Name 1 impossible thing and anons will show you how it can be done

Name 1 impossible thing and anons will show you how it can be done.

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Legalize cheese pizza.

BTW, love your image.

Getting an asian to pronounce rollercoaster properly.

have a real waifu

Successful communism

Gun Control in 'Murica

I would love to go to Japan and teach a class that's just how to pronounce the sounds that aren't present in Japanese. Call it "Fifty-Six Lamps."

You win

Op's a fag

Everything is legal if you wont get caught
plenty of asians who can do that
waifus are very real if you have enough imagination
just dont make it a dictatorship
stop supporting NRA and assassinate the puppetmasters

know whether or not you'll end up killing me while my back is turned

Licking your elbow

Stand on the sun

>everything is lehal if you dont get caught
No you faggot, it's still illegal and your answer is shit. Find a real way to make this impossibility a possibility or ur a fag.

How do I become a father to a cute loli without a wife? For snuggling purposes only

Adoption

Kidnap some

cure incurable diseases

Read this and you'll understand why communism won't work even if it's not a "dictatorship" jim.com/killingfields.html

Cut your hand of at the shoulder

Kill whoevers infected. The pathogen will die too.

Make a rocket and land there

You will probably evaporate in like a microsecond but mission accomplished

Make my penis large enough to compete with black men

just go at night
duh
we 2001 now bois

You'd burn up before reaching it

Stop OP from being a faggot

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If you can prove you're in a stable job, nice housing, the time to care for them, and are cleared psychologically so there's no chance of abuse then yes.

Beat SCP Containment Breach on Keter

Nice thanks user

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>realize SCP is children's stories

That's totally legal tho idiot. I ordered some yesterday.

Girth surgeries with grafts + andropenis extender

my first instinct was to tell you to lurk more
then I reconsidered
leave while you're not yet a completely broken retard

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Sorry, bro, that's a lost case.

perpetual motion machine

Find a way to pull energy from other universes

>run out of shitty universes to burn
what now smart guy?

>infinite universe theory

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Forgive my user, for I have sinned

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given an infinite number of universes, the question is then a matter of ratio. if an infinite number of universes begin burning other universes, they'll run out all the same. if we're the only dicks in the multiverse, we should be fine.

Ratio doesn't make sense once infinity is a thing.

>run out of infinity

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Convert an entire nation to the shitty new-age Islam where the Muslims can do all their degenerate shit but there are no weird conservative laws tied in.

Genocide.

Fuck my hot cousin

Or make a time machine to go back a little over 100 years when pedophilia wasn't frowned upon.

unironically kill yourself

You first edgy

ok fair enough

Self suck without being flexible or breaking neck or injurying self

Get a bigger dick

Use a portal gun. Shoot one portal at dick level, the other at mouth level. Poke dick through lower portal, suck it at upper portal.

1. Obtain dick
2. Obtain cousin
3. Insert 1 into 2

Right on man. Also checking your 1488 dubs

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Yeah but that's still impossible you fucking idiot only forward time travel MIGHT make sense

Cut off your dick

Nah fuk u mang

>without injuring self

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>implying you can't go backward, creating a new branch on the timeline, which would avoid paradoxes

It's funny, you say impossible, but give it another 10-20 years and it'll be legal. It's all part of (((their))) plan.

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have sex with my super cute 12yo niece

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>two neet neckbeards meet in a loli thread
>get married and have all the rights of a straight couple since genders have rights too
>adopt 6 year old

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Is that an offer?

1. Obtain dick
2. Obtain super cute 12yo niece
3. Insert 1 into 2
4. Prepare your ass because prison is hard

That doesnt make it legal tho.

didnt i see you like 40 minutes ago?

Rape your mum
(It's impossible because she will ALWAYS consent)

SOOOOOOO you arent going to backstab me right OP?
cause i'd totally rather help you kill someone else if you're trying to get your snuff fix

Get her drunk first. Latest word on rape is that the intoxicated are not capable of giving consent.

sure why not. let me know how it goes.

1-3 done. no need to worry about legal ramifications

>Hmm...He was behind of it.

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Your mum is such a slut it's been written into law that she cannot be raped.

>google "Jet Black 2"

Have you tried this lately? It seems to be all Sup Forums shit.

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Do it while she's asleep. That always counts as rape.

I think you don't understand how much of a slut your mum is.

Well then tell her that you can only get hard for her if she resists and doesn't consent.

is this some meme?

yeah wtf even is jet black 2?

being less of a piece of shit.

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I have no clue. I was expecting some gay porn with black guys, this being Sup Forums. But since I saw the same image in a couple other threads, I now think it's probably some shitty attempt at shilling a product.

Flush.

Go on, then.

FC Soulless 4.

Do it, I dare you.

But it's FREE!

Sup Forums doing raids again

>Make a raid thread
But seriously, mods started banning people for starting raids. It's global rule 4.

probably should have said Sup Forums doing good raids

How can I be 10 years old again physically while keeping the same penis size more or less or bigger. I’m 25 doing pretty good at 7 inches thicc

I wanna live out my shotta fantasies I never got to

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