Name 1 impossible thing and anons will show you how it can be done.
Name 1 impossible thing and anons will show you how it can be done
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Legalize cheese pizza.
BTW, love your image.
Getting an asian to pronounce rollercoaster properly.
have a real waifu
Successful communism
Gun Control in 'Murica
I would love to go to Japan and teach a class that's just how to pronounce the sounds that aren't present in Japanese. Call it "Fifty-Six Lamps."
You win
Op's a fag
Everything is legal if you wont get caught
plenty of asians who can do that
waifus are very real if you have enough imagination
just dont make it a dictatorship
stop supporting NRA and assassinate the puppetmasters
know whether or not you'll end up killing me while my back is turned
Licking your elbow
Stand on the sun
>everything is lehal if you dont get caught
No you faggot, it's still illegal and your answer is shit. Find a real way to make this impossibility a possibility or ur a fag.
How do I become a father to a cute loli without a wife? For snuggling purposes only
Adoption
Kidnap some
cure incurable diseases
Read this and you'll understand why communism won't work even if it's not a "dictatorship" jim.com
Cut your hand of at the shoulder
Kill whoevers infected. The pathogen will die too.
Make a rocket and land there
You will probably evaporate in like a microsecond but mission accomplished
Make my penis large enough to compete with black men
just go at night
duh
we 2001 now bois
You'd burn up before reaching it
Stop OP from being a faggot
If you can prove you're in a stable job, nice housing, the time to care for them, and are cleared psychologically so there's no chance of abuse then yes.
Beat SCP Containment Breach on Keter
Nice thanks user
>realize SCP is children's stories
That's totally legal tho idiot. I ordered some yesterday.
Girth surgeries with grafts + andropenis extender
my first instinct was to tell you to lurk more
then I reconsidered
leave while you're not yet a completely broken retard
Sorry, bro, that's a lost case.
perpetual motion machine
Find a way to pull energy from other universes
>run out of shitty universes to burn
what now smart guy?
>infinite universe theory
Forgive my user, for I have sinned
given an infinite number of universes, the question is then a matter of ratio. if an infinite number of universes begin burning other universes, they'll run out all the same. if we're the only dicks in the multiverse, we should be fine.
Ratio doesn't make sense once infinity is a thing.
>run out of infinity
Convert an entire nation to the shitty new-age Islam where the Muslims can do all their degenerate shit but there are no weird conservative laws tied in.
Genocide.
Fuck my hot cousin
Or make a time machine to go back a little over 100 years when pedophilia wasn't frowned upon.
unironically kill yourself
You first edgy
ok fair enough
Self suck without being flexible or breaking neck or injurying self
Get a bigger dick
Use a portal gun. Shoot one portal at dick level, the other at mouth level. Poke dick through lower portal, suck it at upper portal.
1. Obtain dick
2. Obtain cousin
3. Insert 1 into 2
Right on man. Also checking your 1488 dubs
Yeah but that's still impossible you fucking idiot only forward time travel MIGHT make sense
Cut off your dick
Nah fuk u mang
>without injuring self
>implying you can't go backward, creating a new branch on the timeline, which would avoid paradoxes
It's funny, you say impossible, but give it another 10-20 years and it'll be legal. It's all part of (((their))) plan.
have sex with my super cute 12yo niece
>two neet neckbeards meet in a loli thread
>get married and have all the rights of a straight couple since genders have rights too
>adopt 6 year old
Is that an offer?
1. Obtain dick
2. Obtain super cute 12yo niece
3. Insert 1 into 2
4. Prepare your ass because prison is hard
That doesnt make it legal tho.
didnt i see you like 40 minutes ago?
Rape your mum
(It's impossible because she will ALWAYS consent)
SOOOOOOO you arent going to backstab me right OP?
cause i'd totally rather help you kill someone else if you're trying to get your snuff fix
Get her drunk first. Latest word on rape is that the intoxicated are not capable of giving consent.
sure why not. let me know how it goes.
1-3 done. no need to worry about legal ramifications
>Hmm...He was behind of it.
Your mum is such a slut it's been written into law that she cannot be raped.
>google "Jet Black 2"
Have you tried this lately? It seems to be all Sup Forums shit.
Do it while she's asleep. That always counts as rape.
I think you don't understand how much of a slut your mum is.
Well then tell her that you can only get hard for her if she resists and doesn't consent.
is this some meme?
yeah wtf even is jet black 2?
being less of a piece of shit.
I have no clue. I was expecting some gay porn with black guys, this being Sup Forums. But since I saw the same image in a couple other threads, I now think it's probably some shitty attempt at shilling a product.
Flush.
Go on, then.
FC Soulless 4.
Do it, I dare you.
But it's FREE!
Sup Forums doing raids again
>Make a raid thread
But seriously, mods started banning people for starting raids. It's global rule 4.
probably should have said Sup Forums doing good raids
How can I be 10 years old again physically while keeping the same penis size more or less or bigger. I’m 25 doing pretty good at 7 inches thicc
I wanna live out my shotta fantasies I never got to