>World Champion >3x UEFA Champions League winner >father of two
And he's just 27! German press discusses if he's the absolute GOAT of german players ahead of legends like Matthäus and Beckenbauer.
Of course, former Buyern players and officials are in full damage control mode and try to soft-sell his achievements while legends like Schumacher and Völler praising him as the Legend he is.
Bavarian Salt™ stock owners get completely BTFOed!
Is Buyern during the negotiation over the extension of his contract, dare I say it, /BESCHISSENWORDEN/?
Bayern acted completely arrogant and stupid during the negotiations. They blew it
Matthew Thomas
prolly the most underrated player in halal tb h
Jack Sullivan
Bayern is such an unlikeable team.All their directives are arrogant pricks and they always act as if they were holie than thou despite being one of the scummiest teams in the world
Jeremiah Roberts
He jumped ship to the team that BTFO his team and for one that receives insane refball like Halal, he's more of a scummy person than a football Goat.
Austin Rivera
It's the American Messi poster
Jayden Richardson
What the fuck are you even talking about? I didnt mention the manlet at all you schizo.
Anthony Brooks
I love seeing Germans BTFO. Even though it happens so often I've never tired of it.
James Taylor
his wife really is hot, just look at those lips and soft skin she probably is THICC af as well
Jeremiah Miller
Yo, sup, Kalle? Still feeling the ass pain? Don't forget to declare your "presents" on the way home. I don't think your blasted ass can handle prison right now.
Thomas Bell
I hate this shit as well. He's like Durant's little bitchass going to Memeiors
Landon Brown
>I love seeing Germans BTFO. I love seeing Germans BTFO others as well. But it happens so often so we get kinda used to it.
Thomas Davis
exactly my thoughts
Jacob Peterson
>sell best German midfielder for less than 1/3 price tag of Pogba >be butthurt about it Truly Buyern way of life
Asher Ward
Are you still seething after 2013, Dorftrottel?
Brandon Long
I know this is b8 but I've heard worse excuses to post it.
Asher Ross
Here's hoping young footballers having lots of kids inspires some kind of baby boom amongst native Europeans, and here's hoping Kroos and his waifu have a happy and fulfilling marriage.
Austin Gutierrez
We went with Schweini and Martinez instead of Kroos. #noregrets
Jack Ortiz
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Mason King
Loddar has 4
Hudson Perez
>He jumped ship he didn't. he just wanted a raise to get to the same pay level as other bayern startes. the bayern management told him to fuck off, because apparently he wasn't as important as mario fatze
Jayden Johnson
Happy and fulfilling marriages? Damn
Liam Anderson
this will go down as the biggest fail of the 2010s
Hunter Cruz
She almost looks like a different person in OPs pic. She was probably pregnant here.
Henry Adams
well, thats unfortunate
Cooper Hill
Based Mattheus. Always liked him when I was a kid. He was boss in Italia 90.
Lucas Reyes
>Dorftrottel
hahaha I'm literally from a city that makes even München downtown look like a fucking Kuhdorf.
Stay mad, kalle.
Chase Hall
>hahaha I'm literally from a city that makes even München downtown look like a fucking Kuhdorf.
Henry Brooks
yes
Jack Roberts
>this triggered by POGOAT
Gavin Ortiz
Javi Martinez to Liverpool pls
Xavier Wright
I will never understand how these women coupd fall for such a fucking idiot like Matthäus.
Matthew Carter
She may not be most beautiful girl in the world, but let me tell you, you want find among Real Madrid WAGs or German national team girl with better blowjob skills
Dylan Roberts
Two-laned baby factory
William Watson
hm i'm older than him and have accomplished less
Andrew Gonzalez
well done
Camden Collins
2bh, as a man married for 10 years, I'd prefer a sweet gentle 6/10 girlfriend who knows her place rather than a 11/10 psycho bitch who blackmails you on your kids and makes your life miserable
Kevin Gray
>6/10 girlfriend But Kroos wife is a 3
John Rogers
>t. some Gay al-Madrid faggot who wanted a blowie from Jessica and got rejected
Jordan Williams
HIS WIFE LOOKS LIKE SHIT, I FUCK FITTER BITCHES THAN THIS PIEFKE SHITTER
J U S T
Robert Jones
...
Charles Barnes
Matthaus and Beckenbauer were Ballon d'Or winners. Kroos is a great player, but he's just another cog in the machine, individually he's not in that tier of players. We need to stop judging players on team trophies.
Jayden Gonzalez
He's a fantastic player but he's played in some of the most stacked teams of all time
Jose Foster
But does he make the team straightly better? Some players accept that they are just workers, they work for the team without asking to be the star, knowing that stuff needs to be done, and the team would be worst without such players. Kanté is like that and just got elected player of the year in EPL
Tyler Mitchell
>implying this isn't true for all the "currently best palyers in the world"
>sign coach Pep Guardiola >coach demands Thiago and Neymar >but muuuh precious FC Deutschland >decided to fuck up the league and buy Götze instead >Götze receives a mega salary >his agent leaks the contract details to his other client Toni Kroos >Kroos demands the same >Buyern not willing to pay that much to "Querpass Toni"
Rest is history.. Götze flopped and Kroos became a Real star and Bayern is now left with two holes to fill in their squad.. meanwhile they could be playing with Neymar and Kroos.
