/mlb/ general: TRIGGER edition

MLB headlines

HOU:Marwin Gonzalez exits game with hand injury
MIA:Justin Bour (ankle) might be placed on DL
TOR:Devon Travis (wrist) sitting out on Monday
LA:Pederson (concussion) could begin rehab Fri.
LA:Wood (shoulder) expects to start this weekend
STL:Kolten Wong (elbow) could be activated Friday
TOR:Aaron Sanchez (blister) plays catch Monday
WAS:Jayson Werth (foot) lands on disabled list
CHC:Cubs place Wade Davis on paternity leave
TEX:DL hasn't been ruled out for Napoli (back)
BOS:E-Rod (knee) likely shut down for 3-4 weeks
CIN:Schebler (shoulder) aiming to play Tuesday

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>couldn't even wait until the other one hit bump limit
faggot

Can someone make an astros version of this pic

/1st/ros!!!!

This is among every pitcher to have ever lived.

Smush-ball
Dead-ball
Live-ball

GOTTA MAKE MY SNOWFLAKE OP

>Every pitcher
Baseball before 1901 existe-
>Kershaw
Now do October

MARINERS!

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MARINERS!

Angels!!
We gonna win tomorrow?

here

I want the HA HA HA one

I think he meant the "Ha Ha Ha" part, senpai

how do I set up a beer league in my small town

nth for animu is shit

no he didnt

no you dont

Mariners?

Baseball before 1901 wasn't real baseball. It was farmers and mailmen playing stickball. Even if you set the qualifier to 1870 they don't qualify because they didn't make 200 starts.

Damn nice get. Go fellow AL west friend!

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Baseball before 2017 isn't real baseball.

Craig stop

does this mean the mariners are winning a ring?

thx
saved

Those pitchers also had full careers with dwindling numbers as they aged to bring their stats down. Kershaw's nearing the point where that's going to start happening to him too.

kershaws retiring in 2020 after his third ring at thee peak of his career

Been waiting since 2013 for Kershaw to decline.

2014 wins MVP with a 1.77
2015 strikes out 301.
2016 1.69 ERA
2017 still being Kershaw.

Kershaw can pitch. He can pad his numbers for another 3 or 4 years with a sub 2 realistically.

desu it'll be fun seeing if kershaw can handle 9 real batters every game when he opts out and signs with the stankees

MARINYAS!

why is baseball such a shit and boring sport sport?

Why would you come in our general? Fuck off luigi

But can he succeed in october?

MULTIPLE

How do Giants fans have both the worst banter and the softest skin
Like they're just plain bad at posting on this website regardless of the baseball general

ENTRIES

KERSHAW

Another successful Kershaw general.

HAS

MULTIPLE

ENTRIES

>Won 3 in a row against two bad teams
Surely this means we're world series bound!

The awoo frightens me

There's no reason to be afraid

>I’m pretty in tune with my body. That’s exactly why I refused to take the MRI. I knew there was nothing happening in there.

What injury does he have

For me it's the Cleveland Hueindians

Autism

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Would Kershaw be able to handle the pressures of facing THE Craig Biggio?

1stros

>Greg Biggio

agree

Ladies and Gentlemen, the ONE Astros fan on this board that can handle the banter

Still a lifelong though

>tanaka
Enjoy your 10 runs, sox

Why do people have to go through these mental gymnastics when it comes to the Astros? They maybe the Donald Trump of baseball right now. Nobody can handle how much they are winning.

I... uhh, still believe that the astros won't win the world series..

dubs confirm

It was fun at first but now they are making me upset

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>biggio

The White Sox's largest mistake was giving away Tyler Flowers.

lol no, he was known as fleurs for a reason

what about him?

>pasting "MLB headlines"
>we already know they're the headlines

What a dumb fuck

Why can't my Athletics just be a decent team again

Because they will once they move to LAS VEGAS and get a new stadium and owner.

mikes on he's ready to go..

Phillies will win 70 games and this is a marked improvement over last week's expectations!

Phillies will win 55 games and you'll like it.

I guess I'll have myself a beer, I guess I'll have myself a beer

Not if >we have anything to say about it

Barves are coming for that ass.

>avi 5th among AL outfielders in AS voting
amazing

>mfw the sox's pity entry is avi

Daily reminder

Is Beer really the top prospect or is it just a meme? Isn't there some guy that can hit 105?

top positional prospect

He's a meme. Weak defending college prospects who hit college pitching don't project well

Can someone give me a quick rundown on Gregory B.G.O? I heard he played for the Astros while they were in the NL. Is this true.

Sacramento*

He's like Ronnie yount who played for the brewers when they were an AL team in the 50s

Can't be Sale anymore

Sup Forumsstros!

Look, ma I posted it again! I may not have a job or a girlfriend but my friends at Sup Forums LOVE it when I post my anime girl. No mom, I'm not a pedo even though I like anime. Fuck you, mom I won't get a job! I love the Astros and Rice too mom. What do you mean I flunked out of college? I've been studying hard on a Taipei buttplug board for days. What do you mean you're kicking me out? I disappointed you? Sorry? Fuck you at least I have the Lastros. What do you mean you're marrying a Rangers fan? What do you mean the Rangers fan is a millionaire? What do you mean he is far more successful than I could even imagine being?

>rags

Kiss the ring you little bitch.

I'm tellin' ya, and I don't do this for just anybody, but if you're in the market for a quality television set that'll make your family the talk of the town, do it right. Make it a Craig Vizio.

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>rags

yakyuu ga suki desu
go cubs

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>Mests

>dillon gee

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Literally who?

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>rags
>having a ring ever
Are you legitimately retarded?

They won one in 2011. I know because I turned the TV off when they got that final out.

>things that never happened