Chick passed out on couch next to me. Dubs decides what I do (no sexual assault)

Chick passed out on couch next to me. Dubs decides what I do (no sexual assault)

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Take her back to your house and feed her a bowl of eggs.

Sexually assault her

MATE

How the fuck do I do that without waking her up

Take a photo of you with her smartphone

post picture of her
then undress her and send more pictures

Not dubs but easy

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suck on her titties

>be on /b
>refuses to do sexual assault
>did I mention be on /b

MFW

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>YOU with HER phone
>YOU
>HER PHONE

are you fucking stupid?

Girl in question (yes she’s 18)

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I’m on Sup Forums so yea I am retarded

Dont worry, she looks 30. No one thought she was underaged you mongoloid

Fine. Sharpie in pooper. If you can't find a sharpie, use your finger or a pencil.

Draw a dick on her face in sharpie

Does she have nudes in her phone?

draw a sharpie on her dick in face

Already tried. Don’t know passcode and no fingerprint

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Put her finger on her phone, genius.

Maybe he meant no fingerprint reader (?)

Yeah, and even if it’s an iPhone and needs a password to enable fingerprint

not our problem, faggot, dubs decided

Rape her, faggot.

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Wake her up.

Is she a thong or a pantie girl?

Flash it and post it

Rape her pussy, she wont remember

^ Rape ^

Show us her bush

Steal her kidney

As opposed to raping her forehead? Virgin detected.

She’s passed out in the living room and other people are still up. Once it calms down I’ll try to sneak a dick pic next to her

Dubs op. U gotta.

undress her pants

undress and send nudes of her

dick on face in sharpie

rape her faggot

Thy dubs hath spoken!

take off her underwear

Well there ya go

Suck her dick

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undress her take pics and stick it inside of her.

I'm just gonna leave this here.

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dookie in her hand and make her nose itch