ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / STUPID OPINIONS / FETISHES / ETC

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / STUPID OPINIONS / FETISHES / ETC

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bump

I intentionally drove a vip through an ambush

I want to cover my gf in body oil. We once split up for a few days and the thought of her doing someone else was both horrifying but also a turn on.
Sometimes think about what it would be like to trade bodies.

>cover my gf in body oil
why havent you?

usually there isnt much foreplay and sex has been dry because of a few reasons mainly due to relationship previously being longdistance

idk its hard to find a time that she would be up to that

ok, i see

im really mad that i havent fucked an indian broad

such is life user

from india or native american?

india/pakistan etc
do native americans even exist?

i would suggest not hitting that

yes native americans exist

lol where u from? they exist.

new york, never see one IRL (aside from people who are 1/16 injun or whatever)
ok not like from india, a brown chick from dallas etc

I lay in bed next to my GF and dream about my ex... I hate my life...

ya most reservations are in the west

its normal to want what you cant have

but that doesnt mean you shouldnt stay with your gf

means you are still in the process of moving on and you need to recognize that you are moving on. Being with your current gf was not and is not a wrong move, but dwelling on any previous relationships is

Well, you're not too far from a lot of them. Drive up to Lake Oneida. Google the Iroquois Confederacy.

>So...he was behind of it.

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I have a cute e-bf but i'm garbage at long term commitments and I already want to leave him
He cares more about me than I can care about anyone because of how emotionally fucking numb I am
I just feel restricted because I have to think about somebody other than myself every day and I hate it

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have the same wish user, to fuck a skinny brown girl. Thinking about it a lot lately

you're a dumb cunt

not denying it but what makes you say that user

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i think the only one restricting you is you. because you are setting up stupid expectations.

>stupid expectations.
what do you mean?

My mind always does this thing where every single person I see is analyzed. Their sex history is imagined based off of how they look, talk, and carry themselves. I also wonder how they act in a variety of life threatening situations. Would they be scared ass lil pussies or tough as nails when shit fucks the fan. Occasionally, I’ll wind up in those imagined situations where I’m either fucking them, fighting them, or killing them.

>I have to think about somebody other than myself every day and I hate it
Well, at least you admit it and realise it.

>first you agreed to be in a relationship which means you like him, he likes you. 2 parties, 2 way road

>you think he is too clingly and loves you too much and you dont like it because you dont want to put effort into it

>you would rather have someone who would halfass the relationship but then you want someone who care about you.

>only option is that you date someone that pretends to care but never really is there when you need them

>you need to move past your self. Relationships are NO LONGER ABOUT YOU its about an US or a WE. Him or you as a person in this discussion is out the door because its about the relationship now. If you dont want it - end it because you're holding him back too and wasting his time

>"He cares more about me than I can care about anyone"

been in this situation before with a girl and it wasted years of my life over someone who wasn't meant for me. She ddint love me like i did her and shes a dumb cunt so same situation.

either love him and stop being a bitch or you have no right to be a bitch and be difficult in any way knowing that he loves you more.

i didn't say he was too clingy
he's a good lad and wants the best for me
but i can't handle relationships and i know i will never be able to make him happy
i'm just not comfortable caring about another person, i'd rather be alone

ye not the first time i've made this mistake but it's probably hopefully the last since i actually understand my feelings this time

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when i was 15yo i took the v of a 10/11yo girl and were fuck buddies for a while

