Having sex with my girlfriend for the first time. I'm really nervous...

Having sex with my girlfriend for the first time. I'm really nervous, Are there any tips you guys can give me to make sure we have a good time?

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bust a nut before so you last longer

>fuck her doggy style
>pull out when she is close to cumming
>shove your dick as far up her ass as fast and hard as possible
>yell "Surprise!" while doing so

Don’t vomit.

Have her take a running start and try to land squarely on your erection.

Try really hard not to think about losing your erection as you put on the condom.

Don't be nervous. Remember it's not porn. Humans are natural. Don't over think anything. Just go with the flow. Obviously kissing and foreplay is a beginning, ease into it, don't be afraid to actually speak and say "Do you want to do so and so" and when you get the go ahead, slam for the winning, they don't care about size, that's jew programming, so as long as you feel comfortable, they will 90-100%. 10-20 minutes is good enough.

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This user tells the truth

>eat 2 cans of chili beans and 5 boiled eggs an hour before hand
>have her start off licking your asshole, if she refuses 69
>fart as hard as you can

I have just two words of advise
>donkey punch

Forget all the porn industry, it's happen like that in real life

, it's not

>go to kitchen
>grab saucepan, a fork, salt, pepper, whip cream
>enter back into bedroom
>tell gf something is behind her
>whack gf over head with saucepan
>hit her again to make sure she's cold
>cover dick in salt and pepper
>place fork in ass(down to you if yours or hers)
>cove yours and gf's head in whip cream
>get on the floor
>do the dinosaur

You need to realize - and accept - that neither of you has any idea what you're doing. Don't be self-conscious. There is NO pressure. IT absolutely WILL NOT be the best sex of either of your lives. Own it. Have fun. Make each other laugh. That's the best thing you can do.

Thanks. That actually makes me feel a lot better about it. I'm probably just overthinking things

This is OP. Just one more querion: Should I even worry about making sure I put pressure on the clit? I assume I just make sure I hit the roof of the vag if that's the case. Tell me if I'm off base lol

Just know that there are guys willing to die to be in your position. Don't fuck it up.

>make sure we have a good time
you wont, get used to the thought

If her dick is bigger than yours, you will have to be on the receiving end.

Use an electric drill with a clitoral attachment.

you won't be able to stimulate her clit with your dick. You need to rub it with your hand, unless she does so herself.

Don't forget the ol' finger in her ass move.

Yea. Forgett this and give her to me.

Nigger, you better make her come with your fingers or tongue on the clit before fucking her, because the odds of her coming from being fucked are very low.

the hottest image i've ever seen

If its her first time and you care about her feelings be slow and ask before doing anything. Let her set the pace if she knows what she is doing tell her you dont and she will rock your world with little effort required by you. Girls take losing their virginity real serious especially if they are young like 15 they want it to be really special so do your best to make her comfortable. If you care about her i mean.

Yeah, be sure to ask if you can slap her face and call her a dirty little whore who just shamed her father before you do it.

Tie her up.
Blindfold her.
Invite a bunch of your friends.

Sad but true, only a 10 percent chance of her getting a orgasim. Work that clit like it owes you. GLHF!

Commemorate the moment with a keepsake video.

ask her what she likes, nigga its that simple

After you fuck here (make sure you cum first) lay her on her back and finger her till she cums. She'll fall for you

Dick in pussy works 99.9999999% of the time. The other is ass or mouth so have fun

make sure you get her to sign a consent form and get it notarized you rapist

Heh, calling a girl your "girlfriend" before even having sex. Sounds like some middle school romance.

Ok retard

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Rub cocaine into the head of your dick first

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Use Ben-Gay as lube to add some spicy heat. She'll love it.

Sup Forumsros not OP but in a very similar situation, 20yo virgin
how do you finger a girl?
can I a quick rundown?