For me, its Luka Modric

For me, its Luka Modric

kek. Someone post that old politician woman that he looks like

For me, it's Alberto moreno

god fucking damnit

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Have you ever seen someone make changing a clutch look so easy

For me, it's Wesley Sneijder

For me, it's Robin van Perversie

For me, it's Jackie Robinson

screaming

For me, it's Wayne Rooney.

How do I filter threads

Stay away from Sup Forums.

For me it's clearly Unreal Jewentus Equipo De Football LGBT GMBH

Gouge your eyes out with sharpened spoons

keep counting them (((bankster)))

settings

by killing yourself

For me, it's about 2 weeks

kek

Would never say no to based Katie

For me, it's Brock Lesnar.

Imagine being Phelps in that pool and having to be all like "damn, Katie Ledecky, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific grandmother wrinkled face. I would totally have sex with you." when all he really wants to do is fuck Madeline Dorado in the village. Like seriously imagine having to be Phelps and not only sit in that pool while Ledecky flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the Brazilian booing barely drowning out the sight of her crows feet and leathery skin, and just sit there, lap after lap, hour after hour, while she perfected that stroke. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as the announcers tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, KATIE LEDECKY LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and bunda and later alleged underaged gymnasts for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Maryland. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat and chlorine that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with coaches in the previous months. And then the coach calls for another 200m, and you know you could kill every single person in this pool before the security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Michael Phelps. You're not going to lose your Subway sponsorship over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

For me, it's Sergio Ramos

For me, it's Clint Dempsey

For me it's Landon Timothy Donovan

For me, it's Luis Suarez