Ryan Flores
Will Buyern forever regret picking Muller over him? I think yes
Lincoln Peterson
even worse, they actually picked goatse over him
Landon Turner
Messi is the GOAT, not Kroos. You guys are autistic?
Andrew Allen
>chubby chaser there is literally nothing wrong with fucking fat women. at least that's what i told myself through college.
Jose Powell
nothing wrong with fucking them. hell, its probably the best sex you'll ever have.
marrying one? thats another thing entirely
William Sanchez
man: ugly woman: ugly as fuck kid: ugly as fuck
Jeremiah Robinson
Grandkid: half-Turk
Evan Ortiz
he could win 6 CLs and would still be trash
disappears in big games, only ever passes it sideways - how can anyone rate this piece of shit?
Cooper Bell
like when?
Jordan Baker
t. buttmad bauer
Brody Johnson
>Is Buyern during the negotiation over the extension of his contract, dare I say it, /BESCHISSENWORDEN/?
No, they tried to BESCHEISS him by not giving him what he's worth.
Christian Lee
Luther is the only important person in this picture
Isaiah Robinson
>says people get BTFO >post picture of a country destroying a continent multiple times to serve his argument which basically does the opposite logic is not your thing, huh?
nvm the fact that you loser posted under a threat which talks about a German being successful >World Champion >3x UEFA Champions League winner >father of two
but as we already know, logic is not your thing
Jose Ross
Germanophobes in general have a low IQ and don't know how to act in regular discussions
Dominic Martinez
he's a diving cunt
Jonathan Collins
>All these armchair players rating his wife
Maybe she has a really nice personality and never nags, maybe she's world class in bed, maybe she's intelligent and can carry herself in most social settings.
There's more to it than just looks if you're marrying her.
Michael Hill
>posts this under a thread about a sport where Germans are #2 on the all time list and his people are nowhere
Juan Richardson
At least she's not his sister or cousin.
Benjamin Nguyen
how fat is your gf?
Wyatt Powell
""""Quality"""""" Buyern management
Jose Long
lmao i guess i offended the deutschcucks
Adam White
she's ok, just a bad photo
Evan Young
it's ok buddy, Germany is non-white and all the other countries are fully homogeneous huwhite countries and if not they have some high-IQ Asian migrants pic completely unrelated
Cooper Sanders
>Blonde >Blue eyed >White(ish) wife >White(ish) son
Is he not an enemy of the state?
Anthony Cook
he is, that's why they and DfB shill much more for Özil or Boateng who are a level below him
Samuel Perez
Really? I would say Spain is no. 1 and England is no. 2. NT is less competitive and more just a hobby and not the real essence of the sport
Elijah Fisher
who knows, but on the other hand it's often the decisions of foreign businessmen that make the difference in club football
Carson Wilson
Is he the most underrated player in the game today?
I'd unironically take him over Paul Pogba.
Nathaniel Morgan
You don't understand, HE IS the STACKED team
Kevin Morales
>only 3
Didn't he win it with bayern in 2013 as well
Gabriel Sanchez
>Ossi Nice try, Ronny
Ian Parker
His contract was almost up, and he didn't want to sign a new deal. So they had to sell him cheap to avoid what Lewandowski did to Dortmund.
Bentley Edwards
>this nigga
Gabriel Lopez
These past 2 season he's catapulted himself into stratosphere of greatness, he's elite and I have zero doubts he's about to go down as one of the greatest German players ever despite the smear campaigns from Mosquern's lugenpresse.
Ryder Myers
surely you must be joking
Charles Hall
How would a Rakitic - Kroos - Kanté midfield perform?
Joshua Parker
...
Xavier Morris
He, just like Casemiro and any Real madrid midfielder in the past 5 years or so, is carried by Modric.
William Turner
The virginity is strong in this one...
Isaiah Lee
how have Bayern got away with winning only 1 Champions League this century?
I thought this was their golden generation?
Henry Perry
They were doomed the moment they installed Poop Guardiolel on Heynckes' chair.
P.S. It's actually 2 CLs (2001 and '13), but still...
Charles Peterson
yh they choked against Chelsea. Were never going to beat Inter that year though.
Should have 3 CLs
Michael Carter
They chocked against inter in 2010
Gavin Hill
Inter were the best team in the world that season.
Even GOAT Barca choked against them.
Dominic Reyes
Since it became the Champions League: Real Madrid-6 Italian clubs -5 Barcelona-4 English clubs-4 German clubs-3