bimp

BUMP

Secretly addicted to hard drugs and slowly dying

the highlight of my 25 years of life was fucking a 14 year old girl when i was 20. a friend of mine in high school had a slutty sister i skipped class a few times with to do stupid shit like smoke cigs and hang out in old abandoned houses. then like a couple years later, one of her friends on fb found me and started messaging me. it was easy to tell she came from a broken home, she would always talk about how her parents hated her and she wanted to leave, and how she liked older guys, standard 'rebellious' slutty teenager shit, really. eventually it got to the point where there was no more normal chatting, it was just purely heated sexual tension. when i was 20 i finally moved out to an apartment with a roommate and one night she texted me randomly just before midnight. she was riding buses and wandering the streets with a friend, basically she was on the run and wanted to find me. i had to walk about an hour to meet her and another to get back to my place, worth it. when we got back to my place, her friend was tired as hell and passed out on the couch, i then kicked my roommate out of the bed and onto the couch where i normally sleep. now it's just me and her in the bedroom and as soon as i close the door she is immediately all over me. i tried to get a condom..but she refused! it wasnt long before we started fucking like animals. she wanted it rough, wanted me to choke her, and kept telling me to fuck her harder, as much as i tried it didn't seem hard enough! eventually i lived out my fantasy of picking her up and fucking her mid-air while she hung from my neck, right in view of a mirror even, for an extra angle that helped me really believe it was not a dream! we kept at it for a couple hours and then no fucking fear i went balls deep and filled her up. in the morning, i walked them to the bus stop and have never seen her again.

nice

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got pics?

I don't like pets. Cats, dogs, fish, doesn't matter. I think they all suck.

Wrong. Oklahoma actually.

on the right

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I shit in the shower. Feels great to crap standing

I took a shit in a sock and threw it in a dick bags window and this was a big shit like huge

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I can think of seven girls off the top of my head (probably more if I sit on it for a while), that I could have 100 percent gotten pussy from if I wasn't such an inexperienced prude at the times. Fuck my life.

which ones?

you too huh?

Recently found out that I enjoy trying to tempt pussy to fuck me rather than actually fucking. I dunno. Talking to a bitch, flirting and getting into that home run zone excites the fuck outta me. But actually putting my dick in her and fucking is incredibly boring.

hot. got more?

what about hamster

The only time the stupid little bastards even register as existing is when they are trying to commit suicide under your feet.

You're numb and can't feel, because feeling isn't cool yeah, yet you feel guilty because someone cares about you, so you decide to leave out of empathy for the person, even though you can't feel or think about anyone but yourself. Well, it doesn't make sense to me, but you know yourself best, since you're the only one allowed to care about you. Just stay alone.

i’m not sure whether you’re still here or not, but if you come back and have the chance to read this:
please don’t listen to the bitter idiots in this thread. it’s okay. what you need to realize is that living is a choice that can help you transcend these fears and insecurities. you have no obligation to Make Him Happy, as if that’s even possible. your role is as a partner. listen, care, share, and try to make decisions for both of you when you’re able. if he’s with you, he recognizes your issues. i’m sure you’ve shared them to some degree. trust that he understands and accepts you, and do the same for him. what you don’t realize now is that love is empowering. caring about him and accepting his compassion will help you understand and accept yourself. you’re worth his time and love as well as your own. we alllll have problems. don’t lock yourself up for the sake of others...you’re doing them a disservice.

When I was 19 I dropped to the floor with a mirror to spy on my sister taking a shower.

Don't be nice. It's all just fear and cowardice. Get out of your own damn way and learn how to deal with your emotions. I'm sure you're not completely psychotic, autistic or asexual to the point of being incapable of normal human empathy in love

nah they cute

So is a teddy bear, and it comes with the advantage that you don't have to clean up its shit.

why did you respond to me and then reiterate exactly what i said

Sometimes when I'm bored, horny and curious I make a profile on Grindr to see what's out there.
I haven't met up with anyone on there yet, because I'm not sure if I actually want to do it. I have swapped some pics with some people and there is a surprising amount of people on there who want to suck my dick.

Hungary is a gypsy country. Nothing makes us different from them. We just want to screw with each other with the least possible effort.

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>be me
>surf dark web
>find some interesting info and footage of alien life forms and other such things
>think its nonsense
>less than 3 hours later keep seeing a black Yukon SUV drive by house.
>man gets out and snaps several pictures
>im hiding in basement looking thru windows
>he looks down and just glares at me
>takes photo and leaves
should i be scared?

