Get Weinzierl and Heidel in, their long sought after dream team

>get Weinzierl and Heidel in, their long sought after dream team
>"FUCK YEAH! WE'RE BACK! IT'S OUR YEAR!"
>Matip leaves on a free transfer
>lose to Ajax in the most >Schalke way possible
>finish 10th and out of any international spots for the first time in 7 years
>Kolasinac leaves on a free transfer
>already trying to sell Konopljanka who just joined last year for 15mil
>Konopljanka now talking massive shit about Weinzierl
>Meyer not extending his contract (which runs out next year) and is talking shit about the management
>Goretzka wants to leave (contract also running out next year)

>Schalke

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>Schalke

is there a more >Schalke club than >Schalke?

they never fail to make me laugh

HSV maybe

Germany is literally the home of the most cucked clubs in Europe

also
>2001
>they consider Raúl one of their legends of recent years, he only joined because he didn't have the level for Real anymore
>their best player is literally a 2. Bundesliga player

Juventus is a German team?

germanbros, red pill me about Kolasinac

Mentality player like Vidal

Don't forget the fact that they told everyone that they had just loaned Konoplyanka when in fact they had a fixed agreement to buy him at the end of the season.

They literally spent 12,5 million on a player that played about 10 games in which he scored a single league goal and is now trying to force his way out by talking shit about the head coach.

Even absolute memes like Avdijaj did more for the club this season.

There is Arsenal. They are the english >Schalke. So in a way Kolasinac should feel right at home.

At this point I'm fully convinced they will out-hamburg Hamburg next season

>implying Arsenal is even close to being as much of a joke right now as Man Utd is

I hope Howie leaves and they get relegated.

The HSV spent 14 million on Kostic m8, nobody out-hamburgs Hamburg

>s.chalke

>schalke

Wew, wasn't aware things were that bad over there.

at least based burgstaller gets some time on the field

if they ruin schöpf tough..

Weinzierl trusts Schöpf over Meyer and Konoplyanka, pissing the latter two off to the point of wanting to leave the club

You now remember Brel Embolo.

>schalke

>they regularly played CL with Keller, but that wasn't good enough
toppest of all keki

can >Schalke last a cold rainy night in >Schalke

wasn't he the hottest shit ftom Switzerland last summer

>you now remember the last transfer period
>"Konoplyanka is a great winger, he'll put us on the next level!"
>"Coke is an EL-winning RB, he'd walk into any /bundes/ team!"
>"Embolo is literally the greatest talent in Western Europe!"

And then they lost their first 5 games

To be fair, he's been injured since October or something like that.

>meanwhile keller took over a shit team in 2nd bundes and made them promotion candidates

Really makes you think.

>schalke

>schalke

okay I'll give it a go as well
>schalke

I have a deep hatred for Schalke ever since this happened youtube.com/watch?v=v4vAvxVY8mM

I hope Gazprom 04 falls even further than this season and gets relegated

>Gelsenkirchen Schalke 1904

well at least we're above manu in the uefa 5 year ranking

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Red pill me on BMG

Sporting cucks always crying, its sad really

>schalke

we'll come back stronger next season. Top 4 finish guaranteed, as we can concentrate on the league and a lot of deadweight is leaving this summer.

you can screencap this

>early 2000's S.Chalke
muh dick

>don't want to sell Goretzka

Another free transfer incoming.

lel, they're losing like 100mil on these guys.

They are doing a good job with what they have.

united did win europa to secure a cl spot. so they have that over arsenal

>be >Schalke
>choke
many such cases!

>don't want to sell Goretzka

Wrong. Their hands are tied. Buyern approached Goretzka and said: "wait out your contract, youll get 10 million cash and a contract".

This is Lewandowski all over again. Poaching contracts is a Bavarian specialty.

