>get Weinzierl and Heidel in, their long sought after dream team >"FUCK YEAH! WE'RE BACK! IT'S OUR YEAR!" >Matip leaves on a free transfer >lose to Ajax in the most >Schalke way possible >finish 10th and out of any international spots for the first time in 7 years >Kolasinac leaves on a free transfer >already trying to sell Konopljanka who just joined last year for 15mil >Konopljanka now talking massive shit about Weinzierl >Meyer not extending his contract (which runs out next year) and is talking shit about the management >Goretzka wants to leave (contract also running out next year)
Germany is literally the home of the most cucked clubs in Europe
also >2001 >they consider Raúl one of their legends of recent years, he only joined because he didn't have the level for Real anymore >their best player is literally a 2. Bundesliga player
Angel Williams
Juventus is a German team?
Wyatt Campbell
germanbros, red pill me about Kolasinac
Luis Hughes
Mentality player like Vidal
Brandon Roberts
Don't forget the fact that they told everyone that they had just loaned Konoplyanka when in fact they had a fixed agreement to buy him at the end of the season.
They literally spent 12,5 million on a player that played about 10 games in which he scored a single league goal and is now trying to force his way out by talking shit about the head coach.
Even absolute memes like Avdijaj did more for the club this season.
Blake Cook
There is Arsenal. They are the english >Schalke. So in a way Kolasinac should feel right at home.
Ian Nguyen
At this point I'm fully convinced they will out-hamburg Hamburg next season
Carson Morales
>implying Arsenal is even close to being as much of a joke right now as Man Utd is
Daniel Garcia
I hope Howie leaves and they get relegated.
Cameron Reyes
The HSV spent 14 million on Kostic m8, nobody out-hamburgs Hamburg
Juan Jones
>s.chalke
Josiah Anderson
>schalke
Wew, wasn't aware things were that bad over there.
Colton Young
at least based burgstaller gets some time on the field
if they ruin schöpf tough..
Josiah Reed
Weinzierl trusts Schöpf over Meyer and Konoplyanka, pissing the latter two off to the point of wanting to leave the club
Carson Wilson
You now remember Brel Embolo.
Wyatt Wright
>schalke
Charles Harris
>they regularly played CL with Keller, but that wasn't good enough toppest of all keki
Brayden Thompson
can >Schalke last a cold rainy night in >Schalke
Aaron Young
wasn't he the hottest shit ftom Switzerland last summer
Landon Evans
>you now remember the last transfer period >"Konoplyanka is a great winger, he'll put us on the next level!" >"Coke is an EL-winning RB, he'd walk into any /bundes/ team!" >"Embolo is literally the greatest talent in Western Europe!"
And then they lost their first 5 games
Luke Cooper
To be fair, he's been injured since October or something like that.
Benjamin Edwards
>meanwhile keller took over a shit team in 2nd bundes and made them promotion candidates
Reminder that >Schalke even >schalked up their greatest succes (>muh Eurofighters) by their biggest rivals (Doofmund) winning the much more desireable Champions League only one week later.
It's so cute how they're still singing about this today
John Brooks
I'm not Neinhold
Angel Martinez
>t. neini
Blake Lee
no YOU'RE Neini
Christopher Adams
we wanted Perisic anyway because he knows the league and is very experienced :)
Henry Bailey
no perisic either
Brandon Roberts
Isco then
Jason Gonzalez
Never. Maybe James that qt3.14 but only if Juve, Paris, or any club of the EPL top 6 don't go all-in on him
Kevin Kelly
lel
Kayden Ross
time for dinner
Nicholas Scott
>survive relegation every year
I am sure Schalke would go down after a playout.
Michael Jenkins
Question: If Superleague was formed tomorrow, would Schalke be apart of it? Are they wealthy enough to jew themselves into it?
Ryder Butler
No
Adam Diaz
they'd be part of the super shit league
Evan Harris
Hard to say desu. If you go for prestige/history/fanbase, >schalke probably would be one of the german contenders. If there would be a knock-out tournament to determine the german contenders, they would probably loose their decisive match against a club like Augsburg.
Mason Hill
No, the club fades into oblivion in the next years
Connor Morgan
The who from Germany goes in? Bayern, Borussia and RBL? Is Neverkusen rich enough?
Andrew Carter
bayern, bfc dynamo and nürnberg
Brayden Mitchell
depends on the format and if there's some rule like at the start of the bundesliga (no teams from the same city) lets say it's a league with the top 20 teams by UEFA ranking, the teams would be:
Real Madrid CF FC Bayern München FC Barcelona Club Atlético de Madrid Juventus Paris Saint-Germain Borussia Dortmund Sevilla FC SL Benfica Chelsea FC Arsenal FC Manchester City FC FC Porto FC Schalke 04 Manchester United FC Bayer 04 Leverkusen SSC Napoli FC Shakhtar Donetsk FC Zenit Tottenham Hotspur FC
but i doubt that's what it'd look like
Wyatt Foster
>UEFA ranking
If it ever gets formed, it won't be sanctioned by UEFA, the richest clubs will simply form their own governing body and CL will become Europa League-tier.
Jason Gutierrez
Super League can't happen soon enough. Why force us to watch shitters like Mainz and West Brom when we could be watching several CL semifinal tier matches every weekend.
Jace Young
Can't wait for buyern to eternally fuck off.
Cooper Barnes
Bayern will buy 1860 and within five years they will be dominating the Bundesliga.
Logan Hill
okay
Eli Foster
>Nicht nur die TSG Hoffenheim interessiert sich für Dortmunds Matthias Ginter. Wie der Guardian am Mittwoch berichtete, hat auch Premier-League-Klub Tottenham Hotspur ein Auge auf den Innenverteidiger geworfen und könnte in den Poker einsteigen. Spurs-Manager Mauricio Pochettino beobachtete Ginter demnach schon im vergangenen Sommer, er soll den 23-Jährigen für seine taktische Flexibilität und Ballbehandlung schätzen. Ginter besitzt in Dortmund noch einen Vertrag bis 2019. KEK, please let this happen. Dortmund should charge around 50 million. An English team would be stupid enough to pay that much.
Robert Edwards
Blick: Zakaria to BMG is "fix"
Anthony Sanchez
You'll never squeeze that out of Levy. Maybe some other PL team, but not Spurs.
Angel Scott
they paid 30m for Son
Michael Green
Son isn't Ginter and 30 isn't 50. 30 is going rate for a winger to a PL team, even though I'm sure it pained Levy to shell out.