Long time lurker so don't roast me but I'm going to share the story oh how I lost my virginity

Long time lurker so don't roast me but I'm going to share the story oh how I lost my virginity.

I'll start a few years ago.
">be me, high school senior"
">be bi but suppress my gay urges cause miss me with that gay shit"
">have a gf"
">two years younger than me"
">date her because she's into me"
">one day I go to her house after school"
">parents aren't home, won't be home for about an hour and a half"
">ohshit.jpg"
">finally gonna lose my virginity"
">always been self-conscious about body/dick size"
">hopefully this'll give me more confidence"
">start slow, eating her out"
">tastesgross.png"
">dick is soft as a noodle
">she asks if I have a condom"
">go get one from backpack worried about dick situation"
">go to put it on, still soft"
"fuckfuckfuck.pdf"
">can't get it hard"
">embarrassed but decide to just make her feel good"
">at some point try watching porn in the bathroom to get hard, get flaccid when I walk out"
">give up"
">guessimgay.gif

">graduate, hardly see gf during summer"
">body issues never leave, can't do anything about a small dick"
">start school at jc"
"gf breaks up with me around the end of the year"
">wonderwhy.img


Well fellas that was part one

">time passes, present day
">too nervous about performance issues, avoid getting intimate with girls
">gay urges return, consider a guy"
">don't want anyone I know knowing"
">whatdoido.gif"
">retard idea use craigslist to be discreet"
">look for someone older as I def don't want to see someone near my age"
">eventually find someone relatively close, in their 30's"

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“>ad reads something like:

Need a bj, am open to more but only if we’re feeling it, I’d be top

">perfect, get in contact"
">guy barely says anything, only sends dick pic no face pic"
">maybe he's a murder"
">pleaseendmysuffering.jpeg"
">go to his house anyway, feel pretty trashy but whatever"
">guy is awkward, talks softly"
">once in his room he starts intensely feeling me up"
">starts s
ucking my nips"
">ohfuck.gif"
">stay mellow"
">pulls out his dick"
">start sucking it, expected it to taste bad, doesn't taste like anything"
">try to deep throat"
">gag on his dick, throw up a bit like five times, manage to keep it down"
“>dick soft as a noodle”
“>Pulls out a condom”
“>wut.jpg”
“>might as well go all the way”
“>get down on his bed”
“>spits in my ass, sticks his dick inside”
“>knew it would hurt upon entering”
“>thought it would eventually feel good”
“>nope just hurts, feels like I have a shit that I just can’t get out”
“>doesn’t feel better at any point”
“>says someone's coming over so we’ll need to finish”
“>whole thing was about 30 min”
“>dick never got hard”
“>erectiledysfunction.rip”
“>realize that I’ve been with a guy and girl and my dick was soft both times”

Well Sup Forumstards that's how I lost my anal virginity, and realized that I have erectile dysfunction or something.

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Being so new you can’t even greentext

Fucking nice dude. But I imagine you've gotten hard from porn and shit haven't you?

>op is a fagget

tl;dr

>put the greater-than sign
">before the quotation"
>you fucking newfag

I wasn't fucking around, I never fuck around. literally.

Did you try turning your dick off and on again?

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Hey bud. Performance Anxiety. It’s a thing.
Get a 10mg oxazepam pill and take an hour before sexytimes. You’ll relax.

If you want to go on heat though... POPPERS

I'm not a newfag, I'm a autistic, get it right retard

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yeah I get hard when I watch porn, but I think it's part of the problem

def considered but never did research, will check this out thanks

Also ask her to wash with just fresh water for hygiene, she will appreciate it as honesty-,before you hook up. Also, gay phase for practice is fine just experiment have some fun but remember to be careful and come back to put a bun in an oven.

Gl.

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I too am still getting used to having been locked away from computer for 5 years. Hehe hacked NASA. house arrest.

One more thing, have a bottle of water with you at all times so that you can always re-moisturise your mouth, you can always spit any taste out into a Towel. She knows this is experience speaking and will fucking get very horny about that she knows this is experience speaking and will fucking get very horny about that.

legit pro tip I've never heard

How much do you fap? I tend to quite a bit but I almost always get hard from the foreplay

what's a popper? or is that the product name

sometimes everyday if not everyday then like 4 times a week

I think this is a better story to greentext (and you can do it properly this time)

What kind of stuff do you fap to then? I know there are some people who are into some fucked up shit that when those elements are missing they can't orgasm.

I tried to but fucked it up lol, should I repost it then? I thought I would get lambasted tho

pretty normal hetero stuff, occasionally hentai but I'm turned off by a lot it, not into loli's or tentacles or small guys or giant breats.

It’s a liquid that evaporates so you sniff it. You can buy them online. Be warned that those that get using them too often will become dependent on them to get off sufficiently. So treat them like once a month role reversals if you want to give being pegged a go. It’s fun and good if you get in to the habit of colonic cleansing. It’s goid for you. Also, will prevent you having to see the doc about an oversized prostate when you’re older. It’s a body care tip. If I can think of any more i’ll Jot them down as I go. Glad to help pal. The poppers kick in INSTANTLY you will go from “I feel awkward” to “TAKE ME IMMEDIATELY RIGHT MOW MY GUY”.

was great experience.

I’m married by the way for 20 years this June. Met the right one at 17. She’s an angel in life and bed. One of the good ones.

Dominant of the streets, submissive in the sheets (and open minded as fuck).

goals tbh, thank you very much