Ask a girl surviving in the woods anything.
Ask a girl surviving in the woods anything
are you a fag?
you know the drill...
No I like penis
How do you get access to the internet in the woods?
Tits or gtfo
fags like penis
What is the fire telling you?
what's your battery %?
I have a good provider
It's a special new AOL service, how have you not heard about it?
It's saying send dick pics
78 percent pretty good
Pretty sure OP is a fag. Can't answer questions and pretty fuckin borin
you know what to do OP
are you alone?
Is tits it gtfo the question?
What state are you in? MA
Yes
Michigan
Why are you in the woods
Because real life sucks and I needed to get away
Show tits. Please.
Also, what gear do you have for your overnight bugout?
how's the sleeping duds, bruh
we talkin' bag or tent or RV or cabin?
They have good service at most camp grounds, which is obviously where "she" is at, user.
Knife, tent, matches. Show dick first
Is your name Monica?
Obey the rules
wanna suck some cock? I'm in Las Vegas, holla!
>obviously in a backyard
simmer down teenage angst
There is a fence and table in the woods?
tits or gtfo
Dont you understand the rules yet? Obey them, do it bitch!
Coke or pepsi?
Kek poor virgin trying to get fake girl on internet to show tits
you do know that you sitting in the woods is stil real life.. Nothing changes with you drinking alone out there. only if you want your life to change will it. but the beer is proof to me that you dont.
Coke
Fag detected
tits or gtfo
There you go. ;)
Assuming she really is a girl, which doesn't mean shit, look at the situation: sitting in the woods in the middle of the night, trying her best to get attention, and still the only interesting thing about her is the possibility of her tits, which are probably nasty and will be forgotten in 50 seconds.
Flaccid, you can do better than that
nice
Fart as loud as you can then stinkfart a poop on your toes lol
are we collectively in agreement that we're trading dick for tits here?
cause we need to be in unison agreement about this, legal and everything you know
Ellie, is that you?
KEK
Wait wat?
Tell a campfire story about demons to the nightengale sky. Hope you don't get a spook demon!
Coke or pepsi?
Bitch you said dick for tits. He showed his dick now show your tits ho
Yeah no
Forget the tits. I want this now.
>stinkfart a poop on your toes
Bitch show your tits now, he showed his dick
If it's you then I still love you. I was just scared to talk to you because I felt we were growing apart and if we did talk maybe you'd find it forced and awkward and would make up your mind and break up. Then I thought you were falling for Jay for a while and that brought me down. If it's you, I still love you, even though I've done a horrible job at showing it. I promised I'd always be your friend.
Need encouragement to get hard femanon. -_-
>Starting to wonder whether you will deliver anyways.
Dubs of truth!
I'm glad you took time out of your life to reverse image search that.
I'm just trying to get lewds for the Sup Forumsros man
deliver, OP! Stinkfart a poop on them toes!
the only valid thing to post here.
Lol get her to stinkpoop on her toes in the woods bro
Fuck, shave that ginger shit
How has your day been?
Stinkfart! Stinkfart! Stinkfart!
Shitty. i am getting off here my Kik ud quietcat1 Bye
You're out in the woods alone, let go and give the internet what it wants. A poop stinkfarted onto your toes
Me need a poop stinkfarted onto your toes!!!
I have red head pubes?
Whoa bro
Nice fence now show us your tits you fucking my lying twat.
Do u sex wit bears?