I need a girlfriend... very very badly

I need a girlfriend... very very badly.

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Have you tried going outside?

You want one very badly, you're at no risk of dying from a girlfriend deficit.

Here’s a thought. Shave your neck beard and go get one

and i need some weed
really,really bad

A wife is better than a girlfriend.

I would disagree. Loneliness tends to make bad situations worse.

You can be my girlfriend user

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Then go get one. It's not that hard.

And why can’t you get one?
What’re your troubles?

This. I have a cute gf and I’m a piece of shit.

Sure it can have detrimental effects on mental health, but it won't kill you like a lack of vitamin c would.

>I need a girlfriend... very very badly.
i need to get rid of mine. how much do you pay?

Drop that attitude. They can smell desperation and it’s a turnoff. Work on self care. Start exercising no matter how fat you are. Brush your teeth, cut your nails etc. start talking to women and invite them to do fun stuff with you (concerts, ice skating, fair, Costco, just not the fucking movies). Clean your house. Hope this improves your chances. Careful what you wish for.

Then you're not ready for one.
I'm not being poetic, existence is just stupid and backwards sometime.
>to be valuable and desirable to someone you have to be strong enough not to "need" them
Your dependence is not attractive. Fix yourself. Be a strong independent entity that exists by its own laurels, and then you'll be worthy of adding to someone else's life

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The last line is the most significant. Take heed OP.

This. He can have mine. I'll fucking drive her there.

Is money a factor because you can always buy one

Spend a week on /adv/ and you will realise there are more problems with a gf than without. I think you are not occupying your time with stuff to do.

Great advice. Though the pic through me off.

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Threw*

shit.

danke

You do.

But you don't deserve one.

Take the MGTOW-Pill, lil' soyboy. It's easier that way.

Have you tried craigslist?

I had to fall back on listening to those mgtow guys. Most of them are too extreme-unbalanced angry little cucks.

Bitte sehr.

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I beg to differ. loneliness can be very harmful, body and soul... Not just to OP.

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You WANT a girlfriend very bad, you chode. First work on why you have an addiction to wanting one, then you can work your way up