Neighbour locked himself out of his apartment.
Trips decide what to do
Neighbour locked himself out of his apartment.
Trips decide what to do
Suck his dick.
Pretend to have a spare key to his door.
OP here, not my type of man
Call the police and say that there is an unknown man outside your neighbours door trying to get in.
OP here, forgot to mention:
He is drunk as fuck
open your door, run full speed, and jump kick his door in
Not OP Here. Sounds like a great idea
order him a pizza
Even more reason to call the police.
go into the hall and start screaming and try to dry hump him
THIS
Seduce him
If he's drunk take his stuff
kek
reroll for this
Paintball him
Go out there and help him get in. Getting locked out sucks donkey balls.
It's easy as fuck to open most locked doors, though. People should learn. Get a butter knife, or a credit card, and go slide it through the door crack.
samefag
it's cringeworthy because you said "kek" and pretended to be someone else
Rolling for this.
Rollerskates
Rollercopter
throw a sandwich at him
Grab a kitchen knife, put on a mask, run out the door and stab his kidney, run away.
shout "HUB A GUB GUB" "UBBA GUB GUB HUBBAHH"
OP here, door is locked. He came back from drinking
Play some shitty music out your door and wait for him to notice and once he does call the cops and tell them that there's a drunk man playing shitty music out your door
Roll for both of these.
kiss him gently on the cheek
invite him for vidya
Flip a coin. Heads you order him a pizza tails you beg him to let you suck his dick
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let him in your house and be nice to him while you call a lock smith
Seduce him and give him the phone number of your local pizza hut
Shoot his ass
Fuck you samefag
Cringewirthy for using kek
Lol you are loser
try to kick his door in
rolling for what this guy is rolling for
Piss on him
Rolling for this
Open the door naked and fingering your bellybutton with a dead stare.
Walk out with a toilet paper roll, ask him if he is upset.
Do normal helpful stuff from then on.
Wholesome, roll.
order pizza for him
Rerolling
Bring him in let him sleep on your couch until he sobers up and let him figure his shit out in the morning
He needs a extra large pizza with mushrooms and olives. Get it for him.
Ding.
this please
Fuck us.
pizza for him now
wasn't me lol
Bring him into your home and fuck him
go show him the picture you took of him through your peephole
this. also make him a bowl of eggs
Give him more alcohol
please
Roll.
Pull out the mac10 and shoot the mother fucker
LOL, roll.
you were saying, fag?
Check em
Rolling.
let him in to your place and a pizza
lulz
I bet you wish you had just helped him instead of making a thread about it.
Help a nigga out
Call the police sayin someone is trying to get in your apartment.
Then go out with your neighbour.
Tell him you can help him open his door.
Then go apeshit mode and kick open his door.
Do the moonwalk back into your apartment.
Wait for the police.
>door is locked
No shit. Are you drunk too? Read my post again. It's easy to unlock it.
Also
reroll
He is trying to open the door with his shoe
Lol this
Took too long to photoshop.
Rolling for:
and
ok dude knock him out while hes distracted
OP might make a new friend
REROLL
how about you see if you can help him, you torg
This.
Koncho his ass (go behind him and stick your finger in his ass and record it for all of us to enjoy
run into the hall and trip him
I'm on my phone, you fucking ignoramus.
Go lick his ass hole
roll
Walk up to him with a bottle of white liquid
Ask him if he wants some cum
Before he can respond dump it on him and casually walk back into your apartment like nothing happened
Waste
Rolling for this
Roll for cops
This
It is like something is trying to stray help from this man.
Winrar
are those trips? no. so shut the fuck up.
He is trying to sleep now ... while knocking the door
slap him on the back of the head, scream in his ear and run back inside
Are you gay?
retard
Casually stab him with a butter knife then just walk back into your apartment like nothing happened
Suck his dick
Shit on him
kick his door in
Walk out there entirely naked smearing nutella or peanut butter on yor CAK and BAWLS. Meanwhile be completely normal and offer advice and to help.
Invite him in to cuddle, call a locksmith
are you autistic?
Attempt to convince him that all human actions are predetermined, and that he was meant to suffer this way.