Neighbour locked himself out of his apartment

Neighbour locked himself out of his apartment.

Trips decide what to do

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Suck his dick.

Pretend to have a spare key to his door.

OP here, not my type of man

Call the police and say that there is an unknown man outside your neighbours door trying to get in.

OP here, forgot to mention:

He is drunk as fuck

open your door, run full speed, and jump kick his door in

Not OP Here. Sounds like a great idea

order him a pizza

Even more reason to call the police.

go into the hall and start screaming and try to dry hump him

THIS

Seduce him

If he's drunk take his stuff

kek

reroll for this

Paintball him

Go out there and help him get in. Getting locked out sucks donkey balls.

It's easy as fuck to open most locked doors, though. People should learn. Get a butter knife, or a credit card, and go slide it through the door crack.

samefag
it's cringeworthy because you said "kek" and pretended to be someone else

Rolling for this.

Rollerskates

Rollercopter

throw a sandwich at him

Grab a kitchen knife, put on a mask, run out the door and stab his kidney, run away.

shout "HUB A GUB GUB" "UBBA GUB GUB HUBBAHH"

OP here, door is locked. He came back from drinking

Play some shitty music out your door and wait for him to notice and once he does call the cops and tell them that there's a drunk man playing shitty music out your door

Roll for both of these.

kiss him gently on the cheek

invite him for vidya

Flip a coin. Heads you order him a pizza tails you beg him to let you suck his dick

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let him in your house and be nice to him while you call a lock smith

Seduce him and give him the phone number of your local pizza hut

Shoot his ass

Fuck you samefag
Cringewirthy for using kek
Lol you are loser

try to kick his door in

rolling for what this guy is rolling for

Piss on him

Rolling for this

Open the door naked and fingering your bellybutton with a dead stare.

Walk out with a toilet paper roll, ask him if he is upset.

Do normal helpful stuff from then on.

Wholesome, roll.

order pizza for him

Rerolling

Bring him in let him sleep on your couch until he sobers up and let him figure his shit out in the morning

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He needs a extra large pizza with mushrooms and olives. Get it for him.

Ding.

this please

Fuck us.

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pizza for him now

wasn't me lol

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Bring him into your home and fuck him

go show him the picture you took of him through your peephole

this. also make him a bowl of eggs

Give him more alcohol

please

Roll.

Pull out the mac10 and shoot the mother fucker

LOL, roll.

you were saying, fag?

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Check em

Rolling.

let him in to your place and a pizza

lulz

I bet you wish you had just helped him instead of making a thread about it.

Help a nigga out

Call the police sayin someone is trying to get in your apartment.
Then go out with your neighbour.
Tell him you can help him open his door.
Then go apeshit mode and kick open his door.
Do the moonwalk back into your apartment.
Wait for the police.

>door is locked
No shit. Are you drunk too? Read my post again. It's easy to unlock it.
Also
reroll

He is trying to open the door with his shoe

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Lol this

Took too long to photoshop.


Rolling for:
and

ok dude knock him out while hes distracted

OP might make a new friend
REROLL

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how about you see if you can help him, you torg

This.

Koncho his ass (go behind him and stick your finger in his ass and record it for all of us to enjoy

run into the hall and trip him

I'm on my phone, you fucking ignoramus.

Go lick his ass hole

roll

Walk up to him with a bottle of white liquid
Ask him if he wants some cum
Before he can respond dump it on him and casually walk back into your apartment like nothing happened

Waste

Rolling for this

Roll for cops

This

It is like something is trying to stray help from this man.

Winrar

are those trips? no. so shut the fuck up.

He is trying to sleep now ... while knocking the door

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slap him on the back of the head, scream in his ear and run back inside

Are you gay?

retard

Casually stab him with a butter knife then just walk back into your apartment like nothing happened

Suck his dick

Shit on him

kick his door in

Walk out there entirely naked smearing nutella or peanut butter on yor CAK and BAWLS. Meanwhile be completely normal and offer advice and to help.

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Invite him in to cuddle, call a locksmith

are you autistic?

Attempt to convince him that all human actions are predetermined, and that he was meant to suffer this way.