These were taken in LAX area werent they user?

I honestly feel like my recent ex broke up with me bc her "best friend" kept giving her shit about me spending the night after we got off work. Don't know how to feel after it, especially since we work the same closing shifts

When I was a 10 year old kissless virgin who just discovered porn I tried to fuck my mom. I regret everything and hope she forgets

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negative. about 1000miles away

fag

magyar cigany

I took a pic of my friend's gf's pussy in the living room when everyone was passed out

pic related

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I recently remembered that my cousin sucked my dick when she was seven and i was five.

im 100% sure i can fuck my aunt. she isnt related to me either but i would feel bad after.

pic?

>occasionally get bored and horny
>open an account on grindr
>have chatted to people and swapped pics with them
>sent people body and dick pics
>received surprisingly well
>now there's people all over my town that want to blow me
>haven't met with anyone yet because still not sure i even want to do it

were is the catch?

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Post it queermo

>isn't much foreplay
>sex has been dry
See the connection?

We know. Don't mention it any more.

Something like this.

It's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase.

I briefly had a sexual relationship with my wife's mom, even though she's old and unattractive, and I thoroughly enjoyed it. She gives better head and let me do anal, something my wife never does. Also I know it's kinda weird but while I was fucking her, I couldn't help thinking that this was the same hole my wife had once come out of.

We probably would've kept it going for a long time if I hadn't got her pregnant. She talked about keeping it for a while but in the end we agreed it would be too much and the lie would be too big so we got it aborted and finished our relationship.

I told my step sister I had a crush on her

muh fetish that i fantasize about almost every morning in the shower
> my drunk ass sister who lives at home and is in her 30s is out drinking
> brings home a much younger black guy
> while they are fucking he has texted a group of his friends the address
> they get there and knock on the door loudly
> my dad wakes up and gets the door
> they push him over and knock him out
> my mom comes out to see what the noise is
> group starts raping her
> sister asks her guy whats happening
> he tells her that mom is getting raped but he will tell them to stop
> but if they stop, he will stop fucking her and not let her cum
> sister says don't stop

sometimes if i haven't finished fapping yet, i have my sister text my gf and tell her to come over under false pretenses so she can get raped as well

What were her thoughts about potentially breaking up her own daughter's marriage?

I really like girls who masturbate. In fact, it's the only thing I fap to.

damn u a MAJOR THOT :((

I feel really guilty about the fact that i'm a pedophile

although i never hurt a child i feel realy bad about my fantasies towards them

Makes me really sad how bad this makes me feel and how i can't talk with anyone about it, also i live in constant fear of someone finding out and becoming hated for everyone

You have 2 courses of action to take: either get help or turn into an SJW and claim you're pedosexual.

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Thats MOST guys. Especially on here. Dont feel bad.

It's been 11 months and my ex has been getting railed by her new man left and right and I'm still miserable. Regardless of having hoes or people who are just interested in me. It sucks that technically no one in person loves me but everyone who lives miles and miles away do...

Video games are literally the only thing that's been making me happy...and money.

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>get help
Is this even an option for him? Won't he just get reported the second that he does?

>So, I found who was behind of it.

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Why tho

please do a proper greentext, I wanna fap to your story

dunno why I laughed so hard

if he doesn't live in USA, no.

because you were sugar coating it. Give it to them straight.

I think of an hero every day

Nothing wrong with being a pedophile, you didn’t choose that.

Just make good choices about children, don’t abuse them, don’t look at pictures or videos of other people abusing them.


Source: I am a fellow pedo.

I have a granny fetish, made a sexdate with a 64 yo granny this tuesday nervous about going but it's been a fantasy of being with one for a long time now.

I'm 22 btw

> me too
I’ve went further though I’ve met guys twice.
I can tell you the stories of you are still here?

I’m a pedo I enjoy watching little girls nude on the internet and kik groups ... I’m afraid one day I’ll have a daughter and not have the ability to stop myself