Ausfag Thread

Ausfag Thread

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Post Melbourne nudes

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Bumperino

4119 represent
So missus used the veet hair removal cream today and it’s super smooth - better jan I thought

Should I give it a shot so she doesn’t get hair in her mouth when she’s sucking in my balls. I generally wax or shave instead.

Post pics or gtfo

G’day from Perth cunts

Ay gongfag here

3023 rep

Literally who?

Of my cock?
I don’t know how i feel about /b seeing my cock

Wollongong
Do you even Aussie

Hey fag I live near you. Post western suburbs nudes

Of your gfs cunthole you massive fucking faggot. Show us the pink.

sup cunts, 25/m/2770 reporting in from the ghetto aka struggle street

Another cunt from Perth here.

No one fucking cares where you are from, cunts. Post nudes

I have a dick

Suck an asshole get your own pussy

Well post a picture of you dick then, mate.

Kek no gf confirmed. Why do people lie on the internet?

Show us your gfs pussy then tough cunt

Soneone post pics. I don’t wanna be the first.

Got some Wollongong sheilas.

Samefag

sup cunts, sydney faggot reporting in fuck ya dawgs

Only a fag would put wife/gf pussy on /b
Sluts are fine

This is all you get faggot
> (You)
>
>Samefag

No im not that cunt

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Gfs pussy pics or gtfo fag

Can tell from the tiles you live in a shithole
Probably a skank pussy that

Newcastle anyone?

MODS

I dont live with her she aint my gf either just some bird that sends me lewds and noods on sc this chick lives dosn in cambra

Guarantee you weren’t the first dick in that vag, and you won’t be the last, cuck.

ex newy fag here,

pingas at kingas brudda, where bouts in newy you from?

>asks for pussy
>cries mods
She's 19

Made for aboriginal cock

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>says he has a gf
>posts pic
>gets shit for middle tier pussy
>s...she’s not my g...girlfriend
Kys cuck

Fuck off to alice springs you black dog

BASED

Shes not just posted to shut your cunt ass up but clearly that didnt work you

Honeysuckle.

Haha fucking Ping Street...

No post a picture of your dick, faggot.

Flop or hard?

Hard with a timestamp

Sure i aint posting face though

>post newy nightlife stories

onetime i was standing at the bus station (no trains classic newy) it was about midnight. There were maybe 4 other people standing with me, we were standing in silence. out of nowhere one of the guys punches the other guy (they didnt know each other). then the guy who threw the punch starts apoligising and gives the guy his wallet and we're all like 'what the fuck dude'.

finally the bus came and the assaulter didnt get on it, he just sat down at the seat, looking at his hands.

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Whatever cunt just post your fucking dick, faggot.

You are calling him a faggot... then asking to see his dick in the same sentence?

you seem very eager to see his dick

you're all faggots, show us ya dicks

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Still waiting for the dick pic, samefag

4031 cunt on some gang shit

You don’t want to see me nude cunt

brisbane?

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Reppin' the 4501 for youze cunts.

Trains are fucked. When out played some board games - Red Dragon is pretty fun. Got back home. Back home and comfy in the existential dread that is my neet cave.

MelbAnon here got laid last night with the prettiest girl I have ever seen. I don't have her phone number and I'm going to an hero if I don't meet her again.

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Melbourne is full of wankers, even more so than Sydney.

Wrong assumption but I'm glad you're letting it off your chance friendo.

>Melbourne is full of wankers

Agreed

anyone going to the grand prix tomorrow?

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Melbourne
>hipster wankers
Sydney
>Lebo cunts
Brisbane
>bogan hillbilly cunts
Adelaide
>Actually a pretty based city
Perth
>laziest people in Australia
Darwin
>abos
Hobart
>inbreds

this guy knows what i want

New years eve at The Brewery (cant recall exactly which year) some chick was carrying on like a 24 carat cunt at her boyfriend infront of everyone.
While she was waving her arms around like a twat she dropped her phone. She bent down to pick it up and shit herself. White leggings confirmed it instantly to everyone.
The whole place fucking lost it. That gigantic bouncer who used to do ID checks laughed for about 20 minutes.

>Adelaide
>Based
user...

fucking hate this place

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Fuck off we're full

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Brisbane here. You're all pussy faggot's who need to smoke more weed and fuck bitches.

hey
im offened

actually this is pretty correct,
except Adelaide. world biggest retirement village

sorry to waste you time

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mate who's been playing some Indian Dreaming down at the pokies mate, followed by a noice burnout with a classic holden mate. good times cunts

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‘TIME TO FAP MATES’

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>king st mcdonalds
>be hungry as fuck, again around midnight
>king st mcdonalds is notorious for fights pretty much every weekend (for those fags elsewhere)
>sit down with a large cheeseburger meal, extra fries
>fuckyes.jpg
>finish meal
>fight breaks out
>two silverback bogan douches
>their friends join in
>four silverback bogan douches
>chairs flying everywhere
>lol where are the cops.avi
>they chase each other out the doors
>somone gets tapped by an SUV
>still hungry
>girl on drugs comes and sits next to me with a cheese burger
>i guess she forgets what she's doing because she leaves and doesnt touch the cheese burger
>freeburger.jpg

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Post ass

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fuck you cunts are lazy posters

Not lazy, just Australian Mate. Its the fuckin weekend.

suck me awff

yeah nah get fucked aye

All I wanted to know was will veet hair removal cream burn my balls

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adelaide? based?

nigga have you even tried drinking the water? that shit will literally give you aids.

Newcastle or go fucking neck yourself stupid gook cunts

Tweed heads midday fuckers.
Went to a party tonight but couldn't drink so left early, doing drum editing at home.
Why the fuck do you guys uses postcodes, just say your fuckin Suburb

Get the veet for sensitive skin. It has aloe in it. It will give a mild tingle to the balls, but wont burn. Just use one application. If you put it on multiple times in a day...it starts to burn. Same advice if you use it on your butt.

fuckin newy ay

post twixie or fuck off cunt

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Ayy

I mean, that's basically the dream.