Hey Sup Forums, I need some advice.
There's this homeless woman at my local Sainbury's and I was considering offering her some money to get a blow and many even a fuck.
Couldn't care less about the morality of it, but how much should I offer her? I don't want to offer too little, but I don't wanna spend too much either.
Pic unrelated.
How do u know she is homeless?
many scammers out ther u know
Fair enough. If she's begging for money, then she would accept this either way, right?
Ask her how much then haggle.
do you really think the question of whether or not she is homeless matters to op, you fucking dolt?
video or it didnt happen.
Also, check my quads
>Check
Do I really want to be seen haggling in from of Sainsbury's?
fucking virgins
u are cancer
I am Virgus
It didn't happen. That's why I'm asking for advice.
you said it annon. Lel .. you are in my mind, brosephs.
if it didn't happen then what the fook?Are you a spy or something?
On today's episode of The Frugal John,
OP learns how to haggle for sexual favors from the indigent. You won't belieeeve what happens! Stay tuned!
Maybe anything above a 'Tenner' would be ok.
This annon gets it
winzip
If you want to be pegged it's propably gonna be 'double'. 20-30$.. good luck. get lube,you'll need it.
take her to your place, let her shower, cook for her, have hot sex together then lock her up in your basement for potential future sex.
Check my multiples
Dubs of truth. Thanks user.
Now I gotta figure out how to not get scammed and how to make sure she doesn't start shouting for help kek
ask if she will let you take nude photos of her, if she's ok with that then cool, its legal to take naked pics but cops won't do it, be firm all you want is nude photos and you'll get where you need to go...
Offer her a hundo, then take everything on the menu.
ass > mouth > vag >ass >vag >ass >mouth
>nut in eyeballs >wipe shit-caked dick off on her hair
wink at her and say, "you earned it"
dubs of honour
It’s no more shameless than paying a tramp for a blowjob in the first place.
>Was a cop all along
>Goddamn meddling kids
best way is with our car. .if u got any.. drive her to some dark parking lot that you know about.. and have her suck u off and ride you, in the car.. then if it's proper quiet. get out and fuck her on the trunk of thy car.
I may be a retard, but what are you getting at? I want pussy on my peepee
A dude I work with frequents the prossies.
Funny guy and the funniest thing I ever heard him say (casually btw) "Yeah, man, $20 blowjobs ALWAYS mean a $200 visit to the clinic."
Offer 40 bucks. Change depending on area drug prices.
She's a two cents whore in a 5 cent town.offer her the contents of your balls as payment.
this - it's not just a setting/cliche in porn, it's a good method
Too much of a pussy to do that kek
once inside the room that you're paying for photos in you can privately negotiate for sex etc.
i'm just saving the risk of being arrested as a john in the street like an idiot...the bitch knows what you want obviously just don't be a cuck and offer money for sex out in the open is all im saying.
1/2th gram of heroin for a blowjob? you're being mighty generous user
Pump and dump her in the river like a proper John
Additional info: the Sainsbury's is near a tube station. So it may seem weird to bystanders if I try to approach her
this is the MOST retarded shit I have ever heard in my life.
Have you never left your basement you fucking rat. Sad excuse of a street wise motherfucker.
Life ain't what you see in the movies, white boy.
40$ is a fucking fortune for a random homeless girl.
We aint talking about good looking whores, you stupid son of a bitch.
Shut your fucking mouth and go speak t the principle.
>smfh.rar
A happy whore is a happy blow
OP here. Yeah, she ain't a 10/10, she's more of a 5-6 which is why I'm targetting her
principal?
Decent looking whore goes for about $100
You're a tard
same to you Mr. american & hillary supporter :)
golly cannolly bro
like i said take some nude pics, you get to decide from there whether you can stomach the experience or you just have sauce for Sup Forums later without hooker aids.
Take her home clean her up fuck her holes call her a whore beat her to death cum in her her still warm body.take a nap.winning
dont listen to the other simpletons. I am a veteran in fucking random hos.
Step 1... >Fish....
Fucking ask her... in a settle way.. if she would and how much would she want?
Step 2
Negotiate by proposing to give her half
Step 3
According ot her reaction either try to get the middle or give the whole thing.
as I said before.. Anything above 10..
then it's up to you.. innit?
>Rule 1. If she lives close to you, more often than not.. fucking her ain't the smartest thing you can do.
Nice idea. I'll take her to KFC or something so it looks like I'm buying her food or something then I'll take the pics. Not taking a homeless hooker homer.
why not just hire an actual hooker
20 bucks and she'll be more than happy
Kek
Nice idea. I'll take her to eat so it looks like I'm buying her food or something then I'll take the pics. Not taking a homeless hooker homer.
Give her your bank card as a sign of trust.
check my trips
Probs cheaper
Homeless Hooker Homer.
stfu.. let the dude fuck u stupid cunt
Home*
Well, keep in mind, she gets this offer like every day. So when you come to her, with your offer, you better bring your A game, because that's homeless pussy you're offer and thats top-tier pussy.
Grab some meth, a bit of heroin and a big wad of cash. Promise that you'll help her get her kids back, shit like that.
Then once she's in your fuckshack, it's all donkey punches and overdoses. Have a bag ready for the corpse, or at least a car to drop her off in the park that nght.
And my friend? Get ready for the greatest orgasm of your life.
You're doing it wrong retard
You've never fucked anyone in a bad situation. I fuck a local whore from time to time for $4 per encounter.
It's all about personal taste..
>stay mad
Nah mam, he's right. Besides I could take nude pics and then fuck, so I have something for my Sup Forumsros too
kek
that is also correct
if you're going to insult me at least use proper english with proper spelling. tf r u 12?
Nigga what? What hooker is gonna let you smash for $4?
Best blowjob of my life cost me 9 bucks
>tf r u 12?
>Irony.bmp
your mom only charged $3.75 last i checked
An amateur hooker.......
your brother doesn't count
I remember fucking your dad for a $
it was your dad
This nigga gay
MOM?!?
il rape your wife inthe ears
tinydick.jpg
luke I am your hetero-flexible gender fluid father
OP Is your name Burger Andy and is she retarded?
How is this pic unrelated? That's the most relevant picture you could possibly use.
>projecting
what reaction were you going for with this...?
>reflecting.mov
I mean that it ain't her you fucking mongloid
Yeah no shit, Sherlock.
People to accept me for who I am.
>Molesting
plslrn2spellkthnxbye
My name is not Sherlock, you Shercock.
what are we having a rhyming battle?
Do you want me to stick my willy in your mouth, cunt? Because I fucking will you stupid wanker
>feminine hormones kicking in
Molesting and reflecting don't rhyme on their own, unless used in a continuous prose. Faggot.
Teen out of control
You can't deal with any sort of battle.
OP here. I've decided what to do.
>offer her money for nude photography
>if she agrees, take to kfc and buy lunch
>take to toilets and take pics w/timestamp
>offer extra money for fuck
>it's either win or megawin
Will do this next Saturday, so if you got requests for the pic, ask away.
checked and GL user
don't post the photos here. let the woman have some fucking semblance of dignity. she's already down on her luck enough damn it