Hi I'm Jesus Christ. I died for your sins, AMA
Hi I'm Jesus Christ. I died for your sins, AMA
Thank you, Jesus.
Thank you, Jesus
Do you hate fags?
Where is fred Phelps?
Yahweh do but Jesus probably don't.
Kill yourself cuck. And preferably stream it too.
I didn't Come here for "probably"
I do gate faggots much like yourself but if you repent for your faggotry I will forgive you
>Hate
Why did you design temple os to be such a shit OS?
>doubt
Cool but answer my questions faggot
>>AMA
Your Jesus, you should already know what I want and the advice that I seek. I just spoke to you 10 hours ago...
What was maggies vag like?
Do you remeber coming out ya mammas pussy?
Why did your dad take my little bro and parents?
If God were all powerful he could create Humans with both free will and without sin. He is just punishing us for his own mistakes.
Luckily for us Christianity is a load of shit based on a man who never even existed. His entire story is ripped off from a bunch of stories that had existed centuries prior.
Fuck off asswipe!
How do I open this email attachment?
I'm not a sinner, though. Sorry, but you kinda died in vain as far as I'm concerned.
What’s the primary use of an at-15?
2000 year old sand nigger
was it worth it?
Do you, do flip's everyday? Why are you on 4chang? Are you a old fag?
I took your family because they were a bunch of pussies. I have them in the pussy section of heaven, where I usually put all the losers and virgins like yourself
Yes I am look here
how many sins?
Do you like tacos and burritos?
Yes I do
Do you hate jews ?
Coke or Pepsi?
Thoughts on this Mohamed guy?
Thank you, Jesus
Fuck off ghost.
Why do your people act nothing like you?
fake & gay
NU-UH
It's 2.30 am and I'm craving McDonald's but the problem is i'm already fat. What do i do Jesus
Because he was a weird hippie and society would collapse if people acted like him.
Neither you fatass.
well then, get ready to die again
if you're already a fat fucking yobbo, just keep packing shit into fat fucking face, fucking fat yobbo fuck
Not gonna lie, that “cast the first stone” shit was pretty damn clever.
Thanks Jesus
Jesus. I actually like you. I just wish those who claimed to follow you were a little bit more altruistic. I don’t believe in the idea of your Father, but I believe you were a good example of serving others.
Only got the job because his dad runs everything.
How's Sinatra?