I work at an adult theatre and store

I work at an adult theatre and store

ask me anything.

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No

Do you guys have a special offer where you jack off the guy to your left and the guy on the far right get's free popcorn?

What do you do besides working there?

No
I'm honestly kind of a piece of shit and just watch shitty TV shows and troll forums. I also play a lot of fighting games.

Like, a Place that only shows R rated movies? Kids see those all the time.

Where’s it located and does it have glory holes

how gross are the seats in the theater?

Do you guys play games with the clients? Like last one to fap gets a refund and a free large diet soda?

damn, must be hell washing this shit

how often do you catch underages sneaking in?

What attracts people to the adult theatre instead of watching porn at home?

No, like one that shows pornos and you can buy dildos and dicksleeves.
I won't specify where, but there is glory holes in the booths... I'm supposed to cover them when I find them, but all I can really do is put duct tape over them, so... well.
Its really old, they all smell like a combo of ass sweat, balls and fish... we clean them the best we can, but some stains you can never remove.
they're really easy to spot, the dumbasses giggle and laugh as soon as they enter, you just ask for an ID and they fuck right off.

basically, the prospect of fooling around. It doesn't happen too often, and we're not *really* supposed to allow it, but as long as they aren't fucking in the main store area, its whatever.

They want to see a cunt as big as a house.

What's the demographical dispersion among the guests?

How many cocks have you sucked through the holes? Have you ever gotten yours sucked?

i wonder if he's ever had a girl get in one of the booth (to watch a show, not just to get fucked)

Are any of the women that come in attractive? Is the male:female ratio like 100-1?

couples, really weird guys that are skeevey as all hell, fat women, fat nerdy guys who obviously are desperate for any human contact other than their hand, gay guys looking for anonymous hook ups, oddly enough a lot of trannies.

we kick out any people who solicit money for sex though.
I never have stuck my dick in those glory holes, because I get to see whats on the other sides of them, and the people who wait for stuff to get shoved through need the benefit of not being seen... fucking trust me... 99 times out of 100 its the ugliest, grosses dude you can think of.
I got my dick sucked by co workers a few times, and I messed around some regulars, honestly, nothing to brag about, every time it was shower and scrub so hard your skin hurts sort of deal.
There is actually a regular who comes in, she barely speaks and she seriously uses the booths to watch porn. Doesn't fuck around with the creeps, doesn't look for hook ups... occasionally buys a sex toy.
There is flat out WAAAAAY more men, the only attractive women, come in with men, if you're going to a relaxed adult theater to hook up, expect a tranny, or an ugly obese woman.

is the pay good or minimum wage shit

heh, bet she gets more aroused by the nasty smell than the porn
is she even remotely cute?

I have been there a while, I started above minimum wage, My boss was honest that this could potentially be the worst job I ever had, and that I am going to see, and come into contact with things that will scar me for the rest of my life.

its better than any other retail job I've ever had.

What kind of movies are you showing? Any non-vanilla stuff (gay/lesbian movies don't count)?

shes really, odd, I think shes middle eastern, shes chubby, but has kind of small boobs but a huge ass. She OBVIOUSLY has been single a very long time (usually comes in in pajama pants, messy hair, no make up.), and I think might have some social anxiety issues, but I can hear her when shes in the booth and shes definitely doing more than just watching, I would fuck her if I got the chance, but my standards are in the gutter.
Mostly just shit we have on DVD so its all pretty vanilla, occasionally we'll show light bondage, or some ropeplay shit, but we try to play shit most people will enjoy since we only have the one screen for the main theater part.

My gf said that she had a friend that used to go to an adult bookstore where they had glory holes and she would give head.

99 times out of a 100 its a dude, the 1 out of 100 its an EXTREMELY unattractive woman.

I dunno. I've seen her friend and she's not ugly.

she sounds like an IRL Tomoko, nice

How many cops come in to be serviced?

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We've has on duty cops come in, raid the place for people doing indecent things. I can't tell whos an off duty cop though when they're in plain clothes so I don't know.

i beg to differ....never heard about the giggliest girl in porn? she was nice...on the other hand, efukt also featured many more vids that prove what you said, which means:

FUCK...i dun goof'd

that wasnt her friend it was her