When's the last time you had sex?

When's the last time you had sex?

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8 years ago ...

10 Years

last week :/

2 years ago

You mean with a partner?

Not yet, honestly think I won't ever fuck anyone until I have my own car or my own apartment.

Got my throat fucked last week. Does that count?

2 weeks ago but back from work trip. Soooo later today after movies.

About the time of the White Stripes' third album.

If you have money, personality, or good looks; it ain't that hard

Cant even remember, 3 or 4 years ago

Don't be ridiculous. Even hobos get laid.

yesterday, with my gf

All i see is user’s who would get cucked
I fucked like an animal yesterday

never

see ya

couple of nights ago. Why are you asking?

aug 25, 2007

Almost hitting the 2 year mark. Don't see the appeal anymore.

Femnon?

Yesterday but I haven't seen my wife in three days (international trip)

19 dECEMBER 2001

Yesterday morning. Shitty blizzard started rolling through last night so I told her to stay home.

Couple hours ago

My wife's birth control fucked up her testosterone levels so now she basically incapable of getting turned on. It's been about 3 months, fucking blows.

Holy shit m8.

>money
nah
>personality
like a brick wall
>good looks
only a mother could love

Aha, how about autistic hobos?

This morning. With myself!

Last July but made an appointment with a GILF hooker earlier for next tuesday so won't be much longer till I get some again

id say, lets have sex, if she says no, id be like ok, but i want sex so im going to the pub, later

Yep. Those too. In all seriousness m8, just have a wander around your local town centre and have a glance at some of the oddballs who've got girlfriends. It'll make you feel better about yourself.

You sound like you'd make a terrific husband.

How does this happen? Are you guys total neck beards? Or just bad with women? Widowed? Divorced?

Help me understand.

In a past life

That happened with my wife. It was a couple of years and it ended up splitting us up. Take it from me, don’t just sit back and let it happen.

Acknowledge there is a serious problem and then jack hammer your sex life back into existence by doing something insane. We did by going to
A swinger club and watching lots of hot people fuck. Best thing we ever done and ended up getting back together soon after.

7am

>I suck
Change ya self

In this day in age there is no excuse for going years without sex. With the internet, even ugly people can get laid.

And if all else fails, the the economic climate of today means there are more hookers/escorts than ever before.

Some time during my previous life(maybe).

Too bad Craigslist is gone now. Not impossible, but definitely harder to get laid now

Last night. Will probably again this afternoon.

I've decided to stop the pursuit of mindless sex and look for a good woman. Suffice to say, it's been a while.

>"I fucked like an animal yesterday"
sure virgin buddy
>more like fucked an animal

I concur. It's all a matter of standards tbh. Anyone with a pulse can get laid. Anyone who's struggling, just go to a bar and start chatting up some chubby divorced single mothers.

Not r-selected low IQ retards who think abortion is a form of birthcontrol

Kek.

Don't sweat it user, you're not the only carless person who lives at home. Just say you're saving for school or some shit if it comes up and laugh it off. Nbd.

I was doing pretty good,
got into a relationship with a wrong woman, then lost 2 jobs, got fucked in the second one, practically worked my ass off for a month and got nothing, got depressed, she stopped even acknowledging my existance, because I was depressed I kept with it thinking it was salvagable, then she dumped me, had to sell my car and move back to parents, did not leave my room for some 2 years.
When I rejoined humanity I was overweight and cynical about woman. Am cutting the weight down, getting fit, got a job, leave alone again, I just do not feel myself enough to trust a woman. I need to get a better job and get my body up to my standards before I actually start looking after pussies.

never

About two weeks ago. I'll be away from my wife for a few months for work and I don't know how the fuck am I supposed to manage.
Fapping doesn't help all that much anymore, I need something more.

Feels badman.

too poor to get laid.

I'm not going to suggest swinging like the other user, but talk to her and try to reach a compromise. If she's willing to meet you halfway you'll be fine.

