either

that pole is an actual pole
frequents /lat/ and is learning spanish

he is always following me, i try not to give him replies but he insists, and also tries to pretend he is somebody else

he seems a little fucked in the head to be honest


we got a lot of his type here

>he thinks he can fool anyone
you're just obsessed with slavic shitholes

>who criticizes Putin dies in a mysterious accident.
Yes, sure. You want to believe

lol wut?

nevermind

dude, I've seen that same ukranian saying the same things about Colombia, Mexico and Chile. He's definitely a Ukranian

>but it is?
>An incident with an aggressive psychotic person?
Go back to Tumblr, you passive-aggressive uptalking piece of shit.

russia is literally Mad Max tier


you fuck with the mob, you die real fast there


life is cheaper than a bottle of vodka in mordor

it's not a fucking ukranian goddamn, you're just falling for his shit, that guys spends his whole fucking day in here, he uses multiple proxies on most of the threads he goes in, have you seen the argie and the chilean that spam anime together? it's just 1 guy and it's that guy

ah yes, literally anyone that could have any kind of liking for Argentina is an argie using a proxy
solid argument, you can just point at anyone and claim they're a proxy conspiring to make Argentina look better on an anonymous malaysian boat appreciation forum

you are worse than tumblr trying to expand the definition of terrorism to all acts of violence

this

those fucking ukies just want a free trip to south america so they can establish their organized criminal activities there and compete for power.

Are you retarded, Ahmed? I'm complaining about his writing pattern, which is suitable for a teenager girl.

t. Poorer drugfilled shithole

You know he's right. Like Singapore. Singapore is First World Right?

you autistic?

>anyone that could have any kind of liking for Argentina is an argie using a proxy
no, there a lot of people that like argentina, you're just too obvious with your proxies
dude please, you're making me go fucking insane, stop the obsession with us and stop following every fucking post that i make or that you think it's me

All vaild points. I've seen the argument that suicide is a good measure of success if you consider it a luxury.

No, autistic people lack interpretation skills. If anything, you're the one undermining yourself by not getting basic shit straight.

>This statement coming from this flag
I still like you bruh

>you're making me go fucking insane
Well, all your posts from onwards scream schizophrenia, I'll give you that

then please stop you're obsession about this country, if you don't like it it's okay, if you want to use proxies to talk good shit about argentina well go ahead, i don't give a fuck, but stop the fucking obsession

>brazil

Wellp, I told you I'm not a proxy, however I'm too lazy to prove it, much like you, but because of all this string of replies you've given me, I might start shit talking Colombia at any chance I get and to stalk you. Or maybe I won't.
I'm definitely taking notes of you
like the way you type
or the naming you use on your pics
this will be fun
assuming I'll do it, who knows

Boy those Virgins sure are a violent bunch

>pretending that you don't already do it

why are The Bahamas and Trinidad and Tobago ranked so low? I thought they were a developed tourist monies and petroshekels countries respectively

India barely reports their crime user

I wouldn't call it excessively violent or anything like Russia/Colombia/Mexico.

haha, you caught me ;)
I have a ~300 kb txt file just about you on my desktop
all this chatting gave me a whole lot more of information, thank you

>- sudoku rates
admittedly some first world countries like japan and south korea are notorious for this, but generally it's not that related to n-world thing. as far as suicide stats goes, 2nd or 3rd world countries tend to be in higher places.
>- higher rates of some diseases
meh, i think all in all first world countries have better health conditions than 3rd world countries, which still have lots of infections that have already been eradicated in first world.
>- pollution
generally, modern first world countries have stricter environmental protection standards, and have more advanced service based industries, which emit less pollutants than conventional industries do, so it seems that pollution grew more serious in emerging economies like china nowadays.
>- be a target for terrorism
true, but not all first world countries suffer this.
>- indivdualism (some might see this as a good thing)
depends
>- immigration from poorer cunts
maybe

Your head is full of memes
Colombia and the USA/Europe/Japan are like complete different worlds

trust me, it's not THAT much different

Why do 3rd worlders kill and rape 1st worlders every time we visit your cunts or you come to ours then?

Sure thing amigo

hmmm. millions of foreigners come every year and this is the first time I hear of such thing.

>tfw they're building a ciclovia crossing through the favela.
Even Norway has poverty camps m8

Norwegians dont live in those and the rapefugees that do are a minuscle % of the population.
Stop being so deluded jesus.

I just came to say that even after the crisis and during the crisis argentina (including the rebel province) is the only country in southamerica that isn't complete shit. Chile doesn't count, we are antarcticamerican.

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