What's the worst movie experience you've had on a plane?

What's the worst movie experience you've had on a plane?

A woman masturbating near me.

>worst

Just because you put the word "movie" in the sentence, doesn't mean it's Sup Forums?
We all know you are making a Sup Forums tier thread because you want stupid comments about your pic.

None.

I once watched Shaun of the Dead on my PSP the whole was through with no interruptions.

>white "men"

>tfw a manchild sits next to me

>sitting in his own space
>not even taking the arm rest
>leaning away from his seat mate
>sleeping and not trying to force conversation

fuck that nigger

I was on a flight and He's Just Not That Into You was the movie.

>watch 1hr of movie
>feel sick
>go be sick
>start puking every 15m
>have to give up on film
>spend remaining 4hrs puking/dry-heaving every 15m

>Bing! Bing!
>1 UP!
>WAHOOOOOOOO!

We watched The Force Awakens. I got horny so I went to the bathroom and took my pants off and jerked it. Decided my pants were to stinky so went back to my seat and sat next to a nigger. I then accidently fell asleep cause the movie sucked. People took photos of the whole incident.

She was probably fat and old

you smell like shit, user.

one time a guy started playing skyrim next to me

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I never had a movie on any flights I've been on, coincidentally my Dad go to watch The Queen (2006) on his flight. Lucky motherfucker.

>don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired

>plane

I sat next to a really cute girl after we each finished a month-long Europe tour. It was a 9 hour flight and we had nothing to do besides read quietly, watch movies, or talk.

We talked for maybe ten minutes.

I found out her name and creeped on her for a while after.

Twelve years ago I had to take a nine hour flight so I borrowed a portable dvd player from my friend and I didn't plan ahead so 15 minutes before I had to leave to catch my flight I went to the library and rented Milo and Otis + The Spongebob movie on DVD because they were the first things I saw on the rack.

Spongebob was better but it was pretty neat

>plane
That's a train, user, you can tell by the six square foot flat windows.

>tfw still bring my nintendo ds lite from like 10 years ago with me when I travel because there are no good games for my phone
Don't bully me pls

>plane turns suddenly

yeah, i know about the screencap too

14 hour flight from Shanghai to Detroit. Chinese mother let her kid shit over an open diaper in the floor (kid was like 5 years old). Left on floor for 6 hours left in flight.

This is why I can't play my 3ds in public anymore.
Fuck you guys.

If it makes you feel any better the last time I saw somebody playing a 3ds it was a big tattooed guy with a shaved-head playing Mario outside a courtroom.

Disgusting.

>I was sitting on this plane with my niggaz

>ten hour transatlantic on plane with monitors in the back of headrests
>autistic spanish man behind me plays balloon popping game the entire flight, despite repeated requests to stop
>can feel every time he pushes the screen

>Denver to ATL in poor weather
>have to land in Mobile after obese woman has medical emergency
>it was just heartburn
>miss my connection and get stranded for day and a half

>group of Hasidic Jews on plane
>one 20-something man refuses to sit next to my mother for religious reasons
>full plane but won't change seats unless he's given a refund or upgraded to first class
>plane almost grounded, guy, me, and two other passengers almost kicked off for arguing
>my poor mother mortified the whole time

Flying sucks.

much like their entire nation. go to any city in China and its people shitting in the street or kids pissing in restaurants on the floor

You should have started a racewar with that kike

>Ching Chong, my son...

What happens when China asks the US to repay its loans, when there's no more money in the federal reserve?

I'll tell you. War.

Sorry, I hope you are just trolling here, but treasury bonds don't work like that. China needs to buy and hold onto bonds to keep the RMB devalued

The worst thing you can do in an argument like that is to go racial/religious. I could have called him a rat kike, but then he and his father could immediately claim victim status and would have prioved to themselves that their behavior is fine except for antisemites. Much better to stand your ground, stay calm, and let literally every other passenger and crew in the plane see them make fools of themselves.

This crazy faggot named seeayeayy tried to shoot me before throwing me out of the plane then my boss crashed it with no survivors

>the_most_finnish_image_I_have.jpg

>tried to shoot me before throwing me out of the plane
And that concerns you? You'd rather fall to your death than be shot first?

There was a flight I was on where I made the decision to put in Inception. After 30minutes of flight a person next to me said "YO I'LL BLOW UP A BUILDING" you know the rest of the flight.

>YO I'LL BLOW UP A BUILDING
And then he was thrown out, right?

>when you've never been on a plane

fuck y'all ;_;

Nice fucking blog, faggot.

You should go see the world

going to an airport and waiting in all those fucking lines is the worst part of travelling.

What's the best part?

i can't :(((((((((((((

Would rather go on Greyhound. It takes longer but I literally do nothing but the internet so it would be fine with my phone. Planes seem like a bigger hassle.