If not then visit r/deadbedrooms on plebbit, plenty of other people in your shoes.

Last Saturday with my wife. Been busy all week, so I didn't really get a chance to fuck her since then, but tonight it'll probably be on. She's pushed out a couple kids so her vagina isn't what it used to be. We have a great marriage, our kids are pretty cool and her floppy vagina still does the trick I guess, so life is pretty good overall. If I had a chance to bottom out in a young piece of ass and get away with it then I might go for it.

Around 2012, I think. It wasn't good.

Again, lower your standards. Plenty of average looking birds who just crave a bit of attention.

wew lad

yee yee on the way
>money
doing odd jobs, just gotta be frugal
>personality
hang out with normalfags, learning the ropes
>good looks
started lifting, running. probs 2 years to get myself in good shape

Never, but i don't leave my house so that's not a surprise.

Put a sign up.

Good for you, user

Craigslist hasn’t gone? Still exists here in London. Where has it been axed??

2016. My girlfriend and I were fucking and I was so hard that the Magnum XL only covered halfway despite me trying and trying to yank it down further. That was so stressful I had to run off and get her Plan B in case there was cum exposure.

Same as with every girlfriend I had, the sex just stopped. I have the curse of dong gift.

Half a year ago I fingered and played with the tits of a different girl.

I don't Rotate through girls quickly. I don't value what so many of them do. I don't know how people can be 'casual' about it. Seems like I'm built to only want my 'The One,' though lately I keep thinking about trying to casually pursue again.

The US passed some law (FOSTA) that makes Craigslist and other third party sites liable if people posting on the site are doing something illegal. Basically the law is trying to crack down on "escorts" and prostitutes, so Craigslist and the Backpage took down their personals sections.

Are you saying your dick is so big, you can’t have sex because of the potential stress that might come with it?

Bullshit.

too poor to lower standards and talk to women, go outside, and spend money on anything, must save all money.
2 jobs, go to school.

Let her pay for shit then.

who is her? too poor.

Why don’t you post in the part time job talent section saying your looking for adult stills models. Say that you are happy for them to have their face covered (this attracts every day girls who want a Pay day but don want to be exposed) Then proposition the ones who apply with more £ for extras. Bonus is your likelybonly going to be contacted by girls who think they are hot enough to model.

April 1st, the day my ex left me lul

ex and i both drank. she turned into a complete asshole when drunk. it got old and i told her so. got more and more sick of her shit, started treating her like a total fuckhead because she acted like one. left her dumbass in a bar, she was sucking on some dudes nipple. next day, cops at my house-she got raped behind the bar in an alley with "no memory" of who etc. my alibi was solid because i really didn't do it, cops however weren't there to protect and to serve. they were there to get the bad man who the girl said hurt her. went to jail on a friday, by the following tuesday (holiday weekend) i was still not charged, but held in custody. lawyered up, got off-cant sue her for lying (female victim) can't sue cops for doing their job, meanwhile lost my job due to having to call out from work due to jail visit.

i was enraged,butt hurt, bitter for literally years. kinda hard to pick up chicks when you usually tell them you know what a lying whore they are. i'm to the point now that i don't trust women, i get panic attacks and i've become very misogynistic. i probably need counseling, but that to me is admission that i did something bad/wrong, so i've been downward spiraling for 17 years (19dec2001 guy).

it's to the point now that i don't even know if i could get it up for a girl, which makes it worse because damnit i did nothing wrong. when i try to discuss it i have a hard time being calm and rational so i mostly just stfu and have pretty much resigned myself to being alone. feels bad, but with the panic attacks and my anger i just feel it's best all around to not get involved with anyone ever again. so i haven't. it's weird to realize it's been almost 17 years, but it's how i live now so i guess i' used to it.

those are the circumstances that led me to make the decisions i did. it probably doesn't make sense to anyone else, but that's ok.

