Trying to date a religious bitch but she keeps texting me questions I don't know the answer to.
So what did God give to moses? Anyone can help?
Trying to date a religious bitch but she keeps texting me questions I don't know the answer to
Aiden Hernandez
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Alexander Diaz
That's what she's texting you?
Gavin Bennett
a blowjob
Grayson Peterson
Aids
Gavin Wood
he gave that mf some power boi
Nicholas Foster
It was one of the questions.
Bentley Green
Wtf you mean questions?! You playing Who wants to be a pussinare something?
William Martin
Something like that. I told her I go to church so ow she's grilling me. Also I know it's not AIDs.
Julian White
The twelve Psalms of Job. Job was a dude god tested to prove to Adam that humanity could love god unconditionally.
Eli Reed
The correct answer is...
A prolapsed rectum.
Owen Bennett
an erection lasting longer than 4 hours
Brayden Morales
the bible?, 10 commandments?, wine and bread? who knows that was like 2000 years ago who cares
Parker Butler
OK thanks
David Bailey
Don't do it man, they pass that shit on like being a republcan't. It's not worth the trouble, go find a sane chick
Isaac Williams
Made him the first water bender
Christopher Scott
Fuck that she said that's not true.
Now she's asking me what is
really hard for a rich person to do?
Anyone?
Nathan Robinson
Xavier Lee
To help others. Rich people back then were focused on donating to church and getting holy that they would forget the whole 'be unto others as you are unto me (god)'.
Andrew Jackson
ITT: OP tries to find the overlap between girls that put out and girls that send you bible trivia
>protip
Nicholas Howard
a battle of 2 proselytising religions,each desirous of converting the other you want to convert her poon hole
she wants you to follow the lord on high
you will destroy each other like matter & antimatter
Thomas Fisher
GO THROUGH THE EYE OF THE NEEDLE
srsly
Jeremiah Lewis
A sign to get out while he still could.
Carson Taylor
Go through the eye of a needle?
Are you sure? Seems it would be
hard for anyone not just rich.
Christian Garcia
yes nigger, trust me. also, the correct verb is "pass", not "go"
David Thomas
Because that's the absolute last thing you want in a wife. A woman who believes it's her duty to God to support, be loyal to, and regularly fuck her husband.
Dumbass kids.
Justin Brown
OK trying
Jeremiah Evans
"Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
Nicholas Gomez
Jesus shit do you not know basic religion? God gave Moses the fucking commandments.
Lol wtf am I reading.
It's harder for a rich man to go to heaven.
Jeremiah Lewis
you almost had me lol 6/8
Landon Perez
>GO THROUGH THE EYE OF THE NEEDLE
She said it is basically correct but now
she wants to know what is better than to give?
Levi Mitchell
To take
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Nolan Adams
God gave Moses directions to lead the Israelites to go out the desert, past the sea, and into another fucking desert.
Chase Morgan
Rules and shiet.
Josiah Williams
kek