I know none of the faggots on here have the nutsack to drive a truck like mine!

I know none of the faggots on here have the nutsack to drive a truck like mine!
Pic related: just feast your little Prius eyes on this badassery!

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If I owned that I'd sell it

Manlet detected

Yah cause you would too scared to drive it!

Yah you wish!
Takes a big man to drive a big truck!

Looks cool to the 15-25 crowd. Uncomfortable as fuck.

I bet you have a subwoofer in it too you tool.

Dat pavement queen truck. The fuck are you doing with your life?

unless your doing farmwork or construction you are just a sad pindick poser driving this.

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This truck hauls my balls around!

putting so much on identity emphasis

>son, once you get older, you'll understand...

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Because I'd be ashamed to drive it.

Tell me why a 1995 Toyota Tercel couldn't also carry your balls to Target.

Because I’d be ashamed I don’t have the balls to drive it!
fity

Doesn’t have the payload capacity ya little faggot!

Compensating.

Oh right, I totally forgot! Your 700lbs fat ass won't fit in there, would it?

Try a Camry.

You're right. I'm not stupid enough to own a Ford.

If you had any balls to speak of you wouldn't feel obliged to drive that monstrosity around.

>mfw it's an automatic transmission

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LOL, behold your income-destroying debt-mobile!

Get with the times, mate.

Why are people so against big trucks. Not OP here but I also drive a big lifted truck. No I don't live on a farm. But I do spend most free days 4wdriving trails going up the beach and playing in the sand dunes. Also makes it convenient to throw my dirt bike in the back too so I can take it with me. It's a diesel so it's nice and cheap to run. Is there something I'm missing

We're not. We're against trucks like OP's. Pavement princesses.

Automatics are great for 4wd trucks. They happily churn out more torque than equivalent manual gearbox's for the same price which you want when your turning all 4 35" tyres. Not to mention they're easier to control off road

Lots of this.
>thinking a manual transmission somehow makes you less of a pantload

Sorry about your dick, bro.

Ah I see fair enough. So it's the ignorance that enrages you guys. I can get behind that. It does really frustrate me when guys don't know how to drive their really nice trucks.

i know you're trolling.
this is low-grade performance art, but then again, i liked "the room".

>tyres
Limey sword swallower

I can guarantee a truck like that has never been off-road or towed anything larger than some faggot jetski

A lot of shit talkers itt
You wouldn’t say shit to my face when I’m sitting in the cab of my truck!

Real alphas ride a bike.

Haha okay okay tires I'm a mechanic not s lit major

found the europoor

show us the sexy trucknuts!

good truck. guarantees you will never find a parking lot in my city.

Believe i'm gonna call bullshit on this one.

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I like it

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GOD DAMN THAT TRUCK IS SEXY

You're right, my nutsack is much too large to need a compensationmobile

04 POS
mud tires on street
tranny slippage due to wrong gear
poor braking due to massive tires
6 mpg
pencil dick

you look like you've liked a lot of things

That’s a pretty dope truck, can’t lie

>mfw it doesn't even have a diesel in it

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1. Deteriorates roads faster.
2. Uses more gas which increases demand and prices.
3. Usually the assholes that drive these think they own the road.
4. Makes you look like a massive faggot.
5. You are a massive faggot.

How tiny is your dick?

I'm so sorry user :(

Have you spoken to any doctors about your options for enlargement?

My diesel is a 4cylinder turbo. It sips gas. I'd probably double your cars mileage per tank. I don't think I own the road I think I own the beach. I drive like any normal person on the road. How does a car choice make you a faggot. You sound incredibly insecure and I'm sure that has zero influence over what car you buy

>Ford

Fill that sumbitch up, and don't shut it down. Rev that baby allnight, and try to burn up a tank a day! God bless America, and God bless cheap and abundant fossil fuels! Frack a hippie, and save the world!

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Also no need lock and no side angle lighting. You never go off road do you

Bead lock

That car only makes sense if you live in a fucking cabin in some hardass mountain and ride the shit over of stones, otherwise it's just a display of insecurity

Power strokes are literally for faggots. Should of got a cummins. You turbo leaking fart box faggot

Nice compensater, bro
Sorry about your nutsack

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>"le tiny dick may may! xDDDDD"
Unoriginal 12 year olds detected.

good luck doing those with a truck without a trailer hitch

It’s a psyop pushed by (((hollywood))).
(((They))) don’t like the idea of us being able to take care of ourselves. Trucks can haul loads and people, do farm work, construction work, get through storms and other obstacles. (((They))) want you dependent. (((They))) want us all in SMART;) cars completely useless. Trucks also allow outside entertainment places where cars don’t go. (((They))) don’t want you connected to nature, but subservient to the urban machine.

I like that.

So what is your opinion of an exotic car? For instance, a Ferrari? Why own one if you don’t travel on a racetrack to work?
>freemarket

Deteriorates roads faster? Do you know what a semi-truck is?

Sorta like a truck? Station wagon?

Explain to me how an automatic magicaly increases the torque out put of a given engine

Look up ronny Dahl on YouTube, he doesn't run beadlocks and does some serious shit, not everyone has an ass load of money to spend everytime the break a wheel off road

Nothing magic about it, same principal of a hydraulic jack, torque multiplication

Go look at dyno charts of any given car with an auto vs a manual, often times autos actually put out less power because of parasitic losses

That is a completely different subject. A torque converter (automatic transmission) can multiply or increase torque

lol most people here don't even know what that's for, they've never seen a pothole that would tear their oil pan out on a road that has an official sign which says "not maintained during winter, use at own risk"

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Sweet mallcrawler.

The only way to "increases torque" is through some form of gear reduction, IE gear ratios in the transmission or the final drive ratio in the axles, all the torque converter does is provide a nonrigid coupling from the engine to the trans, what your proposing is that any car with any auto would have a proportionally slower top speed to the "multiplied torque"

Too bad it's a Ford. They should just give up and include a second transmission with your purchase.

You’re wrong

>Not to mention they're easier to control off road

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The stator inside the torque converter is a multiplier.

bolinger

mfw it's not a powerstroke