>my jordans hurt
>I can see this german guy's manpussy through his speedo shorts
>do this blonde behind me know she look like Tin Tin
>what kind of snack trolley doesn't have henessey and grape faygo
>I wish I was in Haarlem

My brother.
We'll get on there one day, and it'll probably be really shitty seeing as plane travel sounds like it keeps getting worse and worse.

...

Nah, everyone in the WTC died, but I jumped out.

>I called the stewardess and said
>BITCH I'm gettin thirsty

People have gotten fatter and they cram more of us on flights. Look up any photos of the inside of planes from the 50s or 60s. Pure bliss.

t. fat fuck

>Milo and Otis
Fun fact "no animals were harmed in the creation of this film" is conspicuously absent from the end of the credits in this movie.

every time someone mentions that movie, someone has to say it

can't i enjoy my cute animal movie for once

>Planes seem like a bigger hassle.
Yes but fewer hobos, junkies, and whores. So you know, pros and cons.

I decided to watch Bridesmaids on my flight to the UK a couple year, and in the first fucking 5 minutes Kristen Wiig is fucking someone or something, and I'm in the middle rows of this goddamned widebody where there's kids next to me. They keep looking up at her fucking riding this guy and I'm trying to turn the goddamned thing off and the worst thing about it all is BEFORE this I couldn't stand Kristen Wiig so I'm losing my goddamned shit trying to turn it off anyways.

I was gonna come in here and shitpost until you guys triggered my worst flying memory, thanks for that.

I once watched a movie about a plane, on a plane.

I dunno what happened though, i remember there was a flight plan, a fire rose and a doctor too.

It was awful from what i remember, they shot them before throwing them off the plane. really bad

Trying to watch quantum of solace while the quality was shit and the audio kept cutting in and out and quality continued to deteriorate until it was unwatchable and the rest of the movies were so bad I didn't even bother

>stuck on trans pacific flight
>15 hours long
>watch miss congeniality twice, back to back
>hated it the first time
>in the middle seat, between a drunk nip drooling on my shoulder
>and a samoan motherfucker with 6ft wide shoulders.
I was close to pulling the emergency exit.

*bing bing* WAHOO *1-up!*

Anytime I've flown or even ridden a greyhound I just force myself to fall asleep right away until the rest stops or end of the trip.

>*bing bing* WAHOO *1-up!*
What did he or she look like?
or was it you?

>you'll never get to sit next to comfy black guys

;_;

There was a fucking faggot playing his lil nintendo 3ds and didn't even have the audacity to put in headphones

it's a train, but I don't give a fuck

>be canadian in denver
>want to go home
>want to ride the train through the mountains
>cant figure out amtrak's site
>go and pay ticket agent at station
>ride train through denver, utah and nevada
>watching my laptop in reno
>poke in the shoulder
>us marshall badge in my face
>guy asks me standard questions about money and weapons once
>asks me if I have weed 10 times
>tells me it's ok if I do
>says they were worried I was avoiding flying and TSA for a reason

I get that interstate trafficking is a felony and they can fine you a shit load to avoid jail time. But I just played dumb so he would go away faster.

n0ot worst but watched 8 episodes of the flash in a rope on a 18 hour flight

ty based quentin

I think you mean 'had the audacity to not put in headphones'

>ty based quentin
No. It's not a good thing.
That dead meme of a man and his mutts ruined my fun.

good

I tried watching that Byran Cranston Godzilla on an international flight to feel less bored, but I still ended up being bored as fuck.

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD

Is that Jim Gaffigan next to him?

Who here /never been on a plane/?

I WISH I COULD FLY

My boss said I could only haveone passenger on the plane, but then I had three. One o fthem wore a mask and told me he'd shoot me.

the plane later had to land becase this guy got shirtless and kept whispering in a strange voice and kept saying "FOR YOU" and "PLAN".

I was trying to watch TDKR, it ruined the movie for me. Never watched it past the first five seconds.

I wstill wodner wat that movie is about...

i lived in china for a year and never saw anyone shitting in the street
plenty of guys peeing in bushes though

>that last one
Fucking kikes do this shit
All the time they say "excuse me this isn't the kosher meal I ordered"
"Sir we don't serve kosher on this flight"
"Well then I demand to be upgraded to first class"
Every other time I'm on a plane with these fucks
It's always something

>Just because you put a question mark at the end of the sentence, doesn't mean it's a question?

How did you like it the second time?

Tattoofags are the biggest manchilds alive desu familiarinio.

>not listening to your favorite podcasts on a plane instead

Nigger, are you retarded? The pic is a generic one related to his post.

Honestly thought this was a black guy next to his pregnant white gf

fuck you Sup Forums I am leaving forever