When are we going to get the Year of the Spoon?

When are we going to get the Year of the Spoon?

I miss him so much, where did it all go so wrong?

sorry, who is this? my guess is he's a failed real estate agent from one of those failed property porn shows. either that or he used to be inside a furry costume on some kid's show and he got canned for inappropriate behavior.

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His mortgage has to be at least 700 a month. How can he survive on this?

I'd like to see you say that to his face.

What's his end game?

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the fuck is his issue

>implying he ever started

>lots of wild content, coming soon!

I'm fucking dying here

Spoony....what the hell happened to this guy?

1 content is infinity % more than 0 content

Him and April are practically hardcore NEETs. They live on the absolute bare minimum.

At some point they're going to hit the breaking point. He might still have a bunch saved over from when he was getting 5,000 a month.

His financial model is NOT sustainable at all.

bare minimum and booze

>coming soon

Soon can be defined in many ways.

>fell in love with Spoony because of his early FF8 videos
>enjoyed his other FMV-hell era reviews of movies and games
>Phantasmagoria is max-tier comfy
>loved the hell out of the entire Avatar series, even the cringy """acting"""
>has literally done nothing worth watching since then

How? He has proven that if he's i the right mindset he CAN produce good content. Is it just laziness?

My frequency of visits to his site are down to about once a year now.

>He might still have a bunch saved over from when he was getting 5,000 a month
Sure, sure.

>sustainable

April works, isn't she? It is possible to sustain two ultra-conservative people even on low-paying jobs.

The only problem they might have is the house. That shit's going to turn into a burden real quick.

Lazy + insane. He clearly doesn't give a shit about his fans or making videos. So he coasts on doing as little as he can to survive. Plus I think his brain and personality have massively changed. I blame his medications.

Some clam dumped him and everything started going downhill.
After the rape dungeon debacle shit got really nasty and he started to take meds, never been the same since

>tfw i actually like counter monkey and nobody else does

its better than the wrestling shit at least

You're not the only one! I've heard a few people say that the medication has taken the energy out of him.

Was he really that terribly unhappy before he started taking them?

His insanity was his charm, but I'm guessing the pros of getting 5 grand a month for doing don't outweigh the cons of ones mental health.

Counter monkey is barely passable on it's best days.

It's the absolute least demanding content he has (next to the wrestling shit) that still has a small following.

>Was he really that terribly unhappy before he started taking them?

Nope. He was normal and full of life. Post medication he's not sleeping right, has no energy, etc.

If you go to a doc and whine enough they will giv eyou a diagnosis adn some pills. It means nothing.

I still sometimes re-watch his old shit when I'm in the mood.

Too bad so much of his crap got taken down.

Most of the old stuff exists only on Russian mirror-accounts on YouTube in proud 240p.

I mean, I would rather have actual reviews and shit, but if the choice is between counter monkey and nothing/wrestling shit i'll choose counter monkey

>taken down
Why?

He must be taking them for some reason, and that whining to the doc must have come from somewhere.

Without sounding like too much of a hippiefag I genuinely believe that a lot of people who are depressed need to find a more natural way to get the fuck over it.

For fucks sake I'm a slav living in what you Americans would consider a tool shed. Can Spoony's life really be such a fucking burden?

Doesn't she sell jewelery on facebook or some shit? Though if anyone knows where she works tell me where, if spoony can land her I think I might have a chance. I want to see his final descent into madness.

Oh, yeah, no doubt. Counter Monkey is at least SOMETHING. And like I said, on it's best days it's actually passable.

The wrestling stuff is abysmal though.

Why are these YouTube ecelebs always so into this retarded crap? For fucks sake even intelligent ones with great degrees and good work on the side can't stop themselves from blogging about this meaningless """sport""".

It's an endless endless wave of shitty movies and video games mixed with some cheap booze and a chick who looks like a keebler elf. His life is fucking tragic desu

He used Biip (I think?) or some other video site that payed a little better than JewTube. When it got abruptly taken down with practically no notice he realized he didn't have the source files of any of those videos anymore.