>Buy Ebola
>Ebola gets injured, never plays

>arsenal switch to a back 3 with some success
>acquire this guy who is a FB

Don't worry, Uli the Weiß Wurst saint will lend them €1m at a 20% interest rate when they're bankrupt

Not so fast

>Balotelli to Dormnund

nice digits

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>Schalke

In other news, 60 München could have possibly out>Schalke'd >Schalke this year

(>)Schalke's U17 team is losing right now
youtube.com/watch?v=FFR1nZrEd6o

is this bundes?

No, Sir. I'm afraid it isn't.

ok

>cucking both u17 and u19 out of a revierderby final

Fucking Buyern. No one wants #DerKlassiker.

Checked! Uli BTFO!

Not gonna happen. Deal was about a 16 year old.

why is it called schalke04? was schalke03 already taken?

>t. mad shareholder

I forgot that Buyern has their own tv channel now. What do they even show all day?

Because they were founded 1904?

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Kalle's vlogs

Looks stimulating

looks beschissen if you ask me

Time to ask for refunds dear customers.

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Reminder that >Schalke even >schalked up their greatest succes (>muh Eurofighters) by their biggest rivals (Doofmund) winning the much more desireable Champions League only one week later.

>fucking >Schalke
LAMO

Neinhold pls go

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It's so cute how they're still singing about this today

I'm not Neinhold

>t. neini

no YOU'RE Neini

we wanted Perisic anyway because he knows the league and is very experienced :)

no perisic either

Isco then

Never. Maybe James that qt3.14 but only if Juve, Paris, or any club of the EPL top 6 don't go all-in on him

lel

time for dinner

>survive relegation every year

I am sure Schalke would go down after a playout.

Question: If Superleague was formed tomorrow, would Schalke be apart of it? Are they wealthy enough to jew themselves into it?

No

they'd be part of the super shit league

Hard to say desu. If you go for prestige/history/fanbase, >schalke probably would be one of the german contenders. If there would be a knock-out tournament to determine the german contenders, they would probably loose their decisive match against a club like Augsburg.

No, the club fades into oblivion in the next years

The who from Germany goes in? Bayern, Borussia and RBL? Is Neverkusen rich enough?

bayern, bfc dynamo and nürnberg

depends on the format and if there's some rule like at the start of the bundesliga (no teams from the same city)
lets say it's a league with the top 20 teams by UEFA ranking, the teams would be:

Real Madrid CF
FC Bayern München
FC Barcelona
Club Atlético de Madrid
Juventus
Paris Saint-Germain
Borussia Dortmund
Sevilla FC
SL Benfica
Chelsea FC
Arsenal FC
Manchester City FC
FC Porto
FC Schalke 04
Manchester United FC
Bayer 04 Leverkusen
SSC Napoli
FC Shakhtar Donetsk
FC Zenit
Tottenham Hotspur FC

but i doubt that's what it'd look like

>UEFA ranking

If it ever gets formed, it won't be sanctioned by UEFA, the richest clubs will simply form their own governing body and CL will become Europa League-tier.

Super League can't happen soon enough.
Why force us to watch shitters like Mainz and West Brom when we could be watching several CL semifinal tier matches every weekend.

Can't wait for buyern to eternally fuck off.

Bayern will buy 1860 and within five years they will be dominating the Bundesliga.

okay

>Nicht nur die TSG Hoffenheim interessiert sich für Dortmunds Matthias Ginter. Wie der Guardian am Mittwoch berichtete, hat auch Premier-League-Klub Tottenham Hotspur ein Auge auf den Innenverteidiger geworfen und könnte in den Poker einsteigen. Spurs-Manager Mauricio Pochettino beobachtete Ginter demnach schon im vergangenen Sommer, er soll den 23-Jährigen für seine taktische Flexibilität und Ballbehandlung schätzen. Ginter besitzt in Dortmund noch einen Vertrag bis 2019.
KEK, please let this happen. Dortmund should charge around 50 million. An English team would be stupid enough to pay that much.

Blick: Zakaria to BMG is "fix"

You'll never squeeze that out of Levy. Maybe some other PL team, but not Spurs.

they paid 30m for Son

Son isn't Ginter and 30 isn't 50.
30 is going rate for a winger to a PL team, even though I'm sure it pained Levy to shell out.