7 months...ouch.

Around two months ago

Nearly a year. Been battling depression since a brutal breakup. Need to get back out there and get my dick wet

Depression, anxiety, ptsd, ocd. Right, “excuses”.
Bad last relationship. I’m a hard person to “get along with” at times. Thought about paying a whore on a few occasions. Fapped. Saved the $150.

Oh, and 8 years.

feb 8

Fucking hell... Mine was the same give or take a couple of days. It was the Saturday night of that August bank holiday weekend here in the UK.
I remember I came 4 times that night.
#1 and #4 in her mouth which her swallowing, #2 and #3 I pulled out and came onto the crack of her arse.

3 days ago

So, why nothing since?

Never

I'm saying it mysteriously always seems to coincide with my girlfriends giving up on fucking, which just makes it slide until we crash and burn. Had a wife that way, and then my last girlfriend went that way. She felt inferior and bummed, said she could not fuck without feeling terror about prolapse and pains in her stomach that would last for days.

I know my experiences and realities. You don't.

You are on the right track, keep going!

Taking anything for the litany of maladies, my dude?

Are you hard to get along with or do you keep people at a distance?

8 months and counting. My fwb moved out of country last August and surprised me with a visit last week out of nowhere. It was great to see her, but when I asked if she wanted to fuck while she was in town, she said no. Sooo, why did you come visit me in the first place bitch?!

So yeah, 8 months.

Bruh, just change up how you hit it. You don't have to hit the cervix every time. This is like big dick 101 stuff.

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I kinda need to know how big this dick is. Big enough to strike actual terror into your girlfriends.

Have you tried joining a swinger site. There are women on there specifically because they want someone with an enormous cock.

he just explained he isn't into casual sex user. read the fucking posts

Learn to play an instrument or some other form of art. Show her you got that shit money can't buy.

Here's the deal. Most people are dicks. Both men and women. You're going to find vile shitheads like that girl, but you might also find a decent person one day.
Try to remember that although a lot of women are dickheads because they have tits and get passes on their bullshit, some women are decent people who at least try not to be assholes.
Try to find a QT punk autistic girl who would worship you. It's possible, but you'll probably have to settle for a 6/10

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This crazy black chick I used to work with. Was depressed about my marriage breaking so I decided to try sleep with her.

Worst desicion ever. Crazy is bad but black crazy, goddamn no!!

Last month

duude you overthink too much

too poor to buy instruments or learn art. must study and work, no time for anything else.

2 jobs, school.

Thanks, I actually moved to a flat over a gym so now I'm getting so much into lifting I might end up better then before. I'm already bigger, it's just a matter of cutting. And ladies are alredy giving me the cues, I just chose to ignore them for now.

About two weeks ago, but I've been super sick since then and have had no desire to fuck my wife or even jerk off. Will probably do it today, my knee joints are still killing me so she needs to be on top

Destroyed my knee this past Tuesday, my wife gave a blowie last night, can't really do much more than that due to my knee.

Haha! Tell us more..

Listen you fucking penis, just about every relationship starts with some degree of casual sex. He could sign up to that site and meet someone who is after a dick that’s his size. If hes not a totally miserable sack of tits, it might blossom into an actual relationship after he’s destroyec her kidneys a few times.

Try putting your brain into gear before replying

>2 years ago

With my ex, then I did psychedelics and experienced some mind altering shit and realised happiness doesn't come from pussy. Basically just don't pursue women like I used to and now with all this #metoo bullshit going around I'm slowly turning into a mountain hermit because buying a drink could be misconstrued as sexual misconduct.

You just talking about penetrating only partway? I seem to have such reduced sensitivity that it becomes only for the girl if I don't try to full-stroke. I dunno. I'm not sure it's in the cards for me. But I'm too familiar with depression to give up.

I do a lot of things that are strictly about the chick, but it's not a great feeling leaving your own pleasure out of the picture.