Some of his videos literally only exist on YouTube mirror-accounts now.

He doesn't even do the wrestling stuff any more though.

Thank fucking god

>shitty movies and video games
I know that most are bad, but despite what Sup Forums and Sup Forums might think, exceptions do exist. I heard him blog about genuinely enjoying the last Persona game if I recall.

>cheap booze
As mentioned, slav here, I exist on cheap booze. Combine it with a 4/10 movie and you've got yourself a fun evening.

>chick
He should honestly just dump her.

payperviews are expensive

You're not confusing him with DSP? His girlfriend sells soap online. He's probably more Sup Forums-territory though.

Honestly if you're anywhere above a 2/10 you could probably nail a girl of her caliber. You'd have to look downright repulsive to fail.

That's true, I doubt he can afford the 9.99 a month for the WWE Network.

Maybe he went and got a real job.

i would if i knew who the hell he was.he doesn't look like he could fight his way out of a torn condom.

>quads BTFO wrestlingfags

>dat feel when truth is sane and medicated Spoony simply isn't fun or engaging

The thing is, thats all that he does. That sort of monotony can turn a perfectly functional human into a robot. between that and his meds, hes probably devolved into some smeagol like state of existence at this point

Did you miss his new Counter Monkey video or something? Sure, it's only five months late, but it's here!

Not him but this makes me sad. He used to be so full of life. He'd visit all sorts of conferences where he'd hang out with other e-celebs and shit. Now he just does nothing.

please stop posting about spoony.

He hasn't made an interesting video in years and it's just not gonna happen.

I'll take 10 bane posts over his greasy grin any day of the week

It's just getting older and realizing you did jack shit with your life other than some online videos. Loss of that Patreon money can't have helped either.

we need to get into his head somehow

SPOONY JUST RECORD ANYTHING
don't overproduce shit, just do like any other youtuber outthere

Theres only one person who can save spoony, and that person is himself. There is nothing that we can do to reach him.

can I pay him to do something else with his life? maybe get a job he enjoys doing without being a vlog whore?

>He must be taking them for some reason, and that whining to the doc must have come from somewhere.

It was his girlfriend that left him that did it. It was obviously his first relationship. It destroyed him. I do think he would have recovered on his own, but he went for meds.

Any dime you give him is just going to perpetuate the sickness.

The only way Spoony will ever look for employment again is if he's unable to sustain his very minimal lifestyle without it.

Wasn't he a software developer or something? I could have sworn he mentioned that in a video at some point. Aren't those pretty sought after?

unfortunately we can't he disabled comments on his website and youtube and he blocks anyone on twitter or stream that begins to bring up uncomfortable subjects and April while perfectly happy to live of the spoils of his viewerbase will only complain when people try to get her to relay their concerns about him through her.

>Wasn't he a software developer or something?
from what i remember he was a computer science major, but he claimed his education is too outdated

I remember that. Wasn't she some fem-geek that demanded a space for a banner of his site and some shit.

Spoony really was one of those people who did his best work when he was lonely and sad.

In Norway "suffering artist" is an expression.

>lots of wild content
>lots

Implies more than one fucking vid

>soon

Soon usually means not six fucking months.

complain about their asking her I mean

That might actually be true though. I heard from a friend of mine that did software engineering (not CS, but they are probably similar enough to compare) that by the time you leave college, half the stuff you've been taught is essentially obsolete.

>Soon usually means not six fucking months.

Soon can mean anything from 6 months to 6 years in Spoony-tongue.

I told April on tiwtter that they face financial ruin unless Noah starts making vids. she blocked me. Noah has not blocked me yet.

Fuck Spoony, I want a series based on Miles removing burrito.

Despite working under Sheriff Joe Arpaio, and personally blowing away an illegal Mexican, Miles is actually a secular leftie who votes Democrat.

it's the "wild" part that makes me laugh the most.

Strap in, Spoony will be back with a new EXTREME video ..soon.

He still has this mentality from Channel Awesome where the videos need an opening, scripts and side-characthers performed by himself.
No wonder he can't do shit, while pewdiepie just rolls the camera and make ""funny"" comments

The house was paid in full.

See Twitter is where you went wrong. You should have sent a hit squad dressed like clowns to spell it out with bullets on the side of her garage - that always gets the point across.

Spoony's most successful stuff by far was his FMV-hell videos, where he'd review old FMV games.

In those videos there was nothing but commentary over gameplay on-screen with the occasional cut-back to him talking into a camera from a chair.

This was Spoony at his "purest".

>FF13-2 review never coming

Why Spoony? I will agree that some of your latter FF13 stuff was a little wobbly sometimes, but it was always watchable and sometimes even funny.

Why, why, why?

>The house was paid in full.

No. Downpayment from his retirement savings, and then the rest is mortgage.

>le wacky and randum humor!! XDD

He only does that to keep everyone on their toes. He's a wildcard.

Already tried that, didn't work.

Officer Miles "Bullet Hell at Taco Bell" Antwiler
Officer Miles "Sees a Spic & His Gun Goes Click" Antwiler
Officer Miles "Forget The Wall, Just Shoot Them All" Antwiler
Officer Miles "Immigrate via truck then you're shit outta luck" Antwiler

Look he's contemplating putting Spoony out of everyone's misery right here in pic related.

What's the context of that image?

And god Noah has looked like death for ages. And i swear his nose was never that big.

He's fucking wormtongue now.

>context
some sort of psychotic break were spoony thinks he's driving through the Arizona desert even when he's in a padded cell?

>He's fucking wormtongue now.
cant unsee it

His nose was always the stuff of legends, user. Even when he was younger he could block out the sun with that thing.

I've been saying that for the past year!

Jim Webb type lefty or full blown #i'mwithher cuckold?

Full blown SJW ultra-liberal.

that's just his mild mannered alter-ego he puts on to keep internal affairs off his back

Miles isn't an SJW, he just plays one on the internet so he can keep removing taco.

He had one of the higher patreons I've ever seen, as well. I mean there are plenty of super mainstream YouTube personalities that obviously have higher, but considering Spoony's a real old guard type, the original 5k he got off the bat shows he at least DID have a dedicated fanbase.

Then he started doing livestreams and we got to see how insane he really was.

Time is harsh. Particularly if all you drink is soda.

It's already here, what are you talking about? He doubled his video output from last year

at 28 he was pretty good looking

Spoony really does not come across as the sort of guy that can control himself when it comes to money. Even before he started pulling in 5k he already had his room filled with expensive looking nerd shit that just piled up over the years, and that's not getting into his newfound alcoholism. Only hope he has is if April is indeed working a regular job and managing their finances.

I still waiting for season three of latza

On hiatus until Disney finds out about his racist tendencies

>my guess is he's a failed real estate agent from one of those failed property porn shows. either that or he used to be inside a furry costume on some kid's show and he got canned for inappropriate behavior
Both of these would be more interesting than the truth.

>by the time you leave college, half the stuff you've been taught is essentially obsolete
They teach programming principles, which don't substantially change. Then again, I'm a developer who's a college dropout that majored in English.

Never. He's a lazy fuck.

How is his patreon still up? Multiple people have reported his patreon and they still have it active after months of inactivity. Does patreon have no rules?

people keep givin'
pretty sure Patreon gets a share

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>Spoony
>hitting anyone

Kek, I'd like to see him try.

>he fell for the russia meme

>revealing information a candidate wants hidden undermines the election process

I am glad I will never be this stupid.

>finally a spoony/channelawesome thread
I literally thought he died. I rely on Sup Forums to keep me up to date with e-celebs.